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Revenge Pt. 3

Word Count: 2,160

A/N: Damn, people really seem to like this little storyline I had going on! Idk how this’ll be since I’m in a really bad lee mood but I tried my hardest LMFAOOOOO. But Somebody asked for a Pt. 3 so @fightmedragonwitch this one’s for you, my love! Enjoy! ~Michelle 🤍

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“Oh boys~ Were you eavesdropping on Logan and I?” Patton stood up straight and smirked at the two Sides.

“Go, go, go, go, GO!” Virgil pushed Roman’s shoulder and they both frantically ran up the stairs, determined to shield themselves from the same fate as Logan.

Both Virgil and Roman ran as fast as they could and stopped in the middle of the hallway.

“Where the hell are we supposed to go?!” Roman whispered in a panic. They both knew Patton was ruthless. But what they just saw downstairs happen to Logan was pure and straightforward evilness. If anything, that was one of Patton’s best takedowns they’ve ever seen. But that doesn’t mean they wanted the same to happen to them… right?

“We’re not splitting up. And we can’t go in my room or you and Pat will go all angsty again.” Virgil pointed out.

“And we can’t go in Logan’s room or we’ll get all stoic.” Roman said. They both looked at each other.

“That leaves your room and his room…” Virgil finished. Both were wonderful but dreadful options. Wonderful because those two rooms would be the last place Patton would ever look. Dreadful because what happened in Virgil’s room was the same for the other rooms. If they stayed in Roman’s for too long then Patton would get more creative and most likely more dangerous to say the least. At the same time if they stayed in Patton’s room for too long then he’d become overly joyful which is his motivation to keep the laughter going. His happiness was mostly fueled with laughter. That’s why he’s the most feared Tickle Monster.

“Which is better?” Virgil asked.

“Oh boys! Where’d you go? You never answered my question!” Patton yelled out on his way upstairs. You could hear the smirk in his voice.

“Patton’s room!” They both rush into the paternal Side’s room. Though it was a bad call, making Patton happy to keep the tickles coming was a much more practical choice than him getting more creative with the tickles. Virgil hid under his bed while Roman moved the clothes in his closet back and hid on the wall of it. They heard Patton check everyone’s rooms, as well as the bathroom, yet he couldn’t find them. He finally made his way back to his own room. He perked up. He felt people in his room. He also saw the zipper of Virgil’s hoodie slightly sitting out from under his bed and Roman’s sash was obviously very noticeable, even in the dark of the closet.

“My, my, my! Those two are good hiders. I wonder where else could they be…” Patton walked around his room and stopped at the side of his bed. Virgil held his breath as he saw Patton’s feet right next to him. Then, he walked away. But all Patton did was walk out of Virgil’s sight. Virgil quietly sighed a breath of relief. Until Patton’s head ducked down and stared at Virgil.

“Boo!” Virgil yelped And Tries to get out from under the bed.

“Hey! You try and get out of there and I’ll personally make sure you stay stuck under there until I’m finished with you! You aren’t moving until I find Roman and only then will I let you out. Don’t you move, V.” Patton warned lovingly yet oh so teasy. Virgil blushed but luckily Patton couldn’t see it. Patton made his way to the closet.

“Now where is Prince Roman hiding, hmm? Surely a big and strong Prince like him Wouldn’t be cowering in fear in a closet from being caught by little ol’ me!” Patton quickly moved all the clothes away to see a silently giggling Roman.

“RIGHT?!” Patton grabbed his hand and yanked him gently out of the closet but Roman tried to run. Before he could make it to the door, Patton snapped and the door closed and locked. Virgil eventually did get out from under the bed and tried to get to the door himself.

“And where do you two think you’re going?” Patton asked. They both turned and looked at him.

“Patton please. Don’t kill us. We weren’t spying or eavesdropping on you and Logan. We just went downstairs to get something to eat.” Virgil tried to explain their actions.

