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Sirius: I'm straight

James: Nah

James:

James: Oh really

Sirius: Yeah

Sirius: But pastas do bend when heated up, don't they

James:

#harrypottermemes #hp marauders #james potter #siriusblack #wolfstar

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Remus: Sirius??! What are you doing

Sirius:

Remus:

sirius: Don't worry

Sirius:

Sirius: It's legal

#sirius black #remus lupin #hogwarts #wolfstar #marauders #harry potter #harrypottermemes #hp marauders

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Sirius: I don't dress to impress, I dress to depress

Remus:

Sirius: I want to look so good that people hate themselves

#sirius black #remus lupin #hp marauders #marauders #harry potter #harry potter memes

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*Listening to Bohemian Rhapsody*

Sirius: don't you dare

Remus:

Sirius:

Remus: *looking away* I see a shilhouetto of a LitTLe MaN

James: Hahhahahaaha hahaha

#remus lupin #siriusblack #james potter #hp marauders #maraudersera #hogwarts #harrypottermemes #harry potter #wolfstar

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Charlie: *sobbing*

Bill: what's wrong man

Charlie: I- hmpff- I- I can't

Bill: come on, tell me

Charlie: I m- I mean

Bill: yes, go ahead

Charlie: my- My baBy DrAgONs caN't even bLow tHeIR Own BiRTHDAY CANDLES *breaks down*

Bill:

Bill:

Bill: K, I'll leave you alone brother *leaves*

Hagrid, stomping out of nowhere: Ooh ye I know, I KnOw it Charles *starts crying together*

Ron, in disbelief:

#incorrect weasley quotes #charlie weasley #bill weasley #ron weasley #weasley #the burrow #harrypottermemes #harry potter #hogwarts

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Lily: James... why is there a bruise on your face?

James, thinking about he walked straight into the wall after Lily blew a kiss at him in the hallway earlier: I- umm- I'm- pfft- I'm- I I'm- I'm in a- I'M IN A GANG

#jilly #james potter #lily evans #hogwarts #marauders #hp marauders #marauders era au #harrypottermemes #harry potter

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Molly: *kisses Fred and George's cheek* Aww happy birthday darlings

Arthur: you guys are on in a million, in many ways *chuckles*

Hermione: *from behind her book* Which means there's 67 of you guys in the UK.

Fred: find ourselves

George: start an army

FredandGeorge: OveRtHrOw the MiNisTRy

Percy: *sighs*

#fred weasley #george weasley #fred and goerge weasley #weasley twins #harrypottermemes #harry potter #hogwarts #the burrow

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Remus: *casually walks by*

Sirius:

Sirius: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch this guy. I think about it every night and day. Spread my arms and- I'm gay

James: *pretends to be shocked*

#siriusblack #remus lupin #james potter #marauders #hp marauders #harrypottermemes #harry potter #wolfstar

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James: *carrying grocery bag in both hands*

Lily: *reaches out a hand to help him*

James: *swithes all the bags to one hand and takes lily's hand then holds it*

Lily: *blushes* that's not wha- nevermind

#james potter #lily evans #jilly #marauders #harrypottermemes #hogwarts

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Sirius: *grabs remus' clothing*

Remus: Ow that's my ass

Sirius: Nah, OUR ass

#harry potter memes #incorrect marauders quotes #harry potter #hogwarts #wolfstar #remus lupin #siriusblack

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Remus: We are screwed

Sirius: No! I don't wanna hear that defeated attitude, I want to hear you upbeat!

Remus: *laughing* We're ScREweD

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James: *going to a marauders meeting*

James: I still think we can take harry to-

Lily: I said no. be careful!

James: *smirks* I always am

James: *turns around and walks straight into the door frame*

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Remus: I want to hear those three little words

Sirius: I love you

Remus: try again

Sirius: fine

Sirius: I will behave

Remus: good boy

#harrypotter #siriusblack #remuslupin #wolfstar #hogwarts

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Sirius: *unbuttoning shirt* it's so hot in here

Remus: yeah, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

#remuslupin #siriusblack #wolfstar #hogwarts #marauders #harrypotter