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the (after) life of the party

#hum hallelujah

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hey sorry we put your boyfriend in a game show based time loop as part of a larger overarching fictional narrative. yeah the only way to learn is by playing. sorry bro the only way to begin is by beginning.

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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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i just know that post tartarus nap hit hard

#in bed for at least a week fs #most honk shoo couple of all time

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miss chappell’s tinydesk on repeat

#my midwest princess ❤️

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misc solangelo pen doodles

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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i love how you can make will look so calm and collected and a sweet, nice guy, but also high asf sometimes

bc he is.

cue the will high as fuck compilation

bonus: second reason why i draw him Like That

thank you for your time. happy 4/20

#william 'soft and far away' solace

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P.S. please leave this in the tags, I'm curious how wrong y'all are.

#upwards of 1000 surely

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fantasy high as textposts part 4 i think?

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"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life

#oh my god I thought this was about like.. artists who make fanart for conventions #con artists #i was ready to just go with it too

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sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

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was at market today with my father (who is frankly a wild ape of a man) and i was trying to sell a single apple from my scrawny and shriveled tree. the apple itself however had a plump and rustic charm, almost flirtatious, and i thought to myself well surely someone will see the value in this apple and i can turn a tidy profit and go on my merry way. well no sooner had i attracted the attention of an interested buyer (a comely maiden to boot) than my father revealed to me that in his lackadaisical idiocy he had eaten the apple on the road. i asked him what exactly i was supposed to sell at market now, to which he responded im sure you’ll think of something, demonstrating to me that which i already knew: he was an imbecile with no modicum of grasp for the idiosyncrasies of mercantilism. but that was not the end of my troubles; nay, it was but the first chapter in a manuscript of misery, for as i turned to apologize to the maiden and endeavored to explain the predicament we now found ourselves in i could see stark displeasure writ plain across her previously affable visage. it was only then i realized her identity: marguerite, daughter of the baron, known for her fickle nature and her tendency to sic the village guard on those foolish enough to earn her ire, and though just minutes previously i had thought myself quite the intellectual giant (having nearly managed, you will recall, to sell a single apple to a lady of some means, sight unseen) i was forced to concede that i was said fool. it was then that i began to panic, and in my haste i offered the young mistress an apple even more enchanting than the first; one, i claimed, i had been saving for his majesty the king. well marguerite is nothing if not a covetous and prideful harpy, and thusly my promise quelled her bloodlust. she bade me fetch the apple at once, to which i replied that i’d need to return to my farmstead and i should be glad to present it to her at next weeks market. nonsense, said she, and insisted instead upon accompanying me and my incomprehensible dolt of a father back to our home immediately, escorted by a retinue of armed guards. now i imagine it is quite clear to those with half a head on their shoulders that i am in possession of no such apple, nor is it likely that a fruit of such splendor could even exist, and so frankly i am pretty much fucked

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Constantin Brâncusi Two Penguins, 1911-1914 Marble

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#there's just something about earl grey #a classic

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Short Nico problems ft. that one scene from TLO, and that other scene from TLO, among others.