“Yeah! We were just a bit hungry and then we saw you and Logan and we were in shock and we’re sorry we should’ve gone back upstairs and don’t kill us!” Roman pleaded and Virgil nodded his head vigorously. Patton didn’t budge. He walked around the two Sides and whispered in their ears.

“Oh. Don’t worry. I’m not gonna kill you boys. I’m just gonna simply teach you a lesson.” And with that, Patton did the same thing he did to Logan: He took his leg and gently hit the back of those of their knees and both lees went falling down.

“And down they go!” Patton yelled happily. He snapped once more and both sets of hands were bound together above their heads on the floor and Patton sat down in the middle of their tummies, criss cross applesauce. He lifted their shirts up as well. Both Sides started giggling nervously.

“Aww are you two already feeling the tickles inside your tummies? Are you?” Patton cooed as he ran his fingers through their hair and both seemed to slightly calm down but they still kept their guards up.

“Well it’s very late and we all should be in bed right now. But, this is way more fun! And I love teaching troublemakers like you two lessons!” Patton wiggled his fingers under Roman’s and Virgil’s chins and they both let out small giggles.

“My itty bitty, precious little troublemakers!” Patton gushed, making Roman blush and Virgil whine.

“Now, who wants to play a game? Cause I have a perfect one in mind! This is actually your favorite, Ro!” Patton smirked. He set the very tips of his fingers underneath Roman and Virgil’s ribs and their giggles got louder. Then Patton started moving and wiggling his fingers in a circle getting closer and closer to the boys’ belly buttons. Then came the scary part, he started singing. Patton had an absolutely beautiful singing voice but he was about to sing a song that they despised.

“Round and round the garden, like the teddy bear.~” Virgil started kicking.

“Pahahatton please dohohohon’t!!” He started putting at his hands but the bonds were too tight. His hands moved closer.

“One step~...” He smirked as Roman gave him a snort and louder giggles.

“Pahahahat don’t dohohoho ihihit!!”

“Two steps~...” He saw the fear in both of their eyes.

“PATTON!!” They both shouted simultaneously.

“A tickly under… THERE~!” Patton dug his middle fingers into each belly button then let his other fingers dig in the space around it. Roman and Virgil’s giggles turned into cackling laughter and one kicked and the other was trying to turn his entire body onto his side.

“PAHAHATTON NOHOHOHO!! GEHEHET OUT OF THEHEHERE!!” Roman begged.

“C’MOHOHON!! PLEHEHEASE!!” Virgil laughed out but Patton merely smiled at the two.

“Tickle Tickle Tickle, my little troublemakers!” Patton teased as he finally stopped all motions and let them breathe. Oh but he was far from done.

“Round and round the haystack, went the little mouse~.” Patton spidered his fingers up both of the Sides tummies. They both couldn’t help but start squirming on the spot.

“Nohoho mohohore!!” Roman giggled out.

“We lehehearned our lehehehesson!!” Virgil sucked in his tummy. Passion ignored their protests.

“One step~...” His fingers got closer to their necks.

“Two steps~...” Once they made their way to the desired destination, he started to trace around their jaws and both shook their heads every which way.

“Into his little… HOUSE~!” Patton fluttered his fingers as fast as he could all around Roman and Virgil’s necks. From under and behind their ears to under their chins and so on. This was one of Virgil’s bad spots so he let out some lovely snorts and Roman let some hiccups arrive. Patton couldn’t take this much preciousness in one tickle session.

“Oh you boys are just so dang precious!! Gosh, I’m almost happy you decided to eavesdrop on Logan and I downstairs!” Once he was done with their necks, the song continued.

“Round and round the lighthouse, up the spiral stairs ~...” Patton lifted his hands from their necks to Virgil’s right side and Roman’s left. He then spidered his fingers up to their armpits. This was Roman’s number one death spot.

“PATTON DON’T YOU DARE!” Roman protested.

“HEY! Are you in any position to be augmentative with me right now, mister?!” He punishes Roman for his outburst by giving his left knee a few hard squeezes in that special pressure point he loved so much and Patton drank up his scream.

