annoying thing about sex in the dark especially when you're topping is the fumbling around Tryna find the hole it makes me feel like an idiot ogre like "thog top. thog fuck boy hole." and the cute little boy I'm Tryna fuck is like "nope, not quite... a bit lower..." and thog gets embarassed that her cock can't instinctively sniff out the hole like a truffle hog. doubly so when it slips out but the cheeks feel so good that you start rutting mindlessly anyway without realising you're not even in like "thog like pussy, thog positively grunt, thog so close baby boy..." and then "babe... that's just my ass cheeks....." like ok guess thog kill self now