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anemonti | venti !

               ❛ Ehehe~! Oh, Hu Tao, you should know that if I am to perish, I give you full funeral arrangement plans, all paid for by Mr. Zhongli, of course. ❜

     There’s a giggle from the bard as his hands are placed upon his hips, eyes scanning around the parlor then back at the girl. Are they left alone? Without the consultant?

             ❛ I did stop by to talk to that old man, buuuut~ ❜ There’s a hum accompanied with the word, a slight rocking on the feet with an ever so playful grin. ❛ I say you’re better company, ehe~! He wanted to have tea, but his fault for being gone! ❜

     ❝     ohhh , i see . so no coffin offer this time , but i’ll write a raincheck for you .     ❞ a light - hearted laugh escapes her as she leans against her desk ; venti was always a joy to talk to , truly . it was nice to know someone that you could shoot the shit with & not feel guilty about it -- or yourself -- afterwards . the director’s head tilts as she listens to him speak before a hand lifts itself to place a finger on her chin thoughtfully .

     ❝     tea , huh ? weeell , i’m too lazy to sit & make whatever the old guy makes , but i do have some good wine in one of my cabinets . only if you want , though ~     ❞

#❀ moons out & so am i ! ➤ ic . #anemonti #( hi core i love u i miss u have this crumb )

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Yantao

#❀ i knew instantly - you’re also guilty ! / yantao ➤ yanfci .

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they are girlfriends your honor

#❀ i knew instantly - you’re also guilty ! / yantao ➤ yanfci .

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-- also unfortunately for all of you yantao is now on my brain because of my boyfriend & i’m determined to be annoying abt it <3

#❀ silly - churl billy - churl silly - billy hilichurl ➤ ooc . #( yantao real & canon i can confirm ) #( just a funeral director & her noodle scarf girlfriend !!!!! )

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往生堂 LOG 

#❀ versemonger of the darkest alleys — that's me ! ➤ visage . #❀ i’ll give them shelter like you’ve done for me / zhongli ➤ astrakyn .

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lupicalled | ??? 

            SHE’S ODD. she smells of death but…she isn’t dead. she also smells of soot, and ash. but razor doesn’t feel alarmed for some reason. just…confused, “how i supposed to tell if good to eat if i don’t taste?”

     ❝     i guess that’s true , but --     ❞ a pause , before hu tao places her thumb on her chin thoughtfully with a hum . one would expect her to be more concerned in this situation , yet she seems to be more ... amused than anything . ❝     what if it’s something suuuper poisonous ? how have you not died yet if this is your method ?     ❞

#❀ moons out & so am i ! ➤ ic . #lupicalled #( of course <3 razor .. the best woof ) #( hu tao vc whose lost dog is this )

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hu tao always thinks it’s funny when ppl argue over whether or not the funeral parlor is haunted or not . “ i had a weird experience there once ! ” “ you’re just making that up ! ” nah , the funeral parlor is 100% actually haunted . there’s the headless man , the crooked lady , the child in white – the list goes on & on , & hu tao gives each of them names like that when they appear . they’re all pretty docile , but the parlor has a high turnover rate , especially amongst overnight staff , because they can’t handle the stress the hauntings bring . hu tao , naturally , is unbothered – if her employees don’t have balls of steel , they’re more than welcome to leave . 

#❀ fire butterfly ! be free ! ➤ headcanons . #( reblogging this bc i like it . shoves it in your faces )

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-- hi . this is kinda stupid but i am in a bad brain space so i must ask . are ppl still interested in rping w my hu tao ?? do ppl even LIKE my hu tao ??? i love her to death but sometimes i feel like i am . not up to standards . oh well .

#❀ silly churl billy churl silly billy hilichurl ➤ ooc . #mobile . #tbd . #( i just . h . ) #( right now she is lying face down in the dirt waiting for me to do her replies ) #( & i log in here all the time ; type up something ; then delete it ) #( this is actually REALLY stupid so i'll delete it later . lol 🤪 ) #( tomorrow is a free day ✌️ ) #( so i'll try to force something out ) #( i just don't feel like i'm as important anymore . this community kinda does that to me . ) #( which sucks bc i love it here but yeehaw )

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💓`🌸Make a Muse Blush💓🌸

“You work so hard. Take a rest, you deserve it.”

