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Fighting for my life trying to find a phone or tablet with a headphone jack. Fighting for my life trying to find a laptop with a cd rom. Fighting for my life trying to get more than one usb port or, god forbid, an hdmi. Fighting for my life trying to find any electronics that haven't been streamlined into flimsy chastity belts with the structural integrity of a sopping sheet of paper which require me to buy 3 extra devices (each with their own separate charging requirements) all because some silicon valley jackass somewhere decided holes were a bad thing.

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being an og mcyt stan who left for a while and then came back during the resurgence is so funny because inthelittlewood exists on two completely different planes of existence for me. my brain, for whatever reason, cannot fathom that the guy creating a narrative in which he is trapped in a death game, tormented by gods far beyond our comprehension and the knowledge that he can never again serve the king he swore himself to, is the same guy who sang screw the nether

#LITERALLY #and he’s here on tumblr with us

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threw these on reddit earlier, but thought i should finally post them on tumblr as well. photo collection of the two c!eret cosplays i brought to my local con and to the ren faire last year! people straight up thought i was cast member. click for more detail (she/him)

the starfell dress was a blast to make even tho it took FOREVER to sew all of those little beads onto the stars and body of the dress AND i had to frankenstein two patterns together. i had to frankenstein the patterns on the red banquet dress as well, but this set was more to show off how it looks/moves with the cage crinoline underneath hehe.

would you believe im a butch with a buzzcut under this. lady at the faire tried to sell me hair soap and i was like "oh i dont have a lot of hair" and she gave me this weird look before i was like "OH YEAH IM IN A WIG"

#YEHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHA THATS MY MUTUllll

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man not to bring up discourse but every time I remember the “dave” long con techno pulled I remember when people were really mad he was on origins and got #kickdave trending specifically because everyone thought he preferred to go by technoblade and didn’t want people to call him dave, right, so they were doing that to be mean, and we were all upset and discoursing about it. and every time I remember that I feel like wheezing because that wasn’t his fucking name. that was a prank. a ruse. do you think he saw the trend and laughed at all of the rubes calling him that. even better: do you think he saw that, blissfully went “I wonder who that’s for”, and moved on, because that WASN’T HIS NAME.

beautiful. no one’s ever pulled a long con so funny. technoblade, beloved.

#technoblade #god I love him

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revenge trio 💪😎‼️‼️

#I miss them #revenge stream

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I kissed a girl. I was a girl. Everything went white and I heard Technoblade say “pog”.

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Hello gamers of the jury. Today I present to you:

A color-coded analysis of why c!Eret betrayed L'Manburg (made with assistance from @fanceknight)

the more stuff from old vods we dig up on how they felt about the betrayal the more i've been wanting to do this, seeing as we've got more and more information directly from the date of the betrayal instead of a retrospective. c!eret is such a cool and interesting character and its really fascinating to look into why they made such a pivotal decision :D not to mention we can extrapolate a lot of what the original deal might've been (and how much the stinky green man might've manipulated them into the decision, teehee)

#YELLS #Eret #dream smp lore

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haha hey girl are those flowers taking root under your skin or are you just happy to see me

an almost 3-years-later redraw of my egged eret body horror post :)

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behold

(with assistance from @hecksee)

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platforming palestinian joy is just as important as sharing the suffering they're enduring during this genocide. despite continued displacement and bombardment, you cannot steal their joy and spirit. happy birthday to this sweet baby 🖤🇵🇸 may they grow up to see a free palestine

#free palestine

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Dendrogaster (a crustacean that parasitizes starfish)

#marine biology

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this would’ve sent 2021-2022 dsmp fans into shock and killed them instantly, and that makes me laugh

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shoutout to southern queers fr, holy christ y'all deserve recognition and celebration

show some appreciation and support for queers in the american south pls

#cheers and waves

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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make philza’s wings bigger cowards

#philza

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i like when you delete a tumblr post and it says This post went to heaven. that is not where my post went