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Hey guys I’m reinventing Snurch! (Snail church)

We have a whole Snew Messniah!!!

#It’s an apocryphal and blasphemous Snult (snail cult) #centered around the cannibalistic aquatic snail Bartholomewl #(yes with an L) #in my friends chemical ecology class #this will be my whole personality for the coming months #snailblr #take me to snurch #snurch #snail church #🐌

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i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

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*canonballs into 2024 bc i've grown inured to the horrors and am overdue to be bedazzed by the wonders* giddyeup bitch

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"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

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I love dragon Tim in fantasy settings 😍, I was an always shall be a dragon kid

I really wanted dragon!Tim in DKOS, well at least I can draw it myself 😌 just a fast sketch in between my Timber piece also set on that universe

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I know I’m normally a timkon Reuther but THIS is TOO ACCURATE to not repost 😂

I am here to spread my coffee addict Bernard agenda, how else is he supposed to survive morning college classes? Tim meanwhile is a sugar addict, you won’t convince me otherwise 🤭

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Saving so I can make this later

I love you (many of you!) and hope you're safe, internet people.

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This is the superior version of their relationship (I always pictured them as those queer bffs that everyone says are dating bc they’re just platonically so close and also touch starved so one day they just go “are we dating? I guess so”

the robins take young justice

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*opens word doc covered in blood* it doesn’t have to be good. it just has to be done.

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Billy Batson can never be adopted by Batman because all of his villains would immediately curb stomp the Batfam.

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Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

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He may be a creacher but he also pets the friend with his funky pointy little ghoul hands

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This scene is so important to me!!! It really shows the balance in their family dynamic, Bruce is angry yeah, and he tends to go all growly and lecture the robins a lot, but Alfred is completely correct, it’s misplaced anger bc he’s SCARED of his kids getting hurt, and Bruce needs Alfred to remind him of that in tense moments, Alfred is so essential to a healthy batfam, he has all of my love tbh

Nightwing #92

Batdad Moment #1

#bruce wayne is a good dad #Bruce Wayne is TRYING to be a good dad #you see him making the effort and that’s IMPORTNANT TO ME #alfred is the best #Alfred being a good dad and grandpa is something that can actually be so personal #he’s the best bat garnddad #dick grayson #dc comics #nightwing #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #alfred pennyworth #Alfred pennyworth is very important

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wings are so fucking cool imagine being able to just move part of your body and fly up into the sky whenever you wanted. i'm normal about this. no i'm not i wish i was a dragon.

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Mommy made me mash my m&ms?? Mmm no mommy made me mash my MEDICATIONS hi besties I’m ill

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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch