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The One With The Sex Scandal

BTSxReader (yes all seven)

bts F.R.I.E.N.D.S au 

Word Count: 1,246

Genre: Comedy, Fluff, smut (upcoming)

Warnings: explicit language

“Goddamn Jungkook, don't you have a fucking key already.” You mumbled grumpily after the incessant pounding got too much for you to ignore.

“You wouldn’t let me get one made remember, something about ‘invasion of privacy’ or whatever.” He mocked, his whines muffled by the door.

“Ya ya whatever im coming.”

As soon as you opened the door the tall bunny rushed inside and immediately beelined it to the kitchen.

“Where is everyone?” He asked as he walked over to the couch with a newly found bag of salt and vinegar chips in hand.

“Joon is at the gym-”

“Aww I missed him? Dang it.”

“Jin is at the store because someone keeps eating all of our food, Yoongi is taking a nap, poor boy was up all night working. And jimin and Hobi are probably at the club or in some random person’s bed. You know how that goes.” You sat down next to him and started to scroll through netflix.

Jungkook inched closer to me and all of the suddenly his whole demeanor changed. You had seen this happen many times before, one second he’s cute, innocent, and charming, and the next they’re in his bedroom.

“So that means we’re all alone, and we can do whatever we want…”

“Right, like watch netflix.”

“And chill.” He delivered the cringy line confidently, but he had to know by now that this was never going to happen. 

You laughed, “Nice try buddy. Go get laid and then behave like a normal friend.”

He threw his arm around me, and the atmosphere lighted just a little, but his smug smirk was still placed proudly on his face, “C’mon y/n, you know you’re bound to sleep with one of us at some point.”

You grinned, an evil glint in your eye, “How do you know I haven't already?”

Immediately his smile dropped into one of disappointed schock.

“No way little miss prude slept with someone in the house.” Your apartments were the farthest thing from a house, but since you all practically lived together anyways, you referred to apartment 2b and 3b as ‘the house’. Jungkook and taehyung lived in apartment 2b, but at this point you should make them pay rent for 3b too.  

“I am not a prude jungkook, everyone else in the house is just abnormally sexually active.” You clarified.

He rolled his eyes, “First of all, I’ve never even seen you bring a guy home and we have lived together for over a year. Jesus, how can you even function right now?” He asked as if this horrifying thought had never occurred to him, “And second of all, there is no goddamn way in hell that you slept with someone else in the house before I got to.”

You scoffed, “like I would go anywhere near you, bunny boy.”

“Well then who?”

You looked at him and you knew you had him hooked, even though you had never slept with any of your roommates, he certainly didn't need to know that. You shrugged, “It's not a big deal, not even worth mentioning really.”

Jungkook was not having it, he yelled, “What do you mean it’s not a big deal?!”

A very disgruntled Yoongi then walked into the living room. The platinum blond haired man was breathtaking even though he just woke up. To be fair though, all your roommates were extremely handsome, even kookie, but it was safe to say that you preferred older men.

Yoongi made a displeased sound in the back of his throat, “What are you two screaming about? I was sleeping.”

You grinned up at Yoongi, “Sorry Yoongi, Jungkook was just being annoying as always.”

Jungkook looked to me and then to Yoongi, “oh my god. You slept with Yoongi hyung didn't you. y/n how could you do this to me.”

You rolled your eyes, getting up from the couch, “Look bunny, just get over it it’s not going to happen.”

You glanced over to Yoongi who seemed un bothered as he fixed himself a bowl of cereal. Jungkook, on the other hand, looked like a kid who had just gotten his toys stolen from him, “So what you are saying is that you did sleep with hyung?”

Game, set, match. You had a cruel grin on your face when you said,   “Which one?”

Yoongi laughed, obviously catching onto the game you were playing. You turned towards him and put my finger up to your lips, trying to conceal a laugh that was bubbling in your throat. This was just too good.

“You’ve had sex with more than one of person in the house!” He whined and then seemed to pause and think about the situation for a second. A grin appeared on his face, “So that means, that now it’s my turn, right?”

At that both you and Yoongi burst out laughing, “Kid, she wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth, much less the last one in the house.” The older man added shaking his head with a smile.

The poor boy looked utterly defeated, “Well, at least tell me who.”

You shook your head, “Figure it out Kookie, you’re a smart boy.” Lies.

He puckered his lips, “You definitely haven't slept with tae, right? Because that would be like, really fucking rude.’’

You giggled and brought your hand up to your lips as if you were zipping them up and throwing the keys aways.

He groaned, “You guys are so rude to me, i’m going home.”  

“Okay see you at dinner Bunny,” It was tradition that every friday night everyone in the house would have dinner together. Jin always enforced this, but who could complain when he was the one cooking.

He stomped out and gave you and yoongi the middle finger as he closed the door.

You sighed sitting down next to Yoongi, “He’s just so easy to mess with.”

He chuckled, “Just don't mess with him too much, you’ll break his heart.”

Your brows furrowed, “what do you mean ‘break his heart’?”

Yoongi looked up at you and tilted his head to the side, “You mean you don't know? The kid has a huge crush on you, or at least a huge boner for you.”

“Just because he wants to sleep with me doesn't mean he has a huge crush on me. Hell I would sleep with all of you, but that certainly doesn't mean I have a crush on any of you losers.” You froze, you could not believe you just said that, and in front of Yoongi of all people.

His eyes narrowed and the corner of his lips tugged upwards. You felt yourself shift from predator to prey, “What did you just say y/n?”

You were about to defend yourself when a glistening Namjoon walked in on the tense moment.

He looked over to us and stopped in his tracks, “Oh hey guys, whats up?” He asked, raising his eyebrow as if he could sense what was going on.

You cleared your throat as you prepared to get yourself out of this situation.

“y/n said she would have sex with everyone in the house.” Yoongi snitched gleefully as if he enjoyed to see you suffer.  

You looked over to Yoongi in shock, and then to Joon, whose face mirrored yours.

“I, uh- am gonna go now.” You mumbled as you felt your cheeks heat. You then promptly ran to the sanctitude of your room. Dinner tonight would definitely not be fun.    

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