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I feel like Sidon should have been more concerned about the crazy arm
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One wedding and three funerals
Background paintings under the cut
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gay ass greg
#succession#succ session#tom telling him to stay lowkey the horniest thing in the show#like I blocked that from my memory#because it was too horny it looks fake#tomgreg
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Quick promo for the new chapter of my fanfic about wizards having brunch that I updated a while ago! :^) In this chapter Essek spends time gardening in the Blooming Grove. Yes, those are gloves that Jester got him with a little Tusktooth signature lol.
Link below ⬇️
(mainly about Gilmore and Essek hanging out with a generous sprinkle of shadowgast)
✨Wizard Brunch✨
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✨Fanfic Masterpost✨
Links and summaries to my current finished and WIP fanfics. All of the below are for Critical Role!
Five Points Make a Difference
Pairing: Essek Thelyss/Caleb Widogast
Chapters: 4/? (WIP)
Word Count: 12,238
Characters: Beauregard Lionett, Caleb Widogast, Essek Thelyss, Jester Lavorre, Fjord (Critical Role), Yasha (Critical Role), Astrid Beck, Eadwulf Grieve, Yussa Errenis, Mollymauk Tealeaf, Caduceus Clay
Tags: University Rivals AU, Alternative Universe - Non-magical
Summary: Caleb has the second-highest exam score in his physics class. It’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to him.
Excerpt:
“My life is over.”
Caleb’s head slammed against the library desk repeatedly. Beau rolled her eyes as she adjusted her phone, tilting it to the perfect angle so that his forlorn pose was visible in the frame behind her.
“God, you’re so dramatic. Smile for the camera, nerd.”
“How? I can never smile again.” Caleb’s voice was muffled against the wood, which only made the situation more comical in Beau’s mind. She grinned with satisfaction as she added a caption and sent the image through Snapchat. Hopefully the rest of the gang enjoyed Caleb's pain as much as she did.
Wizard Brunch
Pairing: Essek Thelyss/Caleb Widogast
Chapters: 7/8 (Planned Ending WIP)
Word Count: 25,485
Characters: Caleb Widogast, Jester Lavorre, Shaun Gilmore, Allura Vysoren, Essek Thelyss, Yussa Errenis, Marion Lavorre | Ruby of the Sea, Reanminere "Reani", Caduceus Clay
Tags: Developing Relationship, Fluff, Essek's Big Vacation
Summary: Essek gets a mysterious message from a stranger asking if he wants to join him for brunch.
Excerpt:
It was insane. A waste of a spell that could lead to getting killed by a stranger, although he had no idea why someone from Tal’Dorei would have it out for him.
On the other hand, wasn’t this why he began traveling to begin with? To be far away from all the forces trying to kill him or draw him back into politics, to gain some perspective by looking outside himself and his narrow-minded goals? Essek pressed a thumb against his mouth as he contemplated this, scanning the paper to a scrap of fabric pinned to the bottom of the map. It was striped purple and gold, a colorful addition to the parchment, and it took Essek a moment to understand why it was there. He could use it to teleport.
Our Little Dark Age
Pairing: Essek Thelyss/Caleb Widogast
Chapters: 1/1 (Complete)
Word Count: 1,291
Characters: Caleb Widogast, Essek Thelyss
Tags: Neutral Evil Essek, Alternate Universe, Toxic Relationship
Summary: Caleb and Essek bask in the afterglow of an assassination.
Excerpt:
Essek sat on Caleb’s lap and curled around him like a cat in a sunbeam. One arm looped around his back while the other ended in long fingers that gently, with praise and encouragement, stroked the maze of tattoos adorning his skin. You would never think from their relaxed embrace that a body lay three feet away, reaching for the golden throne that the couple sat on. The fine cushions were stained with blood.
“You did so good, Caleb. You’re so good.” Essek murmured into his ear, sweet as bird song. Caleb nuzzled his cheek in reply, looking just as pleased.
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✨Fanfic Masterpost✨
Links and summaries to my current finished and WIP fanfics. All of the below are for Critical Role!
Five Points Make a Difference
Pairing: Essek Thelyss/Caleb Widogast
Chapters: 4/? (WIP)
Word Count: 12,238
Characters: Beauregard Lionett, Caleb Widogast, Essek Thelyss, Jester Lavorre, Fjord (Critical Role), Yasha (Critical Role), Astrid Beck, Eadwulf Grieve, Yussa Errenis, Mollymauk Tealeaf, Caduceus Clay
Tags: University Rivals AU, Alternative Universe - Non-magical
Summary: Caleb has the second-highest exam score in his physics class. It’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to him.
Excerpt:
“My life is over.”
Caleb’s head slammed against the library desk repeatedly. Beau rolled her eyes as she adjusted her phone, tilting it to the perfect angle so that his forlorn pose was visible in the frame behind her.
“God, you’re so dramatic. Smile for the camera, nerd.”
