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The people you love will say such heartbreaking things when they want something you won’t give them.

#my cat meowed sadly at me #he wanted early dinner

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Maybe getting kitten???

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep

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"Average Tumblr user has fucked a train" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The Mechanisms fandom, who fuck 10,000 trains every Friday, are outliers and should not have been counted.

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Mason Alexander Park as Ian Wright QUANTUM LEAP 1.17 (2022-)

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Oh, my God. They’re going out on a date.

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I watch Quantum Leap for the plot!

The plot:

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Currently practicing a starter version of "came back wrong," and it's called "woke up wrong": basically, you go to sleep, something incomprehensible to the human mind happens to your body position, and when you wake up you are injured in some undiagnosable but persistent way.

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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

#fuck cool lights

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communism is listed as one of ed's crimes over 100 years before it was first founded irl therefore i am concluding that in the ofmd universe ed invented communism. comrade teach if u will

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Broke: love triangles

Woke: throuple

Bespoke: codependent and probably slightly unhealthily attached found family that may or may not all be romantically involved but everyone’s too afraid to ask.

#ofmd #our flag means gay #our flag means death #wwdits #what we do in the shadows

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IF IM READING 300K WORDS AND MEMORISING IN DEPTH LORE THEN YOU BET YOUR ASS ITS A BOOK

…that 2k of pure angst with no context is not though

sharing your opinions in the tags is very welcome!

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LOOK OUT HES GONNA SEE YOU WITH HIS AUTISM EYES

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The magnus archives is great for neurodiverse people because it lets you put The Horrors into little categories <3

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Being a fan of jonny sims work is a lot like being in the buried

You listen to a silly little podcast, oh no! You are now obsessed

You writhe your way trough, trying to get out of the grasp it has on you, and then the moment you think you see the light

BOOM. Space pirates. Back in the trenches with you

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just another warning for y'all that i will be unbearable