Peter: I love eating sand. It gets in between your teeth and goes crunch
Tony: *nervous laughter* haha you had a weird childhood….but it’s not my fault
Peter: It wasn’t in my childhood
Tony: Pete, when you come by the compound, we’re going to have talks about this. We’re gonna have talks, kid.
Tony: Stop eating sand, kid
Tony: It’s not good for you
Peter: What’s in it that’s bad for me?
Tony: IT’S LITERAL ROCKS
Peter: So is salt
Tony: That. Is. Not. The. Same.