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Jack meets Fourteen 😊

#doctor who #ima cry

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today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!

#birds #animals

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vegaspete + my favourite quotes (1/?)

#vegaspete

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anyway the actual point of fandom is to inspire each other. reading each other's fics and admiring each other's art and saying wow i love this and i feel something and i want to invoke this in other people, i want to write a sentence that feels like a meteor shower, i want to paint a kiss with such tenderness it makes you ache, i want to create something that someone else somewhere will see it and think oh, i need to do that too, right now. i am embracing being a corny cunt on main to say inspiring each other is one of the things humanity is best at and one of the things fandom is built for and i think that's beautiful

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So I’ve been teaching 6th grade since January, and one thing about my female students which made me upset to realize is how many of them are obsessed with skincare. I've heard the girls in my class discussing the EYE CREAM they use. Like tf you mean eye cream? You're ELEVEN!!! I'm a decade older than you and have never even touched eye cream!! The most skincare a middle schooler needs is cleanser and moisturizer, maybe some acne cream. Who tf is selling you all this other stuff? Who tf told you you needed all this?

It hurts me to see. Their brains are too young for these types of insecurities 😭 no 11 year old girl should be obsessed with wrinkles, I wanna beat tf out of whatever tiktoker made them believe they needed skin that perfect

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Even as I ask this I can already come up with an answer tbf, but why did Peter Jackson never include anything about the Old Forest or the Barrow-downs? They're so rich with world-building.

#nikkispeaks #tolkien #lotr

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some people live their lives without even being obsessed with some guy. if you call that living

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FMA modern au where the Elrics’ dad still collected vintage suits of armor and Al still got stuck in one but the setting no longer provides any sort of plausible deniability for why someone would go around dressed like that, and so every time they go out in public they have to pretend that Al is just really into historical re-enactment.

#fma

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MOUSE YAOI REAL

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What actually happened before WWX woke up in Cloud Recesses (totally canon).

#yeah probably #lan wangji #wei wuxian #wangxian #cql fanart #i miss them

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saw someone say that they block "ageless blogs" and for a moment i imagined, like, cthulhu having a tumblr

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We need to lay more blame for "Kids don't know how computers work" at the feet of the people responsible: Google.

Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.

Tech literacy didn't mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.

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ALT

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“Where do I stand on the – on the WHAT? The “Transgender Question”? Well for one thing, sir, I recall the last few usages of that particular phraseology. A group of millions is not a question – I have not yet finished speaking – not a question, but a demographic.“

“The Romans had their castrated priestesses, the Hindus their Hijras, but my god, let us take to the barricades because Uncle Al came to Thanksgiving in a skirt and pantyhose! It’s the province of rubes. Hayseed reactionaries and the worst effluvia of America’s suburban colon.”

“And Chapelle! My god, Chapelle. Embarrassing as only a true great can become in his declining years – I speak here with complete self-awareness; kindly hold your barbs – as he tires of innovation and falls back into the soporific cushion of the lowest common denominator!”

“One joke stretched until you can hear its joints popping like some poor bastard broken on the rack. “Oh my car has pronouns, I identify as a bird, I’m trans-Chinese.” The laziness of it – shameful. You should see the transgendered roast themselves; there’s true scorched earth.“

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So Li Lianhua's lunar calendar birthday is 29th February but by gregorian calendar it's apparently 7th April.

So happy birthday you beautiful avoidant hack doctor.

李蓮花長命百歲！！！

#li lianhua #mysterious lotus casebook #li xiangyi

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The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

#di feisheng