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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

#this is so fucking funny and even better seeing it written out #love these low quality children #d20 #d20 spoilers #fhjy #fhjy spoilers

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All amazing points and so important to take in. I think I have done a couple of these, but not habitually or intensely. But it's good awareness for me.

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when a centaur dies, the horse half obviously goes to hell, but the human half ascends to heaven, detached and missing its lower horse body, forced to go about the rest of its afterlife mourning the loss of something vile and profane, which is in a sense its own kind of hell

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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anyone else uhh..... anyone else ummmm. anyone else. anyone else, anyone.. anyone, anyone. oh god anyone

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Dean Pelton when someone asks if he's gay

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i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

#LOVE holding a beverage

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Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

#85% druid was my highest with 75% each in paladin monk and wizard

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me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

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wish i could go back to eden and give eve a vibrator

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bumping your OCs ages up every few years because they’re starting to feel like infants to you. reblog if you agree. 

#I'm pretty sure when I made my first dnd character i actually made her a few years older than me because i was pretty sure i'd play her #for several years and have this exact problem #however as far as i remember she's 23 lmao #she's like a baby to me now (I'm 28)

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

#i love it cause that and 12 are the only goddamn times i can read off of those damn clocks without having to really spend a lot of effort #on it #what's up dyscalculia 🤌 those sure are shapes

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girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

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#I'm taller than both my mom AND my dad

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