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Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: âAw dammitâ
The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: âDonât worry there, this mistake isnât going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourselfâ
Me: âWow, thatâsâŚnot what I was expectingâ
Gordon: âOf course, you ought to know by now that I donât shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. Youâre just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. Iâm kind of a dick, yeah, but Iâm not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like thisâ
Me: âOhâŚ.wellâŚthanksâ
Gordon: âYouâre welcomeâŚcuntâŚâ
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but if thereâs platonic kissing whats next??!!!!????? sex without romance??????!? romance without sex?????!!!!? friendship?????? friends with benefits????!!! platonic lOVE????? staying out of other peopleâs business???????? WHO KNOWSS
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âeverybody wants to change the world but no one wants to dieâ goes so hard that mcr had to put it in their songs twice
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take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.
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I'm pretty sure this is called serving cunt? As the kids would say
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