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The way they all went "We have to tell FRIDA 😭😭" was so sad.

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Steering that floating platform gives a lot of XP for some reason

I love Aabria being like “so after kymal you’ve all just been meandering about not doing much” and the crown keepers are somehow now level 13 I love that for them so much

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I know if it had been Crosshair paired with Rampart he would have watched him fall to his death from the shuttle and shrugged

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Personally I think it's so fucking cool that CR created such a extensive world that they can have two full PC parties active in the same campaign and can interweave their stories like this. Like holy shit???

And I get it if the Crown Keepers are not everyone's favourite party and people didn't watch EXU but it's just for one week! Appreciate the novelty of it! How cool is this?

I've seen a lot of people talking about the second half of episode 92, and not in pleasant ways. Maybe it's time to remember that Exandria Unlimited Prime and Kymal are linked in a way to C3. Two members of the Crown Keepers are now members of Bells Hells, with a third who has been only for a short time, but still. ExU Prime is basically a prequel to C3, and ExU Kymal is the following up of Dorian and Cyrus leaving BH and going to Tal'Dorei, joining once again the Crown Keepers. And what we've seen in episode 92 is the continuity of ExU Kymal. We've been given hints during C3, before the Apogee Solstice, last time Orym had true contact with Dorian, saying that Opal was darker and darker and Dorian was starting to worry. Now sure, some haven't seen the ExU's for personal reasons, and that's fine. But blaming CR because you didn't watch it and saying they've "forced" the Crown Keepers into C3 is absurd. Luckily, if you want to give another shot at ExU Prime and Kymal, you'll have time to do so, ExU Prime is only 8 episodes long, and ExU Kymal is a two part one-shot, and also because next Thursday should be a Candela Obscura episode. Oh and Bells Hells are not done going over FCG's death. They're a mess, both emotionally and physically. I suspect there will be other moments of heavy emotional RP in the next episode. it affect everyone and everyone will react differently.

#critical role #bells hells #crown keepers #campaign 3 #critical role spoilers

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Aabria really rolled up and said "Fuck it PVP time"

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It's so funny that her int is her lowest stat and it's like...perfectly average

And she's so clearly the voice of reason in the group like???

Fy’ra Rai’s stats are insane like GIRL

21 19 18 17 16 12????! GIRL?!?!?

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Crown Keepers sketches

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Rumour has it one day Critical Role will have a party go to Aeor and not associate it with a dead former party member

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Are you telling me we're going to Aeor the episode after FCG dies? Motherfucking Matt Mercer for real

#critical role #critical role spoilers #im gonna punch something

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Matt Mercer is never more attractive than when he has an intelligence of 8

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Sam took a vacation and Matt had to bring in another DM and team to fill the void

#critical role #i am joking for the record #critical role spoilers

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Fast X is a mess but also Brie Larson and Alan Ritchson on my screen at the same time?! Delicious

#fast x movie #brie larson #alan ritchson

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I finally found the jackass and honeycomb joke from GOT by Tyrion Lannister 

I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel. The Madame asked, "what can we do for you?" I said, "I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me." The Madame asked "You poor thing; whatever for? And why do you have a jackass and a honeycomb?" "Well," I answered, "my woman stumbled upon a genie in a bottle, and he granted her 3 wishes. The first was to have the nicest ass in the land, so he gave her this jackass. Her second wish was for a 'house fit for a queen', so he gave her this beehive." The Madame asked, "And what of the third wish?" "For her third wish, my woman asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee." "Well, that one's not so bad!" the Madame exclaimed. "'Not so bad!?', I replied, "I used to be 6 feet tall!"

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Crosshair shoving a very offended Rampart for @jedi-hawkins

#the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #star wars #made me laugh so hard

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That droid vacuum tube is so undignified

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It is with great regret that I must admit Rampart is growing on me

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