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Tony: What do you want for dinner, kid?

Peter: A gun.

Tony: nO-

#peter parker #tony stark #irondad #spiderson #spiderman #ironman #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect irondad #incorrect spiderson

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Summary: Peter grows anxious as he notices Tony becoming more distant, oblivious to what the man has planned for him.

Requested by @howtolaundermoneyorg

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#ao3 link #prompt fill #fanfiction #peter parker #tony stark #spiderman #ironman #spiderson #irondad #marvel #send requests

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TW: Dark humor.(But isn't my whole blog?)

✨Holiday addition✨

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Tony: Are you excited for Christmas?

Peter: Fuck yeah,

Peter: Cause if things keep going the way they are I'm hanging a lot more than Christmas ornaments.

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Tony: Hey underoos, are you prepared for a New Years' kiss?

Peter: Yeah I've got a couple things in mind.

Tony: Things-?

Peter: A train...

Tony: Oh-

Peter: A telephone pole at 90 mph...

Tony: Kid, that's kinda-

Peter: A bus...

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Peter: One more minor inconvenience and Santa won't be the only fat fuck flying off the roof this year.

Tony: Where the fuck do you come up with this stuff-

#peter parker #tony stark #irondad #spiderson #ironman #spiderman #gen z humor #dark humour tw #marvel #incorrect peter parker #incorrect quotes #incorrect irondad #dark humor

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Tony: Happy New Year Peter!

Tony: Do you think this year is gonna be your year?

Peter: It fucking better be or it's gonna be my last.

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: Why can't you just let me have this?

#peter parker #tony stark #spiderman #ironman #irondad #spiderson #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect irondad #incorrect spiderson

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Peter: Hi, i'd like to return this.

Nurse:

Peter:

Nurse: Sir, this is your birth certificate.

Peter: I don't need you to tell me what it is.

#peter parker has issues #gen z humor #gen z peter parker #slightly dark #peter parker #spiderman #incorrect peter parker

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Sooo do all of us have issues and project onto peter when reading irondad stuff or is it just me?

Um, it's definitely all of us 🧍‍♀️

#something about it just pleases the mentally ill #because we all wanna be peter in these situations #and want these responses for ourselves #but luckily thats what I'm here for #like a shitty therapist #signed by a mentally ill person

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I fucking love you guys

#Just in case i havent told you enough #cause you mean a lot to me #and youre all awesome #reminder to also get some water

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What if Tony seemed a bit distant for a couple of days and Peter gets a bit anxious about it. But then it's revealed that Tony's been planning his birthday party the entire time

That's such a sweet scenario, and perfect timing as my birthday is tomorrow! I'll have to message you for details but this is for sure going in the works. <3

#tony stark #peter parker #spiderman #ironman #irondad #spiderson #marvel #send me prompts #fanfiction prompt #answered asks

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Tony: Happy New Year Peter!

Tony: Do you think this year is gonna be your year?

Peter: It fucking better be or it's gonna be my last.

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: Why can't you just let me have this?

#peter parker #tony stark #spiderman #ironman #irondad #spiderson #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect irondad #incorrect spiderson

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The porn bots have found me 🧍🏼‍♀️

If I wanted your home videos I would have politely asked already.

#how did they get here #and why are they sending me asks #and how did they know i like girls #is it that obvious?

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Steve: *coughing*

Steve: I'm dying

Tony: Can you do it a little quieter? It's fucking annoying.

Steve: I-

#tony stark #ironman #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #steve rodgers #captian america #incorrect captain america #incorrect tony stark

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If you're still taking prompts, 5+1 fic 5 times peter made dark jokes and 1 time someone addressed it (sorry I'd its vague it's just a random idea I just thought of)

This is a pretty good idea actually! Could you possibly give me a few more details on what you would like to see specifically?

#answered asks #send me asks #send me prompts #request

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Do you have a favorite animal?

Of course! I'm obsessed with red pandas! Thank you for asking me about myself, even if it's kinda small <3 🥺

#answered asks #send me asks #i love yall

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Tony: If you could be anything you wanted what would it be?

Peter: Probably dead lol

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: Why do I even still talk to you?

#peter parker #tony stark #spiderman #ironman #irondad #spiderson #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect irondad #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderson

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Tony with Peter vs. Tony with any other Avenger:

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Summary: Peter has been acting strange and, when he is confronted, he and Tony learn new things about each other.

Or, Peter struggles to come out but finds out Tony is Bisexual.

Requested by @dangerouspersonaexpertvoid : Peter being all anxious trying to come out to Tony and Tony just comforting him being like, “I’m (bi/gay) too, kiddo”

This is a prompt very close to my heart and I'm very honored to be chosen to write it. Personally, I have yet to come out so if it isn't relatable I sincerely apologize, but when I do come out I wouldn't mind it going something like this.

(I'm so sorry this took so long cause it's not even that long of a story tbh 😅)

#why tf are tags harder than writing the actual story? #please send me your requests #peter parker #tony stark #ao3 link #ao3fic #answered #prompt fill #send me prompts

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Peter: How the fuck could I have possibly gotten a C+?

Peter: I put my whole spidussy into that paper

Tony:

Tony: Your fucking WHAT-?

#peter parker the gen z #peter parker #tony stark #spiderman #ironman #irondad #spiderson #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect irondad #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderson