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Part 748 of doing useless things instead of studying: presentation about raketa’s hairstyles

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"five tickets for the barbie movie please"

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objectifying athletes is a full time job and baby i work overtime

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Side eye 👀

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croatia nt going into extra time at world cup

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When a team doesn't win against Croatia in 90 minutes

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Gym was playing Rihanna’s We Found Love and all I could think of was Charles singing it wrongly as “in the hottest place”

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It's the same girl!!!

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i can't believe taylor wrote a song inspired by the ferrari pit wall

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*swerves on the freeway just bc im in a silly goofy mood*

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the year is 2028. there are 50 races on the schedule. there are no more triple or double headers because the only breaks given are summer and winter. charles leclerc still doesn't watch porn. he hasn't seen his girlfriend or had an orgasm in 3 years. max is begging him to let off some steam; they're both miserable. fernando alonso got a knee replacement and is still faster than 80% of the grid, even in his shitty little aston martin. you thought 5 drivers was bad? zak brown has increased his twink farm to more than 25 drivers. after falling on hard times, mclaren has ended up bringing latifi back to f1. max verstappen is wrongfully disqualified from the championship because he celebrates his win of the first race of the season with some burnouts or doughnuts and the FIA deems it a hate crime. it's been years since mercedes has won a race. sources say george russell was spotted crying and pleading with queen lizzie to make a miracle happen. ferrari finally started an onlyfans. the piss kinksters find it and suddenly pornless charles leclerc becomes a piss porn star. carlos sainz is a full-time f1 driver and a full-time engineering student; ferrari told him he needed a degree if he was going to continue his work on their strategy team. the media still interviews helmut marko - they understand his ramblings of "gkskglsl gkdkgld adjgla" to mean "i love max verstappen, fuck the rest of those kids they suck." a video of lando norris proposing to a girl inside of a McDonald's is posted. the ring is a greasy ass french fry wrapped around her finger. she says no and he curls into a fetal position to cry. when the calendar got so long, checo retired to spend more time with his family. two months later, his wife demanded a divorce. pierre gasly experiences a faith crisis and posts a video of him crying while clutching his cross necklace, asking if he will still be able to post shirtless selfies in heaven. he receives no answer from god or a priest. alpine finally secures their Pepto Bismol Ultra sponsorship; esteban ocon features in their commercial. he's in p1 when the rumbly tummy hits, and whips out some pepto while driving 200mph. EVERY car is damaged on a first-lap incident of the final race, the championship decider. they decide to run the length of the race. this is it. george is going to win a race. he trips before the first lap is over and cries when a montreal man points at him and screams "he fell!"

what good deed have I done to deserve this magnificent piece of fiction in my askbox

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An F1 race used to be special. It used to be an EVENT. You used to wait for the race, spend a week or two going over the race and all the little moments you might have missed. You used to have gossip coming out between races that you'd go back and forth debating. When F1 came back you were excited, not fatigued from the last two weekend in a row of racing you just sat through. "It's race week" shouldn't make you feel tired it should be exciting. It should be something you waited for. An F1 race every other week isn't sustainable not just environmentally or for the staff, but for the fans too. It's like Disney pumping out a new movie ever two months so you don't go elsewhere for something to watch. It's like a new assassin's creed every year. People. Get. Tired.

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pov: it's 2021, three in the morning and you're toto wolff after quali day in spa

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charles leclerc can still theoretically become world champion if he enrols in university for a degree in quantum mechanics, builds a time machine, goes back to the year 1969, then stops mattia binotto's parents from having sex