HIS SQUINTY & THEN THE GRIN MY HEART, MY DAY, MY LIFE
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when someone kills u and then taunts
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today on the hyuhdraulic press channel ve will be crushing my penus and bolls
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my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)
carpeted kitchen
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two of them
two of them
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The most perfect loop in Vine history?
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the most unrealistic part of harry potter was that nobody asked to try on harry’s glasses and make fun of how blind he was
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GUYS
guys.
Why was Hannibal such a good doctor?
Because he cured his patients…
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that adhd feel when you are telling a story, and then in the middle of telling that story, you go off on a tangent and start telling another story, and then in the middle of that story, you go off on a tangent and start telling another story, and then in the middle of th
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What X-men essentially is
Magneto: We need to do something about Anti-Mutant violence perpetuated by Humans it's going to end up in a Genocide
Xavier: But what about Mutant on Mutant Violence?
Magneto: What?
Xavier: How can humans respect us if we don't respect ourselves?
Magneto: THEY LITERALLY CREATED ROBOTS TO KILL US
Xavier: We need to learn to love ourselves first.
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the return of the Prodigal son
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That time Hawkeye and Kylo Ren were together in New York City
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did she… did she just… nvm
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