worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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My medieval and ancient ancestors watching me trying to charge my laptop and connect to WiFi: Ah, yes, she must feed her magic mirror on the telluric current and summon the spirits of knowledge from the aether.
My ancestors watching me proceed to doomscroll on Twitter: Alas! She is beguiled by the cruel babblings of the demons within the mirror; soon she will descend into melancholy from the things she has witnessed.
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limonite mud and stalactites
-J.F.
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James Jean - Braid Ill. Acrylic on Wood.
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A WIP can sit dormant for a year and a half and still be happy to see you.
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Hast thou considered that, perhaps, some of thine flaws and undue suffering wouldst be lessened if thou simply gave up all worldly attachments and repented? Of course, a freak such as thineself is quite undeserving of the Master’s forgiveness with the way thou meanders about… with thine “friends”…
Don’t worry, Lark would never use her psychic ability in anger.
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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to all the tiktok anti-aging influencers: where’s that horrid looking portrait of yourself
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you see whenever i dont understand someone's sexuality or gender or pronouns or whatever i go "ohwell this has nothing to do w me!" and move on w my day
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The Alpine Spaniel of St. Bernard
A Natural History of British and Foreign Quadrupeds. Written by James H. Fennell. 1843.
Internet Archive
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