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your man thinks onions should be incarcerated for 5-10 years
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Thought this could fit in well here
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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
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I sent a letter today - something I haven鈥檛 done for years
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It鈥檚 full of plastic bread clips
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It鈥檚 for Science
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A young American alligator (Alligator mississippiensis) rides on the back of its mother in Brazos Bend State Park, Texas, USA
by Rick Dunlap
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hosing down my inbox like a water slide for my anons' enrichment
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Realizing at the wonderful age of 23 that the Homestuck number is 413 in part because it's the two numbers most associated with evil shit lmfao
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Ilia fucking Malinin鈥檚 world record breaking free skate
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I鈥檓 going to make a simple version of this post, longer version here.
I really need help. I鈥檝e been in the hospital after having major open surgery to place a feeding jejunostomy tube and convert my GJ tube to a gastrostomy. The J tube alone is a 6-8 week recovery.
I have no income until June when my long-term disability payments start. I have to pay $672 a month for COBRA in the meantime, and with my spouse taking care of me we haven鈥檛 been able to pay bills.
My PayPal is currently under review because people donated under goods/services, so I can only use cash.app or Venmo.
Cashapp: $forcewielder
Venmo: message me
Tube images under the cut for proof (CW: blood + surgical site)
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benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 馃敟馃檹馃馃挜馃挜馃挵
bad parts of having job:
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"Not beating the ___ allegations" is such a 'now' turn of phrase, implying as it does a world where everyone's behavior is always on literal trial by a guilt-presuming judge and jury that consists of anyone who happens to be paying attention.
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Undertale where everything is the same but when you encounter Asgore hes pregnant in the throne room and you have a choice to mercy or abort that thing
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Bad Space Comics: The Suit
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this article is insane and making me insane
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