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Me: (trying to settle case because it's not our property without writing an msj)
Plaintiff: don't you just want to wait it out until settlement?
Me; ... no. Stip please.
Plaintiff: ... so you'll wait it out?
Me: ....
Plaintiff: 😀
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Partner during the review process: this associate does not have an in depth understanding of this practice area. *not satisfactory*
Me: I have never done this kind of case let alone in this jurisdiction will you be providing direction?
Partner: you can learn! Get the initial report done.
Me:
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When a partner sets up a call when you're in deadline hell for you to handle alone without asking you:
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Me during March:
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Also when watching the news or dealing with office politics.
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When your heating ac system is circa 2018 and during the pandemic closure you've lost both heat and ac for more than a week during the hottest and coldest portion of the year and you're expected to be pleasant still.
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Waiting on discovery responses from any government entity or plaintiff...
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Me: I have never done this kind of case let alone in this jurisdiction will you be providing direction?
Partner: you can learn! Get the initial report done.
Me:
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My client after notice of a motion to strike for failure to produce documents I asked for repeatedly a year ago:
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Me, an allegedly 5th year associate looking at my email:
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Law firm hierarchy
Junior associates
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Associates
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Senior associates
To the law clerks and juniors they don't work with...
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In court.
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How I picture my boss ignoring my time sensitive emails and drafts:
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Me drafting discovery responses...
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Least fave thing.
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Me in in person meetings without built in volume control.
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How i imagine first year big law associates are in public after their 7th 36 hour shift. Or me on a Thursday. (I'm acclimating to post pandemic well).
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Me and my email when I try to start and finish one thing:
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Me: (seeing all newly passed baby lawyers to be)
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Dear ABA, Please make a billing code for those days (Tuesdays) where I recieve notices from the court that make no earthly sense and require me to beg my admin assistant to call and ask what it means how to fix becauseI literally don't have time or bandwidth to call them 4 times and wait on hold for 45 minutes only to be given a weblink with pdf form that are neither applicable nor discoverable through normal channels- and then I need to ask her to save copy and file the 37 single document emails I get from my client the day before they're due. Bare in mind l120 a105 is banned and calls for future me to evaluate my life choices in approximately 3 months.
The ABA:
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