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find out your shitpost URL

birthday january: nut february: dong march: giraffe april: gogu may: anime june: jokes july: aaaaaaaaa august: police september: shit october: kinkshame november: kawaii december: fuck

first letter of first name a-c: smoker d-f: fucker g-i: succ j-m: puncher n-q: shamer r-u: phobe v: ender wxyz: eater

day of birthday 1-10: 69 11-20: 420 21-28: 666 29-31: 184847388467374

#fucksucc666 #oh #real queue hours

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DID ALAN JUST REFERENCE THAT FUCKING MEME-

I’M DYING

Source

#aaAaaaaaAAAAA #real queue hours

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Where and why do you think Ruby got the cowboy getup?

i make a surprise cameo in stevens universe and single-handedly transform ruby into a cowgirl with wild western charms. everyone is clapping. sapphire is sobbing with joy. bismuth punches her way out of her bubble and high fives me. the sun calms down so everyone’s color palette is easier on the eyes. rebecca sugar is calling the police

#steven universe #real queue hours

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if any of you are bored you could try taking this color oracle assessment. it’s interesting

#the positives were a bit off #but the negatives were spot on #real queue hours

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🚨This is a Red Alert for net neutrality 🚨

Last December, the FCC voted to to kill net neutrality. If we do not take action, this will kill the free and open internet as we know it. The internet needs you—all of you—to make sure your voices are heard NOW.

We need all hands on deck for this one. It may be our last chance. If you’re feeling under-informed and overwhelmed about why net neutrality is so incredibly important, we have this handy guide just for you.

Here’s what you can do to save the internet:

In mid-May, the Senate will vote on a resolution to overrule the FCC using the Congressional Review Act (CRA). We only need one more vote in the Senate to win. Write or call your Senators or Representatives. You can also text BATTLE to 384-387 to get more information on how to write to your reps. You can do this, Tumblr.

Join us and dozens of your other favorite companies like Etsy, Vimeo, Reddit, and GitHub to raise awareness with the Red Alert campaign being run by Battle for the Net. Just add this small widget to your Tumblr to let your followers know how they can contact their reps. It’s as easy as copying and pasting the small line of code right into the customize theme page on the web.

This is important. This matters. It’s up to you to help. 

#important #real queue hours

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you bought a car

you named it

brad

you loved brad

but then

you totaled him

you two had been through everything together

three boyfriends

two jobs

nothing could replace brad

but then

liberty mutual calls

and you break into your happy dance

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Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

#important #real queue hours

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Reblog if you say "Y'all"

#im not ashamed #real queue hours

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I think i’ve cracked the code

#im fuckin wheezing #real queue hours

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Pokemon are stored in the balls

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GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

#pebpen #IsntDHere #o h #real queue hours

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#n o #real queue hours

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not to be controversial or anything but....

new alignment chart for gays that Know Science…tag urself, im a chemistry lesb

#im alive i swear #biology bi #real queue hours

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this blog is 100% FREE of minecraftphobia!!!!!

#the original oof #real queue hours

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Hey guys! Uhh.

I’d really hate to make this post, but. In 2016, we lost every thing to homelessness, and now that we’ve bought a house and been here for quite a while, we’ve still been struggling to rebound from the loss. I live in Illinois and the economy’s kinda bad here. My mom found a job in October but lost it in December due to it closing down. We’re back to struggling again, we’ve ran out of both cat and human food, and we really need to catch up on bills.

If you guys can help us, please send us some money to:

https://paypal.me/punknail

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saying “dear arceus” irl is a power move, “dear celestia” is even MORE powerful, but “dear starclan” is definitely at the top

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I dont have anything else to do so ima do this

1. Im wearing a green, navy, baby blue, and white school spirit shirt and navy shorts

2. I dont have any band shirts. But i got a TheWeeknd XO shirt for Christmas(felt like i should add this even though hes solo)

3. Havent been to see a band

4. I think it was Counting Stars

5. Uhm, chapstick. Lipstick doesnt look good on me and it constantly stains my teeth

6. The Giver

7. Voltron Legendary Defender, Black Mirror, and The Office.

8. Im not too sure tbh. I dont see myself in a lot of characters.

9. Im reading Behind The Scenes by Eizabeth Keckley for school stuff

Anyone who wants to do this can if they want to!

I was tagged by @indraaas (thanks Eien! :3)

RULES: Tag 9 people with excellent taste.

Colours I’m currently wearing: dark blue T-shirt and light brown chinos. Earlier I was wearing a light blue shirt with ‘Friends Don’t Lie’ in the Stranger Things font but I had to change to make a chilli :P

Last band shirt I bought: I only have one band shirt, it’s a green Snow Patrol one with the band name and an snowflake design. It used to be my brother’s but I like Snow Patrol too so when he outgrew it I got it.

Last band I went to see live: I’ve never actually been to a live show tbh

Last song I listened to: Holiday by Green Day

Lipstick or chapstick: never used either really but I guess lipstick? I’d love to look more fabulous

Last movie I watched? Black Panther IIRC

Last 3 shows I watched? Pop Team Epic, Doctor Who and Black Mirror

3 characters I identify with? Stevonnie cause I’m enby and confused, Stan Marsh cause I’m cynical, sad and want hugs, and I guess Jonathan Byers cause I like retro music and feel left out at parties.

Books I’m currently reading? The Man In The Rubber Mask by Robert Llewellyn, this book about the making of Red Dwarf written by the guy who played Kryten.

I tag @ducklanterns, @chronowix, @sawyer-is-unisex, @gareg-universe, @mr-universe99, @eatmypokemonshorts, @mysteriouslymysterion and @mayor-of-mustard