The differences between TFP and Earthspark Optimuses are sooooooo fucking funny. TFP OP is burdened with "I've never seen Prime laugh, cry, or lose his cool," he responds to "Hey Optimus you wanna see something funny?!" with the numbest dead-eyed Eeyore "No," he's just generally Haunted and Stoic every waking moment
Then we have Chuckles McGee with his looney toons ass face winking and making finger guns and giggling nervously and spamming the group chat with emojis and cracking jokes and making "graphic design is my passion" self-help pamphlets
Late night doodles, I should have put tools somewhere in the second one to make it more obvious their invention exploded while they were working on it. I'm still trying to figure out how to draw Nightshade, I'm struggling to not make them look kinda off in my style oof
Guess who’s father texted their mother to ask for the mailing address to send papers that he claimed is “worth a bit of money”, but refused to send a picture of said papers “worth $50-100”
(I may or may not provide updates if fuckface decides to get hostile)
(Also I asked my (paternal) Grammy to not send him my address and she agreed not to because she hates his ass too lmao)
Sometimes I wonder how he feels knowing that I have crushes on fictional characters but I don’t feel the same way for them
Like??? Monsters, LEGO characters, middle-aged men, alien robots, etc I am on my KNEES for
But not him
[Friends name] isn’t bad-looking or anything and he’s funny and nice to be around, but I don’t like them ROMANTICALLY (I do love him platonically, and we do cuddle, but I don’t have romantic feelings for them)
I feel kinda awkward being like “hey I know you have a crush on me, what do you think about the fact that I wanna fuck [idk insert fictional character] but not you?”
I can’t just ask someone that, but I’m curious, but I’m not going to directly ask him that