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paperuniverse · 3 hours
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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
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paperuniverse · 4 hours
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♡ °̩̥˚̩̩̥͙°̩̥ ·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙·̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ °̩̥˚̩̩̥͙°̩̥ ♡ ‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥˚̩̩̥͙°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊ ‧♡ °̩̥˚̩̩̥͙°̩̥ ·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙·̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ °̩̥˚̩̩̥͙°̩̥ ♡ ~~
maddie referenced from sabrina carpenter’s photoshoot <3
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paperuniverse · 4 hours
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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary
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paperuniverse · 5 hours
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Going through it so drew Czechia going through it.
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paperuniverse · 6 hours
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I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post
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paperuniverse · 6 hours
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paperuniverse · 6 hours
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paperuniverse · 6 hours
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I was going through my health textbook and someone wrote "fuck that" under the lines about ending friendships because dating is more important and if that is not the most aromantic/aroace thing ever, I don't know what is.
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paperuniverse · 8 hours
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*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*
Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"
My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."
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paperuniverse · 8 hours
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This thread is hysterical.
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paperuniverse · 8 hours
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speaking of germans, the german exchange student wore his lederhosen to class today and my professor went “bro it’s not oktoberfest what’s with the costume” and bro said “i know this is america but german people are real”
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paperuniverse · 8 hours
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I’m never going to beat the Prussia kinnie allegations at this point
Haha, yeah I’m cool. I smoke weed.
*Rips a clump of weeds out of the dirt, sets it on fire, and breathes in the smoke*
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paperuniverse · 8 hours
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Tesla is recalling all 3,878 Cybertrucks that it has shipped to date, due to a problem where the accelerator pedal can get stuck, putting drivers at risk of a crash, according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. The recall caps a tumultuous week for Tesla. The company laid off more than 10% of its workforce on Monday, and lost two of its highest-ranking executives. A few days later, Tesla asked shareholders to re-vote on CEO Elon Musk’s massive compensation package that was struck down by a judge earlier this year.
Continue Reading.
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paperuniverse · 8 hours
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paperuniverse · 8 hours
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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
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paperuniverse · 8 hours
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I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist
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paperuniverse · 8 hours
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I can’t get over this lmaooo
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