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man listening to a "song" on his "headphones" and enjoying a flavored handheld "snack": i am waiting for a "walk signal" to cross the "street"

stegosaurus in that same spot 150 million years ago: leafs in front of me

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scientist who has spent millions of funding trying to get a bug to lift a dumbell made of a toothpick and 2 blueberries barracading himself in his lab because they've come to shut down his operation, but the bug just started rubbing chalk dust on his forelimbs

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saw an ant on the bus today, what a horrible fate. moved an unfathomable distance from everything you've ever known because of forces you could never possibly understand. no matter how long you follow the pheromone trail you laid you'll never find your way home.

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i can’t sleep *rotates in my bed like a gas station hot dog*

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nooo tumblr logo don’t change ur so sexy aha

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one time i had a dream that i was wearing a cropped shirt and it had a really ugly corn pattern all over it and i think you know where this is going

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il l never forget the time i convinced my mom to try whole 30 and even made all the meals for her, and then on the 31st day, she introduced everything back at once and didn’t know why she felt bad

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I was playing a new video game in a cheap low poly style and the player characters were some guy who looked like Clarence and a rat named Wet Beef Sparky.

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the personification of death being portrayed as deeply kind in fiction is something that reduces me to tears every single time

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ah fuck

moths started eating the post guys sorry

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growing up is realizing it really IS because you're on that damn phone all the time

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goodnight boobs goodnight breasts goodnight tits goodnight chests

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speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

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i need people to understand that if i don’t hear you the third time, you have to move on

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skyrim horse cart driver puts a sticker on their cart that says do you follow the nine this closely

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i wonder how many of these so called “birds” i hear everyday are actually people giving a pre-established bird signal