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THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER (cr.)

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i had a dream that someone made a callout post for one of the flute jesuses but no one could figure out who had done what because secretly none of us knew the difference between any of them and anyway bc of that dream i think i understand the true essence of tumblr

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Did I ever tell y'all about the Super Sexy Saxoteers?

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Reblog if you think the fine arts are important and worth keeping in schools, colleges, and universities.

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oh, i love percussion!! i love the instruments like the snare drum, the marimba, the *squints* symbols, tangerine, and the *looks at smudged writing on hand* tiffany

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OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

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Bd: clarinet can you play D C?

Clarinet: I mean, yeah? Like, just, how?

Bd: ya know, just, play it

Clarinet: like up the octave?

Bd: ya kniw, just, play it

Clarinet: ... ok

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The drumline part is accurate af lemme tell you

Instruments as Things overheard in my Band

Flutes: “If I go to all-state, do you think I can get a wider audience for my impromptu solos?”

Clarinets: “ THAT’S IT, YOU AREN’T SMART ENOUGH!! I’M MAKING MY OWN NEW SECTION!”

Trombones: *taking our band photo* “QUICK! Somebody hold my leg!”

Saxophones: “D as in not bumble bee…”

Trumpets: *(when questioned by a section leader about locking himself in a practice room)*: “I was sick of your face, how is that MY fault?”

Tubas: “AP chem should count as self harm”

Drumline: “Which is bigger, Alpha or Beta?” “MY DICK”

Horns: “That band is good, look at their pit- I bet their chimes aren’t held together with zip-ties and tears, unlike some chimes I know.” *glares at percussion*

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We've actually done this.. all the time.. XD then proceeded to be yelled at by both the band director and the cheerleading coach

Props of being in pep band

*speeds up fight song to fuck with the cheerleaders*

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Props of being in pep band

*speeds up fight song to fuck with the cheerleaders*

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Don’t ever tell me that marching band isn’t important.

I have had so many problems with public schools putting all the emphasis on athletics. When a school’s budget is cut, they don’t choose to take a little from each program. No. They choose to completely eradicate the arts programs, usually starting with the marching band. If you don’t play sports, you’re not a valuable asset, you’re not qualified for scholarships, and you mean nothing. Marching band? Why would we be impressed that you’re in marching band?

Anyone can do that.

Okay, fine. Anyone can do marching band. Anyone can spend hours on the field doing the same forty-second section over and over and over and over. Anyone can hit over 75 precise dots on the field with the correct step sizes, the correct amount of steps, the correct timing, without being so much as an inch to either side, in order and without looking at the yard line markers or the field. Anyone can memorize all of those extremely specific points on the grass and varying counts for steps and then execute them with a shako visor pulled down over your eyes and looking up at the press box the whole time. If you look down at the yard line markers to see where you are, congratulations, you just lost points for the group.

Anyone can memorize eight pages of notes, rhythms, dynamics, phrasing, and tempos. (But of course, before you do that you have to learn an instrument with hundreds of different fingerings and learn how to make slight changes in your lips to change notes and stay in tune.) Memorize all seven and a half minutes of music and then marry it to the seventy-five pages of drill you memorized. Do them both perfectly and at the same time. But you can’t just do what you memorized. You have to do it in perfect sync with everyone around you and know how to make the slightest adjustments to fit perfectly within the group. If you’re an inch to the right or barely a thousandth of a step sharp, it’ll throw everything off.

But anyone can do that.

Then add in the fact that you don’t get any individual credit for doing this. The closest you’ll come to recognition is your identity lumped into “The Such-and-Such Marching Band” as you all march onto the field looking exactly the same. You don’t have a number on your back. You have a uniform intended to erase you and turn you into dot T14 and nothing more.

But, for some reason you can’t explain, you love it. You love throwing everything you have into this ridiculously precise pursuit and then not getting any credit for it. You start thanking people when they call you a band geek. You start taping pictures of marching bands into your locker. And of course, marching band doesn’t give any individual recognition, so you don’t idolize any particular marcher. You idolize the entire ensemble. And you start practicing.

Because you’re no longer satisfied with being a high school band geek. You want more. So you research the major league of marching band: Drum Corps International. Oh, how you would give anything to march a show in a Cadets uniform.

Major leagues, right? It’s like the NFL, you get paid to do what you love. You’ve worked hard to be good enough, so you get paid to show the world what you’re made of.

Wrong.