“You’re gorgeous.”

“Impressive! Is there anything you can’t do?”

“Lovely. I’ve never seen anyone move with such grace.”

“Something about the way the light and shadow falls on you, like sun through the leaves... It’s ethereal. Can you even be real?”

“Go on, I’m listening. You’re so lively when you talk about your passions, and I love hearing about them.”

“Don’t be so hard on yourself. Don’t you see how well you’re doing?”

“You are incredibly skilled.”

“Your voice makes me weak.”

“Can I tell you something? I know we haven’t known each other long, but I think you’re amazing. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t believe in love at first sight, but... There’s something about you that draws me in. I want to get to know you — really know you. Is... that okay?”

“I know I’m safe when you’re with me.”

“Love, will you hold me? I miss your touch.”

“You’re so strong~”

“You’re so soft~”

“Oh, you smile like the sun!”

“No, don’t hide your laugh! It’s adorable!”

“Would you like a massage? Come here.”

“You can put your head on my lap, you know. You look like you’re about to topple over from exhaustion.”

“Come here, I’ll hold you.”

“You’re so warm. I’m never letting go of you.”

“Psst, I love you. Just wanted to remind you.”

“You are the most smoochable person there is, y’know? I’m gonna smooch you so much.”

“Of course you can handle yourself. All I’m saying is, if someone disrespects you I will fight them to defend your honor.”

“How are you so good at everything?!”

“You’re amazing.”

“You probably hear this all the time, but I really admire you.”

“Sorry, was a kiss on the hand too forward?”

“You have the cutest blush~”

#❀ one client two clients three clients ! ➤ inbox games .

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#❀ moments like these are just perfect for writing poetry ➤ answered . #astralreflections #( inspired by the best post in the world aka the 'ill put your anus in retrograde' one gfjkds )

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🐤 ;3c

#❀ moments like these are just perfect for writing poetry ➤ answered . #hyvoc #( samsung smart fridge )

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Send me a 🐤 for a Tweet my muse would make about yours.

Using this generator.

#❀ one client two clients three clients ! ➤ inbox games .

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@welkmoon​ | now, now. your health comes first. / from baizhu c:

     hu tao’s bottom lip is pushed outwards in a pout as she’s poked & prodded by baizhu -- this is less than ideal , she realizes , as there’s work to be done before the sun sets . sure , she may have nearly passed out from exhaustion multiple times over the past few days , but it wasn’t anything she couldn’t handle . arms fold over her chest as she lets out a small ‘ hmph ’ & turns her head to the side .

     ❝     i’m fine ,     ❞ hu tao insists , even as the tired within her eyes seems to grow heavier & heavier with each passing moment . there’s a momentary pause before hazel eyes glance over in his direction once more . ❝     i’m not paying your fee for this , if you’re wondering , so you can stop any time .     ❞

#❀ moons out & so am i ! ➤ ic . #❀ moments like these are just perfect for writing poetry ➤ answered . #welkmoon #( baizhu ... :shy: )

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people don’t only have gay/bi headcanons for the purpose of shipping… sometimes you just look at a character and go ‘yeah that is not a heterosexual’. it’s just about. vibes. it’s about what’s in your heart.

#❀ silly - churl billy - churl silly - billy hilichurl ➤ ooc . #( me w/ hu tao ... & most of my genshin muses tbh )

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REBLOG IF YOU DON’T MIND WRITERS TAKING TIME OFF FOR THEIR MENTAL HEALTH

#psa . #( always !!!! i will always welcome someone back <3 ) #( mental health > writing )

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*nervously calls crush bro*

#❀ hu as in ‘ who put me in this coffin ? ’and tao as in ‘ i can't geT OUt ! ’ ➤ musings . #( just hu tao things )

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@astralreflections​ | ✿ send me a  ✿  and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see. ( accepting ! )

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other .

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other .

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other [ hu tao’s annoying little sister energy :)c ] .

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology [ hu tao stop making fun of astrology challenge ] /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other .

#❀ silly - churl billy - churl silly - billy hilichurl ➤ ooc . #❀ moments like these are just perfect for writing poetry ➤ answered . #astralreflections #( i always cross off romance unless its discussed otherwise but ) #( i absolutely adore ur mona & i would love to get to interact with her more sometime soon !!! <3 )