Ruby: Can you please pass the salt, Daddy?
Taiyang: *Reaches for the salt*
Qrow: *Reaches for the salt*
Oscar: *Reaches for the salt*
Taiyang: *Glares at Oscar*
Qrow: *Glares at Oscar*
Oscar: *Rethinks his decisions in life*
Weiss: You know, you keep hugging Oscar whenever he’s upset
Ruby: Yeah. So what?
Weiss: If you keep doing that, he’ll get the wrong idea and might end up falling for you. Is that what you want?
Ruby: *scoffing* Is that what I want?
Yang, loudly over the intercom: Yes!
Hey Cobra Kai fans. Do you think the tournament will be interesting if it turns out like this?
Blake, angry: Were you dropped on your head as a child?!
Weiss: Bold of you to assume I was ever held
Weiss walks into her dorm room
Jaune: Hey Weiss
Oscar: Welcome Back
Weiss: Hello, people who do not live here. I gave you that key for emergencies!
Jaune: But there was an emergency!
Weiss: And what was it?
Oscar: We ran out of Doritos
Weiss: Yang, I’ve never Dine & Dashed before and I don’t wish to start now
Yang: Uh…Well, remember whenever I’d take you to a nice restaurant and I would ask you to wait in the car while I paid?
Yang: Did you ever wonder why I was running to the car?
Weiss: Oh Oum, I’m a criminal!
Blake: Technically, you’re an accessory
Ruby: *On the phone* You’re working with Neon?
Oscar: Yeah, she’s just below me
Ruby: She did what?!
Oscar: *Sighs* Be-low me!
Weiss: *Is Choking*
Yang: Help! I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working!
Ruby: Just turn it upside down and use the 6!
Oscar: Ruby, I love you but…*Sighs* I guess it wouldn’t hurt to try?
Weiss: *stops choking momentarily* What the f*ck?!
Emerald: About a week ago, I accidentally slept with Mercury
Neo: You accidentally slept with Mercury?
Neo: I don’t get it, did you trip on something?
Here’s my theory of what happened during the Reverie
Sabo and his forces got into a fight with the Admirals in order to free Kuma. But the fight goes over the top and either Vivi or her father got killed as a result. Then the Admirals captured Sabo and the Navy pinned the death of Vivi or her father solely on Sabo. That would explain why Blackbeard said he’d go and take it for himself. That most likely means he’s going to fight the government to get Sabo and steal his devil fruit powers. And all of this including the dismantling of the Seven Warlord System means that the world would be going into complete chaos.
But remember this is Oda we are talking about so it’s probably none of this considering someone as dumb as me came up with this.
Weiss teaching Ruby to drive: Okay, you’re driving and Oscar and Jaune walk into the road. What do you hit?
Ruby: Oh, definitely Jaune. I couldn’t hurt Oscar
Weiss: *Massaging her temples* The brakes, Ruby. You hit the brakes
Ruby: Please Oscar, don’t do it. I love you!
Oscar: I’m sorry, I have to
Ruby: Oscar, please I’m begging you. After all we’ve been through together….
Oscar: I’m sorry
[Places +4 Card]
Ruby: Hey, I finished my vows! Take a look
Weiss and Yang read Ruby’s Vows
Ruby: Well, what do you think?
Weiss: *With tears in her eyes* Aw, Ruby…
Yang: *Trying her best not to cry* I have never known love like this
Ruby: You really like it?
Weiss: Of course! How did you write this?
Ruby: I stole Oscar’s and changed the name. Shh
Weiss: You can’t do that!
Yang: If she goes first, she can!
Oscar: Is it okay if I swear?
Nora: Yes, Oscar, I’ll allow you to swear
Nora: Yes, go on
Oscar: I’m nervous
Nora: I’m having a baby
Oscar: Really? That’s-
Nora: *Slams down adoption papers* It’s you, sign here
Yang: So Oscar kissed you?
Yang: Then what happened?
Ruby: I came over to tell you
Yang: So he’s waiting over there for you?
Ruby: Crap! *Runs back to Oscar*
Weiss: I only want one slice
Yang: Me too. Pizza is very fattening
Weiss:…Yang, that’s two. You just stacked two slices on top of each other
Yang: Shh, not when you eat it like this
Yang: The body doesn’t know
Sun: The kids haven’t eaten their sandwiches
Blake: Ok, just throw them out
Sun: *Helping the kids pack their suitcase* Look, I’m just as surprised as you are
Ruby: Oh c’mon, I didn’t drink that much last night!
Yang: You were flirting with Oscar
Ruby: So what? He’s my boyfriend
Yang: You asked if he was single
Weiss: And cried when he said he wasn’t
Weiss: If you had 10 chocolate chip cookies and Yang asks for 2, how many would you have?
Ruby: 10. Yang knows not to ask for my cookies
Weiss: Ok, if you had 10 chocolate chip cookies and Yang forcibly takes 2, how many would you have left?
Ruby: 10 and a dead sister