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Me *crying on the bathroom floor*: Im gonna end my life, everything is horrible
Me *less than 10 seconds later*: lmao a bit dramatic don鈥檛 you think?
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饾棤饾棶饾椏饾椂: What should we do this weekend?
饾棖饾椀饾棶饾榿: Eat burgers
饾棤饾棶饾椏饾椂: I'm thinking about something more romantic
饾棖饾椀饾棶饾榿: Eat burgers in the rain?
饾棤饾棶饾椏饾椂: You know what? That's actually a good idea.
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饾棖饾椀饾棶饾榿: What's ur dream?
饾棤饾棶饾椏饾椂: Become a dinosaur
饾棖饾椀饾棶饾榿: Aww, why?
饾棤饾棶饾椏饾椂: I want to be extinct
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饾棖饾椀饾棶饾榿: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
饾棤饾棶饾椏饾椂: Chat seriously you came here from your house at 2am to ask this?
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饾棜饾棶饾棷饾椏饾椂饾棽饾椆: I only punish my beloved child when it's absolutely necessary, I never punish my child because of some dumb reasons.
饾棥饾棶饾榿饾椀饾棶饾椆饾椂饾棽: Adrien is playing with his friends
饾棜饾棶饾棷饾椏饾椂饾棽饾椆: He's doing what?!
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饾棖饾椀饾棶饾榿: *Hands Mari ice-cream* Here
饾棤饾棶饾椏饾椂: No thanks, I'm on a diet
饾棖饾椀饾棶饾榿: but you've already been diet since 11 years ago
饾棤饾棶饾椏饾椂:
饾棖饾椀饾棶饾榿: YOU'RE 14
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饾棖饾椀饾棶饾榿: Are you mad?
饾棤饾棶饾椏饾椂: No.
饾棖饾椀饾棶饾榿: So sharpening your knife at 3am is just a hobby?
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饾棖饾椀饾棶饾榿: *in a hospital* Where am am I?
饾棤饾棶饾椏饾椂饾椈饾棽饾榿饾榿饾棽: ICU
饾棖饾椀饾棶饾榿: *Cover his body with a blanket*
饾棖饾椀饾棶饾榿: No you can't
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饾棖饾椀饾棶饾榿: *goes to a parallel universe where everyone thinks he's the bad one and ladybug and hawkmoth are working together*
饾棢饾棔: *sees chat and choke him*
饾棖饾椀饾棶饾榿: Ok, ok! I got it badass in every universe, pls stop.
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饾棓饾棻饾椏饾椂饾棽饾椈: * flirting with Mari * Hey Mari, do you know there's billions of smiles but my fav is yours.
饾棤饾棶饾椏饾椂: Oh, Shut up, you friendzoned me for 5 fucking years.
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What kind of worm is this
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饾棓饾棻饾椏饾椂饾棽饾椈: The fuck is even LGBT+, ah, is it gay premium or something?
饾棥饾椂饾椈饾椉: Dude are you high-
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I would vote for him
Mr. Pringles
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Luther: Why did you adopt the Sparrow Academy instead of us?
Five: Is it because of that dinner?
Diego: JFK?
Allison: Our teamwork?
Vanya: Our powers?
Klaus: The fact that we're all disappointments?
Reginald: What? No, you made my girlfriend dump me.
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饾棓饾棻饾椏饾椂饾棽饾椈: STAY away from Mari, Luka.
饾棓饾棻饾椏饾椂饾棽饾椈: Or she'll kill you.
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Klaus: so...when you walk into a clothing department, do you get turned on, or?-
Five: FOR THE LAST TIME, KLAUS, NO!
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