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this is sending me

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is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

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you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

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you know how i got these scars kid? *takes long drag ofd of cigarette* by drawing absolute melons. i’m talking beyond dd. h cup shoulder breaking nose bleeding bahonkas.

#sgdhrerrrrrrghehehehrhhehgehhegherrheheheh #BOOBS!!!! WOMENS BOOBS!!!! MENS TITS!!!!!

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[LOUD SIRENS] [CAR CRASH] [WET SPLAT] [OLD TIME CAR HORN] [KID PIX NOISES]

#INEZ EXCUSE ME I #MAAM YOUR BREASTS! #lol lo my. my art. haha!

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if chappell roan has no fans consider me a bloody smear on the road

#JUMPING UO AND DOWN AND YELLING YIPPEE!!! YIPPEEEEE!!! #oh to be a fly on the wall at her concerts. chappell how i desire to see u <\3

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they call it a happy trail cuz u see it and get so so so excited yippee!!!

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my favourite tumblr phenomenon

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The master of ramazith's tower

#nobody talk to me unless you’re him

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#bringing this image back for yet another year.

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imagine being born in the ace attorney universe with a name like Rick R. Mortis and just knowing you are not built to last

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disaster boys

#real. #i’ll be fifty when atlus decides to release another trauma team. my ass.

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biggest complaint about movies these days is that nobody smokes a cigarette like they mean it, like girl put your back into it lol it’s not an accessory meant to limply hang in your hand like that like she’s supposed to be present!!!!!! i wanna see actors suck on cigarettes like their livelihoods depend on it and exhale with such glorious release you could almost see them melting into the floor like that cigarette is a paid actress give her something to do!!!!!!!!!

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Update on my mom’s jesse pinkman obsession: she now calls breaking bad “Jesse” and will ask me “hey do you want to watch another episode of jesse and see what jesse does” i feel like he’s my fucking sibling im competing with for attention

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i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

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girl who only knew of handjobs through the gestures people made in reference so when it came down to it she just bashed it with her closed fist