“I’M SOHOHORRY!!” Patton stopped and brought his hand back to where it was on his side.

“Don’t you interrupt me again. Now, where was I, Virgil?” Patton smiled at the anxious Side and he groaned. To avoid getting a punishment, he answered the question.

“Up the spiral stairs…” Patton nodded and booped his nose.

“Thank you, Stormcloud!” He got back to work in bringing his fingers up to their armpits.

“One step~...” Roman stiffened and braced for impact.

“Two steps~...” Virgil just couldn’t stop the giggles from coming out.

“And riiiiiight up in the… AIR!” Patton dug as deep as he could and scratched at both of their armpits on the respective side. Roman screamed, which made Patton flinched but kept it going. Virgil’s laughter went silent for a moment before he too started giving out hiccups.

“Oh my goodness I could just eat you two up right now! Hmm… might as well finish the song so I can do just that!” Patton got his hands out from their armpits and sang the rest of the song as he got down on his own tummy.

“Round the world! Round the world! To catch a big bear! Where are we going to catch him?” Patton put both of his hands on Virgil’s sides and rested his head on Roman’s tummy.

“Right… in… THERE!” Patton took a deep breath and gave Roman the biggest raspberry he could. The creative Side couldn’t scream. He gasped and fell into silent laughter. Virgil, however, did scream as Patton was giving Roman the raspberry, he was going to town on Virgil’s sides and hips. After a few moments of that, he switched to give Virgil his raspberry and go after Roman’s sides and hips.

“So my little, precious, itty bitty, gigglebug troublemakers! What have we learned here this evening?” Patton asked not stopping the attack.

“NO EAVESDROPPING!!” Virgil and Roman screamed out. Patton stopped immediately. He snapped and the bonds that held their hands together were gone and the door was unlocked. Patton checked the time and it was 1:45 a.m.

“Whew! Well, I am beat! I think it’s time for bed, kiddos. C’mon I’ll walk you over there.” Patton extended his hand to the both of them and Roman gladly took it.

“You two go… you’re gonna have to give me a second.” Virgil breathed out. Patton giggled as he walked a sleepy and exhausted Roman to his room. He tucked him in and gave him one of his famous goodnight kisses.

“You did extraordinary, lovebug. Get some sleep.” Roman smiled and nodded and he was out like a light. Patton closed his door, that’s how Roman liked to sleep. With complete privacy. Patton walked back to his room to get Virgil but the youngest Side was sound asleep on the floor. Patton awwed internally and picked Virgil up into his arms and started to walk out but heard Virgil whine a little.

“I wanna stay here.” He looked up at Patton with tired eyes. Something that always happened whenever Virgil got tickles is that he would get very clingy and cuddly. But there was a look in Virgil’s eye that said ‘please don’t leave me alone. I want more affection.’ Patton gave Virgil a kiss on the forehead and closed his door.

“You wanna sleep with me tonight, Kiddo?” Patton whispered and Virgil simply nodded.

“Okay. You’re gonna stay with me. C’mon. Bedtime.” Patton snapped and they both were in their pajamas and he laid Virgil down in his bed and went to close his door about half way. Just the way Virgil liked it. Even though Patton preferred to have his door wide open while he sleeps. Just in case anybody needed him.

He got into bed and pulled the covers over himself and Virgil. Virgil instantly cuddled up to Patton’s side and Patton started playing with Virgil’s hair. That always helped him sleep better whenever he needed help sleeping that is.

“Thanks, Patton.” Virgil said looking up.

“No problem, Stormcloud. You were so strong during that session. I’m proud of you. Now go to sleep.” And with that, they both knocked out.

#THIS FIC OH MY GOODNESS #also how fucking strong is patton did my man KARATE KICK THEM #michelle i miss u 🫶#also this is cole not parker #im too lazy to log back into my account #AUGHHH IM WEAK

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