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I was watching the X files and I saw this episodes "kiddush" which was essentially about a golem coming to life to avenge a Brooklyn charedi man who was murdered in a hate crime. And when the FBI agents go to talk to the known antisemite who was connected to the murder, he verbatim said

"But there's one thing you can't call me, and that's a Zionist collaborator." (Taken directly from the script)

And I just. That's what I'm hearing all the time in my city from so-called leftists. That's what I'm hearing from communities I used to trust. And in this episode of a show from the 90's, it's coming from a man complicit in the murder of a charedi man for no other reason than living while Jewish.

How did we fall so far so fast?

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Jewish culture is explaining why something is obviously antisemitic online, and then getting flooded with replies from goyim who tell you that you're being ridiculous.

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$122,000. And the thing is so shodily designed that the accelerator can become that easily stuck. It isn't even all one piece.

$122,000. That's more than my entire household income, and we're 3 adults with full-time jobs.

If you gave that $122,000 to Feeding America, that would provide over 1 million meals.

That's $122,000 more than Tesla paid in taxes.

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So you agree? Jews are a Levantine people with their own Ethnic Levantine LooksTM that you're able to recognize visually?

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someone questioned Leigh Bardugo at a BOOK Q&A what the “justification” is for “white authors writing rep for bipoc people and taking space from bipoc authors without advocating for them” unprovoked, and when Leigh looked confused and gently asked for clarification, this person said “well i mean with what’s happening in palestine” because Leigh hasn’t publicly commented on it. why the fuck are we now harassing jewish authors about palestine and making it out like we’re being heroes for bipoc as a whole? if you’re gonna be antisemitic do it with your fucking chest.

Leigh’s answer was “i realized after posting misinformation on instagram a while ago that I wasn’t focusing on actually being a good person and activist irl and was just performing for an audience so i stopped being political on main” and the audience was silent.

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The union busting firms are scared

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this is my fav video now

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@theshitpostcalligrapher

is this your business card?

Some person in a plague mask handed me this… very professional business card. Idk guys think this is legit?

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quick, someone find one and send me the location so we can both get that pin

Apparently if you find a tagged Horseshoe crab and report it to Fish and Wildlife they’ll send you a certificate with info about your crab AND a pewter horseshoe crab pin! Keep your eyes peeled 👀

(Photo from the Nantucket Conservation Foundation)

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Hi I just learnt that grebe the bird existed and I am intrigued do you have any knowledge to drop on the dudes

BOY DO I! grebes are my favorite waterfowl!

they're specialist divers and fish hunters, and they're a pretty wide group with a LOT of species!

and they're all freaks. every single one of them.

they're most closely related to FLAMINGOS, of all things, which is why their feet are so weird! they evolved completely separate from other waterfowl like ducks and geese, so they did the flipper thing totally backwards.

this is going to be a theme, nothing these birds do is normal.

unlike other specialist diving birds (coughcough LOONS coughcough), they aren't totally incompetent on land! just, again. total freaks about it.

aaagh I love them so much I might actually explode

also they swim like frogs, babies can dive pretty much immediately after hatching, and adults can minutely adjust their buoyancy in the water at will like a fucking submarine. you just can't make any of this shit up.

weirdest fucking bird 100/10

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i have 3 bookcases, read&cataloged, unread&cataloged, unread&uncataloged

within those, it's mostly arranged by size for maximum shelf usage

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Wow, a pensioner bought a home for the Ukrainian refugees staying with her, that’s just so nice. I hope this headline is 100% true and I can move on with my day. There’s some good people in this world.

THAT IS NOT BUYING SOMEONE A HOUSE. THAT’S BECOMING THEIR LANDLORD.

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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

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I LOVE YOU

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lmao, embarrassed to be jewish? no, but you should be embarrassed to be asking a dumb question like that

You’re not embarrassed to be Jewish? Or scared ? That is NOT something I would be announcing. People do not like J’s. And I can’t blame them

the last thing i'd be embarrassed about is being a jew.

thank you for giving me the opportunity to once again talk about the contributions my people have made to society and the world at large.

we gave your ungrateful asses monotheism.

we created the concept of the weekend.

we created asylum cities and helped to create the idea of equality under law: “You shall not commit a perversion of justice; you shall not favor the poor and you shall not honor the great; with righteousness shall you judge your fellow”--leviticus/vyikra 19:15

we helped form court systems.

our religious laws had things like animal rights in them and crop rotation when other cultures and religions taught to beat animals and use the land until it's barren.

we pushed for our people to be universally educated: As Chicago educational philanthropist George Hanus has noted: “it is the first instance in recorded history of a people instituting compulsory universal education funded by the larger community…. Many scholars believe Gamla’s model was the inspiration for free public education systems in the contemporary West, including the United States.”

we gave your asses:

--aspirin

--polio vaccine

--covid vaccine

--jeans

--the remote control

--cell phone tech

--the sewing machine

--the flexible straw

--duracell batteries

--film

--barcode

--flat disc record

--laser (wonder where the jewish space laser shit comes from?)

--stainless steel

--antidepressants: valium, prozac

--gas powered vehicles

--camera phone, digital camera tech

mobile cell phone

--frequency spread spectrum communication

-walkie talkies

--usb flash drive

--instant cameras

--word processing computer

--three laws of robotics

--ANTIBIOTICS

--cardiac defibrillators

--the fucking birth control pill, so give that back

--we contributed to theater with broadway

--modern algebraic geometry

--mathematical set theory

--drip irrigator

--epilady

--pill cam

--quasicrystals

--VOIP

--the intel 8088

--laser keyboard

--cholera and bubonic plague vaccinations

--mass energy equivalence

--chemotherapy

--hep b vaccines

--artificial kidney dialysis machine

--vaccinating needle

--178 of us have won the novel prize. 23%.

--the microprocessing chip

--fucking cheesecake

and this is just a short list.

you hate us because you are ignorant and jealous. you can't watch a group you and your ancestors have wanted to eradicate simply for the crime of wanting our own religion and autonomy...survive and thrive.

you're pathetic.

there is nothing embarrassing about being jew. i am proud of my people and our history and there is nothing your hate or the ridiculous accusations leveled at us by the world for 2,700 years, none of which have been rooted in facts, could do to change that.

run along, antisemitic little bug.

AM YISRAEL CHAI

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