paddoony

[paddoony]

James: I'm probably one of the smartest and most skilled people in this building.

Remus:... Is your hand stuck in a candy machine?

James: I paid for mY SKITTLES, I'M GETTING MY SKITTLES

#remus lupin #moony #padfoot #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius black #prongs #wolfstar #marauders #maraudersera #hp marauders #marauders text post #marauders incorrect quotes #lilyevans #regulus black #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #harry potter

[paddoony]

Peter: Fight me!

James and Sirius, standing behind him: if you even put a single hand on his head I will kill you.

Remus, standing behind them: if you even LOOK at either of them I will kill you.

#remus lupin #moony #padfoot #sirius black #james potter #prongs #peter pettigrew #marauders textpost #wolfstar #marauders #maraudersera #marauders map #hp marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #lilyevans #jily #marlene mckinnon #regulus black #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #harry potter #harry potter text post

[paddoony]

Lily: [teaching James how to drive a muggle car] okay, you're driving, and Sirius and Remus walk into the road. quick, which do you hit?

James: Oh, definitely Sirius. I could never hurt Remus.

Lily: [massaging her temples] the breakes. you hit the brakes

#james potter #prongs #lilyevans #jily #remus lupin #moony #sirius black #padfoot #peter pettigrew #wolfstar #marauders textpost #marauders #maraudersera #marauders incorrect quotes #hp marauders #marauders map #regulus black #marlene mckinnon #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #harry potter #harry potter text post #marauders text post #hogwarts

[paddoony]

James: I can't believe you and Sirius broke the bed last night

Lily:..sounds like you two had a crazy night

Remus: haha yeah...

[last night]

Remus: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Sirius: try me

#remus lupin #moony #padfoot #sirius black #wolfstar #james potter #prongs #peter pettigrew #wormtaiil #marauders textpost #marauders #maraudersera #marauders incorrect quotes #hp marauders #marauders text post #lilyevans #marlene mckinnon #regulus black #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #harry potter #hogwarts #marauders era textpost #harry potter text post #text post

[paddoony]

Lily: YOU GAVE SIRIUS COFEE?!?!

James: Of course not. I gave him this can of muggle fruit juice that was in your fridge. [shows three empty cans of Red-Bull]

Sirius: [Crashes trough the window as padfot] YIPEE YAY HEE!! LET'S PARTY AND DANCE NAKED!

#remus lupin #moony #padfoot #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius black #prongs #marauders textpost #wolfstar #marauders #maraudersera #hp marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #lilyevans #jily #marlene mckinnon #regulus black #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #harry potter #hogwarts #marauders text post

[paddoony]

[captured by a deatheater]

Remus: don't say a word

Sirius: fergaliciusus

Remus: I said no words

Sirius: Oh I see, three weeks ago while playing scrabble, it was not a word and now suddenly it is a word because is convenient for you

[paddoony]

James: [tapping fingers on table]

Sirius:[taps fingers back furiously]

Lily:... What's going on?

Remus: morse code. They're talking

James: -.-- --- ..- .-. .... .- .. .-. .. ... .-. . .- .-.. .-.. -.-- ..- --. .-.. -.-- - --- -.. .- -.--

Sirius: [slams hands on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK

#remus lupin #moony #padfoot #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius black #prongs #marauders textpost #wolfstar #marauders #maraudersera #marauders incorrect quotes #hp marauders #lilyevans #jily #regulus black #marlene mckinnon #james fleamont potter #remus john lupin #sirius orion black #hp #harry potter #harry potter text post

[paddoony]

Remus: I have no fear

James: What if you woke up one day and Sirius was actually taller than you?

Remus:

Remus: I have one fear

#remus lupin #moony #padfoot #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius black #prongs #marauders textpost #wolfstar #marauders #maraudersera #hp marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders map #lilyevans #jily #marlene mckinnon #regulus black #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #harry potter #harry potter text post #hogwarts

[paddoony]

Remus: I wanna show you a picture from last nigh that really upset me

Sirius: Okay but in my defence, Prongs bet me 10 galeons that I couldn't drink all that shampoo

Remus: That's not what I wanted to-you drank shampoo?!

Sirius: what

Sirius: no

#remus lupin #moony #padfoot #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius black #prongs #marauders textpost #wolfstar #marauders #maraudersera #hp marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #lilyevans #jily #regulus black #marlene mckinnon #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #harry potter #harry potter text post

[paddoony]

James: ᵃᵗ ᵐʸ ᶠᵘⁿᵉʳᵃˡ ⁱ'ᵐ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵏᵃʰᵒᵒᵗ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰ ¹⁰⁰⁰ qᵘᵉˢᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷʰᵒᵉᵛᵉʳ ʷⁱⁿˢ, ᵍᵉᵗˢ ᵐʸ ʷⁱˡˡ!!!!

