You recently moved to the countryside. Your child was playing in the woods, and came back with a large green egg you thought was plastic, so you agreed they could keep it if no one claimed it. Your kid said it was a gift. You thought nothing of it. Then the egg hatched.
you can always tell when a fluttercord shipper is a monster fucker bc they draw them like this. (tiny, cartoony Fluttershy vs large, detailed Discord). I say this with love and adoration