“How? I can never smile again.” Caleb’s voice was muffled against the wood, which only made the situation more comical in Beau’s mind. She grinned with satisfaction as she added a caption and sent the image through Snapchat. Hopefully the rest of the gang enjoyed Caleb's pain as much as she did.
Wizard Brunch
Pairing: Essek Thelyss/Caleb Widogast
Chapters: 7/8 (Planned Ending WIP)
Word Count: 25,485
Characters: Caleb Widogast, Jester Lavorre, Shaun Gilmore, Allura Vysoren, Essek Thelyss, Yussa Errenis, Marion Lavorre | Ruby of the Sea, Reanminere "Reani", Caduceus Clay
Tags: Developing Relationship, Fluff, Essek's Big Vacation
Summary: Essek gets a mysterious message from a stranger asking if he wants to join him for brunch.
Excerpt:
It was insane. A waste of a spell that could lead to getting killed by a stranger, although he had no idea why someone from Tal’Dorei would have it out for him.
On the other hand, wasn’t this why he began traveling to begin with? To be far away from all the forces trying to kill him or draw him back into politics, to gain some perspective by looking outside himself and his narrow-minded goals? Essek pressed a thumb against his mouth as he contemplated this, scanning the paper to a scrap of fabric pinned to the bottom of the map. It was striped purple and gold, a colorful addition to the parchment, and it took Essek a moment to understand why it was there. He could use it to teleport.
Our Little Dark Age
Pairing: Essek Thelyss/Caleb Widogast
Chapters: 1/1 (Complete)
Word Count: 1,291
Characters: Caleb Widogast, Essek Thelyss
Tags: Neutral Evil Essek, Alternate Universe, Toxic Relationship
Summary: Caleb and Essek bask in the afterglow of an assassination.
Excerpt:
Essek sat on Caleb’s lap and curled around him like a cat in a sunbeam. One arm looped around his back while the other ended in long fingers that gently, with praise and encouragement, stroked the maze of tattoos adorning his skin. You would never think from their relaxed embrace that a body lay three feet away, reaching for the golden throne that the couple sat on. The fine cushions were stained with blood.
“You did so good, Caleb. You’re so good.” Essek murmured into his ear, sweet as bird song. Caleb nuzzled his cheek in reply, looking just as pleased.
#critical role fanfic#critical role#fanfic#fanfic masterpost#shadowgast#essek thelyss#caleb widogast#ao3#now I have something easy to reblog to promo lol#they are all the same pairing I KNOW but with vastly different moods#rainbowbard
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Quick promo for the new chapter of my fanfic about wizards having brunch that I updated a while ago! :^) In this chapter Essek spends time gardening in the Blooming Grove. Yes, those are gloves that Jester got him with a little Tusktooth signature lol.
Link below ⬇️
(mainly about Gilmore and Essek hanging out with a generous sprinkle of shadowgast)
✨Wizard Brunch✨
#critical role#shadowgast#fanfic#fanart#gilmore#essek#art#sketch#I totally forgot to post about it but here we are
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I don't think I ever posted theeeeese! They're kinda old but I still like them. Some NU Carnival content (warning: ass)
#nu: carnival#kuya#quincy#fanart#sketch#nu carnival#bl#drawing#ngl I haven't played this in forever#but I still think about them sometimes
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Throwing up a link to the (maybe?) weekly Succession recap I'm writing focused around whatever the hell is going on with Tom and Greg. Please enjoy my dismay and confusion!
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Cut to Tom and Greg in the same frame suddenly! They are doing the weird close-up face whispery thing but that’s par for the course at this point, Tom and Greg only know how speak to each other if there’s the constant threat that one of them could trip into an accidental kiss. The conversation is normal for too long and then Tom can’t resist blurting out something crazy.
Why? There is no lead up to the mention of the sex tape! He did not need to say that!!! Greg doesn’t even try to look flustered or do his usual wh-wh-what stutter, he has been fielding random sexual comments from his boss for (at least) a year and he is over it. Tom stinks with the desperation of a divorced wife guy.
Tomgreg Watch article for Episode 2 is published! This time I wrote about ass pats, Tom talking about kissing men, and if I think the show is queer baiting (no). Please...enjoy?
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Space Jam vs. The Prince of Egypt | Space Plagues
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Cut to Tom and Greg in the same frame suddenly! They are doing the weird close-up face whispery thing but that’s par for the course at this point, Tom and Greg only know how speak to each other if there’s the constant threat that one of them could trip into an accidental kiss. The conversation is normal for too long and then Tom can’t resist blurting out something crazy.
Why? There is no lead up to the mention of the sex tape! He did not need to say that!!! Greg doesn’t even try to look flustered or do his usual wh-wh-what stutter, he has been fielding random sexual comments from his boss for (at least) a year and he is over it. Tom stinks with the desperation of a divorced wife guy.
Tomgreg Watch article for Episode 2 is published! This time I wrote about ass pats, Tom talking about kissing men, and if I think the show is queer baiting (no). Please...enjoy?
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why is he like serving cunt here
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tom's high pitched babygirl voice compilation
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