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the MOST IMPORTANT part of staging contact from rent is that whatever you do mark MUST be awkwardly sitting alone in a little chair holding his camera during the entire thing. PLEASE emphasize the fact that this man gets NO BITCHES.

#THIS IS SO REAL #i love mark #if mimi wasnt real he'd be my favorite

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okay yeah i deserved this

@glacial-heart boops are officially off im crying I missed my shot

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GUESS WHO JUST WATCHED THE ENTIRETY OF THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME FOR THE FIRST TIME!!

#FUCK YEAH!!! #hunchback is my FAVORITE disney movie omg #dude no but i had to sit through my mom explaining to me why frollo wasnt a bad father figure #it was painful #BUT OMG LOVE THIS FOR YOU!!!

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The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

#🥺HELP #WHAT DOES THIS MEAN #SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME

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I AM SO GLAD TO BE BOTH A SANTINO FONTANA AND A HAZBIN HOTEL FAN THIS 2024

NO BC GUYS LOOK

THIS IS SO HUSKERDUST CODED HEAR ME OUT

i was talking with some friends on a roleplay server and we were all like no but r&h's cinderella is SO huskerdust coded

BECAUSE THINK FOR A SECOND

valentino as the stepmom

molly and arackniss as the stepsisters

angel as cinderella

husk as topher

THINK YOU GUYS

#cinderella #rodger and hammerstein #r&h #cinderella the musical #hazbin hotel #husk #angel dust #huskerdust

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In love with this

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[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

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anyone who has a platform and an audience but is choosing not to advocate for Palestinians is guilty. anyone who's turning a blind eye to the genocide is guilty. anyone who thinks what's happening in Palestine and Yemen is not their concern and does not affect them is guilty. this has far surpassed the stage where it was okay for influential people to not speak up. because frankly, it never was. whoever is choosing to be silent about what's happening is guilty.

#free palestine

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GUYS I JUST REALIZED

HIS VEST GLOWS IN THE DARK

#helluva boss #helluva boss ozzie #asmodeus #fizzmodeus #james monroe iglehart

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a bunch of alastor/husk/niffty quotes because this trio makes me go feral

+ bonus huskerdust

#hazbin hotel #hh #alastor #niffty #husk #husker #angel dust #whats their trio name guys #this is an important question #if the vees have one they should have one #amir talai #keith david #kimiko glenn

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*baps you with my paws**baps you with my paws**baps you with my paws**baps you with my paws**baps you with my paws**baps you with my paws**baps you with my paws**baps you with my paws**baps you with my paws**baps you with my paws**baps you with my paws**baps you with my paws**baps you with my paws**baps you with my paws**ba

eats your paws.

#anon #anon ask #pen shenanigans #woohoo time to clear out my inbox!!!

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what do you think would happen if someone made of ice and someone made of fire hugged?

taking this question as literally as possible, wouldn't the fire person melt the water person

is

is that how that works

but heres a better question, why are they hugging? don't they know that one of them could potentially die from the other's mere touch? or do they not know? were they both blinded? have they both maybe come to form a blind connection before being struck by the dawning realization that their elements do not mix, and before the fire person could react, the other dies in their arms?

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yk what anon, this would make a good writing prompt

#anon #anon ask #pen shenanigans

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Reblog this if I can just spam you with random asks :D

Some will be really deep thought provokeing question, while other are just silly ^^

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just one kiss is the only hallmark movie i will ever watch unironically. like. santino and krysta. the bi panic is real here guys.

#just one kiss #hallmark movies #santino fontana #krysta rodriguez #tony romano #mia rivera

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no but guys ao3 introduced me to greg x audra

new fixation alert

#crazy ex girlfriend #cxg #greg serrano #audra levine #THEY WOULD SO #i feel like #theyd be a VERY slowburn tho #bc i think greg sort of holds onto his feelings for rebecca #but audra and greg would go together perfectly omg #they're both jaded assholes it works #they can be #enemies to lovers #they start out like REALLY attracted to each other #but then greg finds out shes audra and calls the whole thing off #but knowing greg hes probably just repressing his feelings #greg has a type and its slightly eccentric girlbosses

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ok but you KNOW that if santino was still in the show by season four, sports analogies would have been about nathaniel and greg

#crazy ex girlfriend #cxg #nathaniel plimpton iii #greg serrano #i feel like theyd be frenemies #old greg and nathaniel #like they vibe #but they would kill each other given the option #yknow?

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He's connected the dots and knows how it ends

#HOLY SHIT #I ACC THOUGHT THIS WAS THE FRAME OMG #<333 #santino fontana #the violet hour #i know how it ends