Panda: “hey bro what do you want to eat?”
Sukuna: “the souls of the innocent”
Yuuji: “a bagel”
Sukuna: “NO!”
Yuuji: “2 bagels”
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Nobara: What are your goals?
Yuuji: To pet all the dogs.
Nobara: No, fitness goals.
Yuuji: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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Bakugo: Can I be frank with you guys?
Kirishima: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Mina: Can I still be Mina?
Kaminari: Shh, let Frank speak.
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[raiding 1A's dorms]
Y/n: We have an intruder!
Kirshima: How could they get in?
Twice, blowing his cover: In-tru-da window!
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Bakugou: I'm busy.
Y/n: do you think drinking thirty-six cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would i just die?
Bakugou:
Bakugou: I'm on my way
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Kaminari: Name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. Go ahead, I'll wait.
Jirou: of course you will.
Kaminari: Okay, first of all fuck you.
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Krishima: When you said you’d do magic in bed, this wasn’t exactly what I was expecting.
Katsuki, holding up the eight of hearts: Is this your card?
Kirishima: Holy shit.
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Sero: Bus drivers who re-open their doors when they see someone running toward the stop are neutral good. Any other kind of bus driver is automatically lawful evil.
Kaminari: Chaotic evil: the bus driver who saw me running to the stop and waited until I was at the door to close it and drive away.
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Iida : [trying to bond with his classmates] Hello Tokoyami! I got us tickets for this new underground band, i think they're called Michael- Michael Romance?
Tokoyami:
Tokoyami: YOU GOT US TICKETS TO FUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE?!?
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Kirishima: *putting on chapstick*
Y/n: What flavor is that?
Kirishima: Cherry
Y/n: Can I try some
Kirishima: Yeah *hands over the chapstick*
Y/n: *takes a bite of the chapstick* Holy shit, it tastes like Cherry
Kirishima:
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Kaminari: Y'know what would be sexy?
Y/n: What?
Kaminari: Eating food of off each other
Y/n: You didn't do the dishes
Kaminari: I did not
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Someone: Deku throws like a girl.
Deku: I’ll pound you like a boy!
*awkward silence*
Deku: That didn’t come out right.
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Sero: Denki is one of my best friends
Kaminari: *doing the Fortnite dance*
Sero: I lied I don’t know this boy
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Denki: Want to know who the most beautiful person in the world is?
Y/n: Who?
Denki: Read the first word again.
Denki: Wait I fucked it up.
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Mina: I wish we could block people in real life
Kaminari: Restrainging order
Y/n: Murder
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Y/n: Oh hey, Bakugou. What are you doing here?
Bakugou: On the contrary, what are YOU doing here? This is MY fucking apartment.
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Kirishima: It’s pretty cold outside, don’t you think?
Y/n: Yeah. We should hold hands. And probably stand close together to conserve body heat.
Kirishima: Exactly! Good idea, Y/n.
Bakugou: ...
Bakugou: it’s fucking 90 degrees outside.
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