i love this type of post
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I feel like a lot of people dont pick up on that: when youre texting with someone and they ask you a question theyre probably very much aware that they can simply google it. The reason theyre asking you instead is because they like talking with you and want you to explain it instead
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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop
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we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…
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if a nonchalant teenager lived in skeleton world they would probably sometimes say something like "uhhh... *scoff* what the skull?"
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Little black squash balls, Walter. This lab is where you will create little black squash balls.
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My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email
And his professor responded with this
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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
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be right back guys i have to do my monthly "stare at the full moon for a few hours" ritual
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yeah
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tiramisu am i right
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This is going around on Twitter right now and all I can think is: weak. The yuri I like would send me directly to Hell
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i haven't touched awakening modding almost at all mostly bc i don't have any major ideas. but i thought of one
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