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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

#one of my red flags is that if u get married before 30 im gonna judge u a lil. forever.

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THIS PAST WEEKEND I GOT TO MEET THEEEE SPIRIT!!! AS IN SPIRIT STALLION OF THE CIMMARON AKA THE ONLY MOVIE EVER!!!! I've loved this movie ever since I was 4 and a half and getting to meet the actual spirit was a dream come true 😭😭😭 I could literally go on for hours abt how special this was for me

Here is me very excited to touch his head lmao

#ive cried every day since im so happy 😭 #a dumb post #irl pic #ft some of my besties (covered for their privacy ofc)

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ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA

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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to run low on storage space

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Getting pampered

#vid #I LOVE MANU.....

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i'm kinda like who that death cab was for

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Experienced several previously undiscovered emotions today because my (conservative) mom said being gay is a choice because SHE likes women too but she simply chooses not to acknowledge it

#my mom says this except jts abt being trans lmfao #shell be like 'idk why ur sibling has to do hrt?? i mean i dont feek like my gender either sometimes but i just ignore it?' and its like #karen. cmon

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i forgot how fucking hilarious "informational" mental health diagrams can be.

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for 2024 can we finally abandon the word "problematic" in online arguments and just say what we mean. its such a nothing word nowadays

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Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

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this description is killing me

#mdzs

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🦦

#genshin #art

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another deranged drawing from my demented mind

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No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

#ive got 3 ig???

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repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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Customer: A’S MAMA, MY KIDS ALL HAVE “A” NAMES. DMV: ASS MAMA Verdict: ACCEPTED

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#from the usa and 10+ hour drive