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Art by austinpardunart // Etsy

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You make me feel

like its Halloween

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early criminal minds (seasons 1-5) is so fucking funny if you think about it from the perspective of literally anyone that the BAU interacts with outside of each other. to recap what’s going on, let’s go over the team. We’ve got:

Elle Greenaway- murderous bitch who maybe murdered someone in cold blood (claimed self defense but who can prove that?)

Spencer Reid- a genius with both mommy and daddy issues who looks like a fourteen year old TA and does magic tricks whilst, at some points, zooted off his ass on dilaudid

Jason Gideon- man who screams at crime scenes and lays down in blood stains

Derek Morgan- calls their tech analyst like “ugh mommy shove that nice hot information down my throat”

Penelope Garcia- the aforementioned Information Mommy, who talks to the team (specifically morgan) like a phone sex operator trying to make enough to cover rent

Jennifer Jareau- bubbly blonde woman who yells at TV reporters and kicks ass

David Rossi- rich, elderly, famous crime novelist who DEFINITELY should be retired

Emily Prentiss- goth lesbian who DEFINITELY has cursed folks out in one of the many languages she knows

Aaron Hotchner- tired workaholic man, trying his best to hold this shitshow together, also beat a man to death

like, can you IMAGINE??? it’s the worst week of your life. Some madman is running around, i don’t know, killing folks and cutting off their nipples or something, and this absolute clown brigade rolls up like “ah yes, just another Tuesday for us lmao” and start asking you questions about what kind of dirt this murderer had stuck to his shoes, and then they SOLVE THE CASE???? what the fuck must you be thinking at that point

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Feel the feels with me tonight

Memories by Maroon 5

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BRÖ AMAZON STARTED A FUCKING CORONAVIRUS RELIEF FUND WHERE YOU DONATE, NOT JEFF BOZO, THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

CAN WE SEIZE THIS MAN’S ASSETS ALREADY

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This makes my heart feel warm 🥰

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My life

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Alice in Wonderland Pirelli Calendar 2018 by Tim Walker Whoopi Goldberg - Thando Hopa - RuPaul - Djimon Hounsou - Naomi Campbell - Sean Diddy Combs - Duckie Thot - Slick Woods - Lupita Nyong’o - Alpha Dia - King Owusu - Adwoa Aboah - Lil Yachty - Sasha Blane - Adut Akech Bior - Jaha Marie Dukureh - Wilson Oryema Styled by Edward Enninful Hair Styled by Malcolm Edwards MUA by Sam Bryant Set designed by Shona Heath More @ www.pirellicalendar.pirelli.com

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“I believe the point is: if you can eat shrimp, we can eat cock.”

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Mitch Albom//Tuesdays with Morrie🍃

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Tuesdays with Morrie, Mitch Albom This is 1 of 50 paperback classics that comprise our current giveaway.

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Twitter I said do you remember when Childish Gambino started talking in the middle of a freestyle, then seamlessly hopped back on the flow and it still made made massive sense?