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Stan: We need to open this locked door. Ford, give me your credit card.
Ford: Here.
Stan, pocketing it: Thanks. Wendy, break down the door.
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Dipper: Define "dream".
Stan: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.
Mabel: That's too dark!
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Stan: You really believe in Mabel?
Dipper: Luckily, she believes in herself enough for the both of us.
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Bill, about Ford: Your grunkle looks gnc af
Dipper: YOU'RE INSANE
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Mabel, rushing into the room: It's terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Ford: Mabel, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Dipper, would you get Mabel some water?
Dipper: What is she gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, "Thank God, the water's here"?
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Dipper, about Mabel: She will believe anything.
Mabel: That's not true, Dipper.
Dipper: My real name is Jamal.
Mabel, excited: It is?
Dipper: No, my name is not Jamal! You know that!
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Dipper: Looks like we're on to Plan B.
Mabel: Wouldn't this technically be Plan G?
Stan: How many plans do we have? Is there a Plan M?
Dipper: Yes, but you die in Plan M, Grunkle Stan.
Ford: I like Plan M.
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Mabel: Dipper is my best friend! My bestie, my... My Besticle.
Dipper: Like... "testicle"?
Stan: Two balls from the same sack.
Ford: Poetic.
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Stan: I accidentally stepped on Waddles's tail. How long do you think I have left?
Dipper: Ten.
Stan: Ten WHAT?!
Mabel, behind Dipper, holding a knife: NINE.
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Ford: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Dipper: It's kind of complicated, but Grunkle Stan-
Ford: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Ford: Mabel, why is there a puppy sat in my chair?
Mabel: His name is Mr. Spots and he was outside and he was so cold he was crying so I brought him in.
Mabel: For research purposes obviously.
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Mabel: What are the rules of monopoly?
Stan: If the game lasts over four hours, you get the legal right to kill the person who asked to play.
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Stan: How did you get Dipper and Mabel to betray me? What'd you offer them?
Ford: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes.
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Ford: Can you describe the man who shot you?
Stan: Yeah.
Stan: He wasn't very friendly.
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Dipper: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.
Mabel: What?
Dipper: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-
Mabel: I love you.
Dipper:
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Mabel: Also cereal qualifies as soup.
Dipper: I fucking knew it.
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