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peter-parker-stan · 3 years

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Peter: *crawling on the ceiling* why are shorts called shorts but pants aren’t called longs?

Tony: Peter.

Peter: I mean, wouldn't that make more sense? If we called pants longs?

Tony: PETER.

Peter: like, “nice longs” is so much more interesting than “nice pants”

Tony: Peter, it's 3 in the morning, go to sleep!

Peter: okay, sorry

Peter: *whispering* I love your longs though, Mr. Stark

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peter-parker-stan · 4 years

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Tony: Would you like the spider in your hand?

Steve: sure

Tony: say please

Steve *sigh* please

Peter: *falling through the ceiling into Steve’s hand*

Steve: WHAT THE FUCK TONY???

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peter-parker-stan · 4 years

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Isn't the shirt just reeeeeaally washed out pink tho

I thought it was super washed out yellow but now that I’m thinking about it I think it might’ve been pink........ yeah, it was pink!

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peter-parker-stan · 4 years

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Marvel as things my friends have said

Hulk: everyone says thick thighs save lives, but mine just suffocate people

Tony: I’ll have a bottle of Advil and three cups of coffee, it will fix everything

Bucky: well, she was catholic and I’m gay so we didn’t get very far

Peter Parker: I don’t think bacteria are racist, but fungi definitely are

Steve post endgame: I think my epiglottis has arthritis

Peter: in youth group they said everyone is in a romantic relationship with Jesus, but I think that’s kind of gay...

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peter-parker-stan · 5 years

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Sending you a hug because you’re fantastic!!!!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

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peter-parker-stan · 5 years

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I just found your blog but I love you already

Thank you so much!! It means a lot to me that people enjoy my content!

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peter-parker-stan · 5 years

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Peter: Mr.Stark, what if a paper clip machine kills off all of humanity?

Tony: wtf Peter?!? It’s 3:00 in the morning!?!

Peter: a paper clip machine told to make the maximum amount of paper clips would kill off all life on earth to get the iron from our blood to make paper clips...

Tony: *on the phone* yes, I know it’s 3 AM, but I need to make another appointment for Peter Parker...

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peter-parker-stan · 5 years

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When you get this you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool!!)

I’m really self deprecating in my day to day life, so this is going to be hard, but I’ll give it a shot.

1) I like my hair. I know it sounds rediculous, and to those of you who know me personally and have to hear me talk about wanting to chop it all off and dye it, even impossible. However, I do like the color of my hair. I wish it could be a bit shorter, but we can’t always get what we want.

2) I like my ability to make my friends happy. I know how sappy that sounds, but I’m pretty good at making my friends smile, and when my friends are happy, I’m happy.

3) I like my imagination. Sometimes it doesn’t work, and when it does, it can be insane. But it lead me to tumblr in the first place and, despite what people may say, tumblr is pretty awesome.

4) I love my fashion sense. It’s really weird and hard to describe, but the only way I can think to describe it is vintage librarian, but more attractive...? That probably doesn’t make any sense whatsoever, but I tried.

5) I like my eyes. They are a nice hazel color and a lot of people tell me they are pretty, so I take their word for it.

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peter-parker-stan · 5 years

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Do you think that there is going to be a 3rd spider man movie???

I’m not sure but I hope there will be a third spiderman movie!!

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peter-parker-stan · 5 years

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Peter: I don’t like leaf, but I eat life

Bucky: how the hell do you eat life?

Peter: I meant to say leaf, but life works too

Bucky: *confuzed as heck* but HOW THE HELL DO YOU EAT L I F E ?!?!?!?!?

Peter: ...cannibalism?

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peter-parker-stan · 5 years

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I took a little break and come back to 1K followers?!?!? THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! I would never have been able to get here without y’all and I am so grateful for each and every one of you.

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peter-parker-stan · 5 years

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I love the vine conversations they crack me up

Thank you so much and thank you for supporting me!!

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peter-parker-stan · 5 years

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Bucky: national mental health month is upon us, let’s do a no self deprivation challenge!!

Peter: I’m going to fail, like I do with everything

Bucky: that’s what we’re trying to avoid Peter...

Peter: what, my terrible personality

Bucky: I give up

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peter-parker-stan · 5 years

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Peter: heckity heck, he is dead

Strange: who?

Peter: my will to live

Strange:

Peter: and mr stark

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peter-parker-stan · 5 years

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Peter: I want to fucking die!!

Steve: LANGUAGE

Peter: *completely deadpan* heckity heck, I want death

Tony: *on the phone* “Hi, I’d like to schedule another session for Peter Parker please.”

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peter-parker-stan · 5 years

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Come on! The shirt is obviously light black!!!

It could be from your perspective... it’s all about perspective

#is your light black my dark white #is grey even real #how do i answer this #im unsure myself

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peter-parker-stan · 5 years

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Tony: Steve, what color is peter’s shirt?

Steve: it’s grey

Bucky: yeah, grey

Tony: *turns to peter* what did you say it was?

Peter: .. dark white

Steve & Bucky:

Tony:

Steve & Bucky: *laughing profusely* WHAT???

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