Lily: Bold of you to assume i'm ever letting you die

#remus lupin #moony #padfoot #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius black #prongs #marauders textpost #wolfstar #marauders #maraudersera #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders era textpost #lilyevans #marlene mckinnon #jily #regulus black #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #hp marauders #harry potter #hogwarts

[paddoony]

"James, no," said Lily almost in a whisper.

They were both upstairs, scared. He was there and he was going for Harry. Maybe for them too.

"Yes Lily, I'll go down and stop him while you try to escape with Harry."

"James-"

"Lily...I can't...I can't let him hurt you or Harry."James said and then looked into her eyes and smiled "I've loved you since that day you hit me with a book in first year, I've loved you so much my heart can't take it and when we started dating I was the happiest man in this world. I feel so lucky that I got to meet you Lily Evans, I feel so lucky that you are the mother of my child and that you are the woman who holds my heart. Words are not enough to express how much I love you and I want you to never forget it, I love you Lily. I promise I will come back and we will run away with Harry" After that he kissed her and left her in the room with Harry. She knew he couldn't keep his promise and her fears were made real when she heard a loud sound downstairs. In that moment she knew, she knew she would never see James bloody Potter smile again.

#james potter #prongs #lilyevans #jily #remus lupin #moony #padfoot #peter pettigrew #sirius black #marauders textpost #wolfstar #marauders #maraudersera #hp marauders #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #the marauders #regulus black #marlene mckinnon #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #harry potter

[paddoony]

James: Is that Vodka?

Remus: Yeah

James: Straight?

Remus: No, bi

James: the voDKA NOT YOU

#remus lupin #moony #padfoot #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius black #prongs #marauders textpost #wolfstar #marauders #maraudersera #hp marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #lilyevans #jily #regulus black #marlene mckinnon #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #harry potter #marauders headcanon #hogwarts #harry potter text post

[paddoony]

James: I hope you die

Snape: Yeah? I hope you step on a lego

James: Take that back. TAKE IT BACK

#remus lupin #moony #padfoot #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius black #prongs #marauders textpost #wolfstar #marauders #maraudersera #hp marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #lilyevans #jily #marlene mckinnon #regulus black #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #harry potter #hogwarts #harry potter text post

[paddoony]

Lily: All you do is eat, sleep, and complain about life

Remus: That's not true. There's one thing I do more often

Lily: oh yeah? And what's that?

Sirius: *popping out of nowhere* Me!

#remus lupin #moony #padfoot #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius black #prongs #marauders textpost #wolfstar #marauders #maraudersera #marauders incorrect quotes #hp marauders #lilyevans #jily #marlene mckinnon #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #harry potter #harry potter text post

[paddoony]

Death eater: We have your aunt

Harry: Which one

Death eater:... What

Harry: You heard me

Death eater: Uh... Blond hair, lesbian and has a leather jacket?

Harry: Oh You mean aunt Marlene! Yeah, no, you don't have her... she has you

#marlene mckinnon #remus lupin #moony #padfoot #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius black #prongs #marauders textpost #wolfstar #marauders #maraudersera #marauders incorrect quotes #hp marauders #lilyevans #jily #james fleamont potter #remus john lupin #sirius orion black #harry potter #harry potter text post

[paddoony]

Sirius: There's only four ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way, the Remus way and the Sirius way.

The marauders:???

Sirius: The Remus way is the faster way to the right way, the Sirius way just creates another problems to cover the original problem, which leads to a snowball of problems no one understand.

#remus lupin #moony #james potter #prongs #sirius black #padfoot #peter pettigrew #wolfstar #marauders textpost #marauders #maraudersera #hp marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #marauder headcanons #lilyevans #regulus black #marlene mckinnon #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #incorrect hp quotes #harry potter #harry potter text post #hogwarts

[paddoony]

James: Harry, you're getting older now, you're gonna start acting like your own age.

Sirius, sprinting by: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!

James: *on top of the fridge* HA HA YOU LOST HARRY

Harry: I just-

#james potter #prongs #remus lupin #moony #padfoot #sirius black #peter pettigrew #wolfstar #marauders textpost #marauders #maraudersera #hp marauders #marauders map #marauders incorrect quotes #lilyevans #jily #regulus black #marlene mckinnon #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #harry potter #harry potter text post #Hp #hogwarts #marauder headcanons