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overheard-at-lux · 2 years
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Lucifer: Detective! Your tiny offspring has asked to come with me to my place of work today, as long as you are alright with it.
Chloe: Lucifer, I don’t think a nightclub is the best place for-
Lucifer: No, no, for my other job.
Chloe:
Lucifer:
Chloe: You want to take my kid to hell?!
Trixie: Please?
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overheard-at-lux · 3 years
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Not me forgetting a new season came out today 🤦‍♀️ anyway, feel free to submit any and all quotes, I’ll be tagging with spoilers as usual!!
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overheard-at-lux · 3 years
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Lucifer: Fine. I will try it once.
Lucifer: But when it sucks and I hate it, I’m gonna hire a bunch of children to follow you around and scream “Told you so, told you so” for centuries.
Chloe: I look forward to the attention.
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overheard-at-lux · 3 years
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FINAL SEASON OF LUCIFER ON SEPTEMBER 10TH IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING I’M NOT OKAY
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overheard-at-lux · 3 years
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Chloe: Lucifer, please, you've been out here for hours. Why don't you take a break, and we can work through this together.
Lucifer: I KNOW HOW TO ASSEMBLE IKEA FURNITURE DETECTIVE-
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overheard-at-lux · 3 years
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Amenadiel: At the end of the day, we are brothers.
Lucifer: If you take out the 'r' it becomes 'bother' which I think is much more fitting.
Michael:
Michael: brothe
Lucifer:
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overheard-at-lux · 3 years
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Just a reminder: May 28th (tomorrow) Lucifer Season 5B drops!🎉
I will be tagging quotes as “Lucifer Spoilers” for about a month after the release to give everyone time to watch, so if you don’t want spoilers, go ahead and blacklist the tag 😁
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overheard-at-lux · 3 years
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Lucifer: Criminal record?
Lucifer: The only crime I've committed is killing it on the dance floor haha.
Chloe:
Lucifer: Well no actually I have killed several people.
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overheard-at-lux · 3 years
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how hot is that character: eve, chloe, mazikeen? (we love our lucifer ladies) (i literally don't know what other fandoms you're in lol sorry)
Oh we do love our Lucifer ladies. Thanks for this one!!
Maze:
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY
Every time I see Maze, my brain short-circuits because she’s hot as hell, pun intended. If she’s not in an episode I am always bummed. She’s got that swagger walk, the eyebrow slit, just !! Yes!!
Eve:
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY
Look, everyone on Lucifer is capital-G Gorgeous, and Eve’s got that whole wide-eyed, absolute sweetheart about her. Also I would love to have her hair.
Chloe: Already answered here!
(As for other fandoms, lol too many to count. Right now, Lucifer, JaTP, & Lost in Space)
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overheard-at-lux · 3 years
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Ella: Why aren't you dating Lucifer?
Chloe: Because I'd destroy him.
Ella: He'd be into that.
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Hey for the characters ask: Chloe ‘miracle’ Decker
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY
Look not to be dramatic but I would probably lay down my life for Chloe Decker. There's a reason she's a 'miracle' and the fact that she's just That Beautiful is pretty fitting. Love her
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overheard-at-lux · 3 years
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hey lets play how hot is that character
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overheard-at-lux · 3 years
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And we have a date people!!
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Lucifer season 5B comes to Netflix on the 28th May
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Lucifer: *Lucifers* Chloe: The Lord is testing me
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overheard-at-lux · 3 years
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Lucifer: (comes home blackout drunk)
Chloe: Babe, do you want to come to bed?
Lucifer: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. (Passes out on the floor)
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overheard-at-lux · 3 years
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Linda: And what do we say when things don't go our way?
Maze: That's homophobic.
Linda: No.
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overheard-at-lux · 3 years
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Chloe: I don't know how to tell you all this, so I'm just going to whisper it in Ella's ear, causing her to shout it out in astonishment.
Chloe: (whispers to Ella)
Ella: YOU'RE DATING LUCIFER?!
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