overheard-at-thevillage

[overheard-at-thevillage]

[Reader, Bela, Cassandra and Daniela running errands]

Donna: Who is in charge here?

Bela: Well, usually that’s whoever yells the loudest.

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

[when Alcina reveals that she’s a vampire]

Reader: I’m both frightened and aroused.

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

Reader: We can never let anyone know that we got beat up by Angie.

Daniela: Agreed.

Reader: Take it to the grave?

Daniela: To the grave.

Reader: This conversation never happened.

Daniela: I don’t even know who you are.

Reader: ...That’s hurtful, you took it too far.

Daniela: That’s a weird thing for a stranger to say.

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

Alcina: They have been fighting all day! We need some new kids.

Reader: Wanna go make some more?

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

Reader: [to the Four Lords and the Dimitrescu Daughters] Alright, listen up you little shits.

Reader: ...Not you Donna. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled that you’re here.

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

Reader: Woah, Alcina is so pretty.

Salvatore: Don’t be jealous Y/N, you’re pretty too.

Reader: I’m not being jealous Moreau, I’m being gay.

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

Daniela: Can I go ride my skateboard outside?

Reader: Whatever, I’m not your mother.

Daniela: *runs off on a skateboard*

Reader: WEAR A FUCKING HELMET!

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

Reader: What are Heisenberg and Miranda arguing about this time?

Donna: They have a bet going about what Lady Dimitrescu is like in bed. Miranda thinks she’s secretly really romantic, but Heisenberg thinks she’s too kinky.

Reader: Yeah, she’s actually both.

Donna:

Reader:

Donna:

Reader: I mean... How would I know? I don’t know what Alcina’s like in bed.

Reader: But I would assume she’s both.

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

Cassandra: Y/N, you’ll eat anything.

Reader: What? I won’t eat anything, I’m pretty discerning.

Cassandra: *holds a small triangle out to Y/N* Eat this.

Reader: *eats it* What was that?

Cassandra: *holds out a sponge with a corner missing*

Reader: Don’t feed a person a sponge, Cass!

Cassandra: You...

Reader: Don’t feed a person a sponge!

Cassandra: You put it in your mouth, Y/N!

Reader: Ugh!

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

Donna: No! I don’t even want to talk to her until I know for sure that she’s gay.

Reader: [walks over to Bela]

Reader: What color lipstick are you wearing?

Bela: Oh I don’t wear lipstick. This is just blood.

Reader: Oh nice!

Reader: [walks past Donna] Gay.

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

Alcina: [to Reader and her daughters] How has Ethan Winters lived for thirty seven years and no one has killed him, not once?

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

Daniela: *opens shower curtain* What do you want for breakfast?

Reader: Privacy!

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

Reader: *reading the mail* Baby shower invitation? Um, no thanks, Mother Miranda. I have a regular-sized shower I can use whenever I want.

Alcina: Give me that!

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

Reader: [to Bela, Cassandra and Daniela] Do you honestly think you can trick me into telling you something again, just because you’ve successfully done it numerous times before?

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

Alcina: Oh, and I should probably mention that I’m filling the basement with dead maidens, so keep an eye out.

Reader: ...What?!

Alcina: Well, I need an army of the dead to protect something, and not just any dead people will do...

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

Daniela: Mother hides wine in the walls.

Alcina: You know that’s a wine rack! I’m not hiding it there!

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[overheard-at-thevillage]

Alcina: [to Y/N] Don’t touch anything. You’re very pretty, but you seem clumsy.

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