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This is just pure self indulgent blorbo art.

I saw Yumyumsteak's designs-X and had a mighty need to draw.

#gave me an excuse to draw humans AND the blorbo #yumyumsteak has really cute art and I adore it #also i wanted to draw the titty- i realized im not as good at drawing the titty as I thought #sometimes i just wanna draw dem melons #humanformers #transformers #shockwave #soundwave #tf #artz #pie artz #transformers g1 #i am not the creator of these designs at all i made sm tweeks but the rest is yumyumsteak #yumyumsteak

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:O

#lethal company #quota #a smoll art as a treat #artz #lethal company fanart #pie artz #for the company

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It's shocking at how many versions of this bot can fit this motto to a T.

#I spent more time deciding which version to depict and ended up with more of general amalgamation of him #slaps the hood of the tank- this bad boy can fit so many warcrimes in it #cyber-streak-2 #kudos for writing something that I immediately went I have to draw something for this #shockwave #artz #transformers fanart #megatron #starscream #soundwave #maccadam #pie artz #but for real you got the idw comic version- tf prime version- a smidge of g1 - i assume cyberverse- bayverse its just- how bad can i be?

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First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.

Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.

#this whole thing is so stupid and im so sorry but holymoly i got a brain worm and it just went feed me with this bs #also that first image is more of riffing off of lemons's original post than anything to do with this au in general #cus mega and op would be their faction leads- #i just liked the original idea of starscream being a shit angel or fairy in this case on his shoulder #maccadam #transformers #lemonomelette #lemon i really hope u dont mind me drawing some cursed as ff art from this hell #i hate even typing the tags for this hot cringe #mtmte #fuk butch whats his face tho #megatron #starscream #soundwave #oh i did draw humanformers that actually go with this bs but i havent decided if i wanted to post it yet #ratchet #ultra magnus #deadlock #wheeljack #jazz #transformer crossover #fairly oddrobots #artz #pie artz

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More assorted lethal things

#your getting 2 diff coloring styles cus i cant be bothered to post separately like i should #obligatory among us crossover #lethal company #lethal company fanart #among us #artz #pie artz #loot bug #bracken #lethal company crossover #lethal company bracken #lethal company loot bug #quota

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Not pictured- screaming in the distance.

#lethal company #still got a few more blergs of this inspiration for this in my brain #bracken #lethal company bracken #lethal company fanart #artz #pie artz #blood #i had the most fun making the stupid gif #quota

[parallelpie]

My brain has been vibing with this company

#morning reblog #lethal company #last reblog of this dont worry i wont repost it again after this #artz

[parallelpie]

My brain has been vibing with this company

#lethal company #so guess what ive been playing #its like among us 2.0 #quota #quota for days #lethal company fanart #artz #pie artz

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Declutter Tumblr

The new layout it a whole mess. Thankfully Xkit can already help with a bunch of this! I'm sure it'll give more options soon.

Vanilla Tumblr: (I have marked in red what can be removed. The tabs can be set not to stick, so you will really only see them at the top of your dash. Empty box on the left for hidden notifications and shop sparkle, i just didn't have any. I'm EU so no Live for me).

Xkit Rewritten Tumblr:

The settings I use:

#Been using some form of xkit for years now cus of all this bs UI nonsense #once again save yourself and get xkit

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Eyyyye it’s artfight time again. Even if I haven’t been posting as much as I wanted on here, I am trying to be active on artfight so don’t be a stranger. :>

https://artfight.net/~ParallelPie 

#fwi sorry for the lack of robot oc's if your expecting that making oc's from pure scratch is harder than basing them off of a game model #artfight #just cus i dont have many robot oc's dosnt mean Im not wanting to draw them #I do try to always do a revenge in return for art #pie text post #text post #non art post

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#last one i swear #overwatch #tf2 #not art #i saw this in our env meeting and thank fuk im muted

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it’s funny how TF2 is getting traction again solely because Overwatch keeps shitting the bed

#relevant again because blizz keeps shitting themselves #overwatch #tf2 #not art

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Indulgent Doc bot art

#hrrrgh so many things have stolen my attention lately so im trying to finish things aka like zelda #ratchet #tf #maccadam #transformers #artz #pie artz #knockout #transformers ratchet #transformers knockout #tf prime

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A Hollow Knight/ Nightmare king fusion.

#i just the flame armor and helm design was the biggest reason for drawing this #I just think their neat #hollow knight #pure vessel #nightmare king #grimm #hollow knight fusion #artz #pie art #hk hollow #hk grimm

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OKay so, I will admit I haven’t watched barely anything of the latest tf show other than what shows up on my dash. ANYWAY this madman of a megatron pic shows up on my dash and the FIRST THING I notice is the damn, ITS ME THE LETTER M. Like whhhhhhhhhy does megatron have the letter M on his chin????? LIKE WHO DECIDED ah yes M for megaaaaatronnnnn chinnn?? Did he forget who he is????? BUT the first thing my monkey brain does to fill in that question is go, the M is for MILKIES and W is for WUmbo. Because somehow I trying to remember the spongebob meme and shoving this hottrash into it even tho I knew it wasn’t correct but was sure I was really close to what it really is. (it was M was for mini)  Anyway this whole explanation is just to say, My brain is werid sometimes and my friends had to put up with my word of the day being how many different versions of milk can I pun off of mega and why this damn thing exists

#I just why why did they put the letter M on his chin #i still cant over his stupid ass chin #Transformers #megatron #maccadam #earthspark #tf earthspark #artz #pie artz

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YATATATATATATATATTA

#tf2 will always hold a special place in mah heart #that being said let ratchet say F and go ham #ratchet #transformers #maccadam #artz #mtmte #tf ratchet #ive yet to see someone outsmart buuuuuuulllette

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.-.

#a take on a pure siblings au. not much else to say on this #i just want them to have cute interactions together. that is all #hollow knight #pure vessel #ghost hollow knight #ghost #artz #pie artz #hollow just needs some good chill weed or something #also they arnt actually speaking outloud more like void speak just for reference