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CRYPTID ARTHUR MORGAN

#rdr2 #rdr2 memes #arthur morgan #pee #cryptid #the backrooms #boobies

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it’s okay Loki we all have those days

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"30 Minutes Of Poetry With Tom Hiddleston Ximalaya FM Compilation 12 Poems - Sound Cloud"

Listen to 30 Minutes Of Poetry With Tom Hiddleston Ximalaya FM Compilation 12 Poems by Zsuzsa on #SoundCloud

I'll just leave this here. It's ever so good for your serotonin levels.

@nuggsmum @lowhostrikesback @wolfsmom1 @lisaspageofstuff @just-the-hiddles

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‘Avengers Assemble’ UK Press Conference (2012)

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I morphed Johnny Depp with RDJ and all of them looked like Howie Mandel, no I will not share with the class

#johnnydepp #rdj #faceapp #howiemandel #why #what is wrong with me

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I was tired of both Robert Pattinson and Tom Hiddleston being prettier than me so I decided to morph them together over and over and I think what I feel is anger. Note: I morphed them in hopes to make them ugly

#robert pattinson #tom hiddleston #faceapp #morph

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Nobody will notice this but I’m super proud of it

#loki #infinity war #lokiedit #edit #marvel

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It’s automatic, like breathing. You meet someone, you shake hands, and you look. Let your perception expand, reach out with feeble fingers and try to find something to hold on to, on the off chance that this will be the time it finds a kindred soul.

Sam’s used to this, to the open mouths and the eyes like saucers and the sounds of surprise. But where people are usually mostly shocked, there’s such profound ache and longing in Steve’s eyes upon seeing Sam’s halo, that it almost makes him wish this could be true.

-excerpt from transit umbra 
(fic masterpost here)


A collab series for @capreversebb, authored with the INCREDIBLE @viperbranium! We had a great time worldbuilding this ‘verse, and if you like soulmate AUs + canon-compliant fantasy, then you’re gonna LOVE Viper’s fic!!


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Yo this is so good 😍😍😍 I did have a bad day yesterday

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ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men

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SIFF - June 23, 2019 in Shanghai, China.

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Little boys used to have long hair and wore dresses.

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I will NEVER see this scene the same way again, this is yet another reason I love this movie.

LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS...

…because what exactly happened here?

This gif came across my dash and I watched it 50 times, could not stop laughing, drank some wine, and decided to break it down frame by frame.

So here we have Steve scampering down a bustling street, immediately after getting super sized, having Peggy Carter touch his boob, and watching his mentor get murdered. Steve discovers he is very fast. Steve is also in a mood.

He hasn’t figured out how to maneuver his Big Boy Body yet, and looks like a baby giraffe wobbling to the water hole. 

But all seems well and good, until…Steve does something stupid. Even though his weird Hobbit feet have no problem running BAREFOOT down a grimy street in 1940s Brooklyn, apparently stepping in a puddle is beyond comprehension…so he jumps the curb and tries to sashay away…

FROM A GARBAGE WATER PUDDLE. ABORT MISSION. He also looks like a velociraptor here for some reason, with the hand claw.

AND NOW THERE IS TOO MUCH MOMENTUM (btw this is my favorite Steve Rogers face of all time and I laughed for 5 minutes when I got the screenshot)

HULK SMASH THROUGH THE WINDOW.

Steve literally left a Kool-Aid man shape in the window. I bet Steve drinks the Tropical Punch Kool-Aid because it sounds like it could kick your ass. He probably also drinks Hawaiian Punch (the red kind). Steve is very obvious and has no chill.

Sidenote, these shoes are adorable and I want them.

ANYWAY HERE’S THE KICKER. Steve Rogers can’t step in a fucking PUDDLE with his dainty super feet, but apparently he can stomp barefoot through broken glass?! Sidenote 2, the other night I broke a wineglass on my floor and the next morning I stepped on a T I N Y shard of glass and I needed 3 band-aids. 

Then he races off into the sunset, leaving a that poor traumatized bridal mannequin face first on the ground, flashing her lady bits for the world to see. I hope that store was able to submit an insurance claim to the SSR.

Anyway, the point of this story is that I learned the short-cut to screenshot things on my computer and this is what you guys get.

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Keanu Reeves addressing 2020 grads via zoom

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That sure is a portent