If you want to march in the major leagues, you not only have to become the master of your instrument (or learning a different instrument entirely, and still becoming the master of it) but you have to fork over an average of $2500. For one season. So you’ve worked your ass off and practiced hours a day and somehow managed to get into an ensemble. So then you work two jobs to pay for it.

You’re paying a lot of money and putting in a lot of hard work for this. Surely you get some luxury during this completely preposterous ordeal.

Wrong again.

You get to spend no less than fourteen hours a day outside on the field. You run multiple miles every day and march about twenty times that. You get a three-minute water break every two hours. Your bed is a bus seat, or a sleeping bag on a gymnasium floor, if you’re lucky.

So you spend the whole summer rehearsing and performing and never getting any credit. You sacrifice everything, including your health and financial stability, to go out onto a football field and march through an absurdly difficult show and know that no one will ever know what you’ve done. You are the only one who knows what you’ve put into this. At least you think so, but then you look at the person in an identical uniform next to you, and you know that they know, too. So you do it anyway.

Your nerves are damaged from the cold. Your skin is damaged from the sun. Your joints are damaged from marching and marching and marching. You’re physically and mentally drained, your body is irreversibly compromised, you’re broke as hell, and all you have to show for it is a polyester jacket and a couple of blurry photographs.

But sports are what require hard work and dedication, not marching band.

Even though you complained basically the entire time you marched and even though you’re done with it, you pull out those photographs and you remember. You remember your first day of high school band camp when you had absolutely no idea what you were getting yourself into. You remember your first final retreat when they announced your band’s name as state champions, and you wanted to cry with happiness but you weren’t allowed to move, so you just clenched your fists so tight that your fingernails dug white crescents into your palms. You remember coming back the next year and thinking you knew everything as a sophomore, only to realize there was still so much to learn. You remember the band trips you spent months fundraising for, all the lame tourist attractions you visited between performances, and how you wouldn’t trade those memories for all the money in the world. You remember being a junior and getting nervous because people looked up to you now: as an upperclassman, as a section leader, as a friend. And then you were a senior and you cried on the final day of band camp. You remember how your life became a series of lasts. You had to decide which of the freshmen would inherit your band cubby, your lucky bottle of valve oil, your bus seat. You went to graduation but it didn’t mean anything because you still had one last band trip coming up. You didn’t shed a tear when you tossed your cap but you cried like a child after your last parade. You remember on the plane ride home, you expected to feel devastated and heartbroken, but you just felt… empty.

You remember printing out what seemed like the most difficult solo in the world. You remember driving up to your college and entering a room with a chair and a stand and a couple of people giving you skeptical looks. You remember getting an email from the college marching band with your audition results and reading it with tears of joy in your eyes because you realized it was starting all over again.

But marching band doesn’t mean anything. It doesn’t matter.

Tell me. Tell me that it doesn’t matter. Tell me when my closet is overflowing with lyre sheets. Tell me when my search history contains “trumpet fingerings” and “how to start a soundsport team”. Tell me when I have framed photos of my band hung in my room. Tell me when I was holding a trophy up and cheering for everything that led up to it. Tell me when I almost quit but didn’t because quitting would be equivalent to killing a part of who I am. Tell me when I’m crying, when I’m laughing, when I’m marching.

Tell me when I’m standing on the field for the last time, knowing that everything behind me will last forever and that nothing will ever mean more to me than this… and all you’ve got is money and a jersey.

Do not ever tell me that marching band isn’t important. It is everything to me, and it is everything to millions of other band geeks across the world.

When you refuse to support kids because they participate in the arts rather than athletics, you’re no better than the football player who takes lunch money from nerds.

To all of my fellow band geeks… keep marching, even if the world tells you it’s not worth it. It is. Continue your band career in college. Audition for a drum corps. Stay active in your high school band as an alumnus supporter. You are all my family.

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If I hear this song, I gag and glare at the person who plays it

just hear those sleigh bells

hurgling

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I relate to this on a personal level 😂🙄😪 my band played this two years in a row for our Christmas parade

Some kid is playing Sleigh Ride in my history class and I'm having like ptsd jfc

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😮🙊

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MUSICIAN REBLOG & FOLLOW TRAIN!

We are expanding the music side of Tumblr! If you are a musician and you see this, follow who ever reblogged it and then reblog. When you see this follow all those who reblogged. ♪♫♬♭♮♯🎵🎶♩🎷🎸🎺🎻 💙

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me: should be practicing scales and audition music

also me:

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You: color guard

Me, an intellectual: hue defense