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I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

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Today’s friendly reminder

That many Brown and BLACK people do not: * Visibly flush: Bright pink, red as a tomato, bright red, ect * Blush in the same way lighter skinned people do (we tend to darken, not turn pink or red). 

This does not mean: * We Don’t blush.  * We Can’t blush * Can’t get embarrassed just as easily 

Consider Instead:  * Adding “Coded as light skinned” or “Coded as white” so we can stop wasting our times with these inserts obviously not intended for us (like how we add AFAB for ex)

* Finding other ways to describe what it’s like to feel embarrassed. For ex:  - Felt their face/neck/chest warm up or get hot  - Feel themselves blush/flush - Heart sped up - Just felt embarrassed/flustered/ect - Face/cheeks darkened. That’s very neutral and can apply to anyone. 

If you only know one way of describing a character or reader being flustered/aroused you are actively discriminating against anyone who doesn’t fall into that category. Which is basically anyone darker than a brown Paper bag. Even the lightest of us probably don’t flush “bright pink” or “Bright red”. Like I’ve had full on Sunburn and you could barely tell. Ive had burns and you can barely tell. And I’m not even that dark. I’m considered Medium-Dark. Imagine for all those people out there who are darker than even me and are cut out every single time by that same trope. 

At the least it’s lazy writing. At the most it’s lowkey racist. 

Thanks for coming to my TolkienBlackGirl Talk… 

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Helpful hint!

Ok was chatting with some lovely people in a Discord server I regular and I figured this could be helpful information. 

I you are writing a Reader insert that is supposed to be Race neutral (and goes for Gender neutral too of course) try this:

When you read through it, do this at least 3 times but imagine 3 incredibly different people. Use a random generator if you must, make sure to mix it up.  Does it work with the Darkest skin you can google? How about the lightest? How about a very tall person? How about a very short person? How about a very thin person? How about a very big person? Now take these in random combinations, does it still work? How about someone with NO hair at all? Can it still work? Whatever you can’t account for, put that in your warnings/notes! Does your story not work to your liking unless the person is tall? Put “Tall Reader”. Does it not work unless your person has long flowing hair? Put “Long straight hair reader” ect.  That way if someone falls into that specific spectrum and doesn’t want to be bothered they can move on. 

Go forth and make inclusive content! 

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Alright, so I just gotta say that I think the LOTR community is sleeping on one of the best possible dynamics for a potential Elf-Human romance. Like yeah, we all want Legolas to marry us and worship the ground we walk on - But I can’t help but love the idea of the Lotr Elves looking at their s/o like “Look at my pet human, aren’t they adorable?”

Because elves live for hundreds of years. They’re in-tune with nature in a way we, as humans, can’t even understand. So I just imagine an Elf-Man romance where the Elf does genuinely love and admire their human, but also finds them cute in the same way we'd find a cat cute. Bonus Points if it starts out like that, but then evolves into a very genuine, respectful romance between the two of them.

Legolas: This is my favorite human, (Y/N), they are very small and entertaining. They hit me with a cardboard tube once. I love them.

Also, you cannot convince me that this isn't what happened with Kiliel. Tauriel thinks Kili is her sweet little meow meow, meanwhile Kili thinks Tauriel is the fairest being in Middle Earth. It's a perfect dynamic.

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100 Reasons NOT To Kill Yourself

1. We would miss you. 2. It’s not worth the regret. Either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you. 3. It does get better. Believe it or not it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow. 4. There’s so much you would miss out on doing. 5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. 6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. 7. You ARE worth it. Don’t let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise. 8. You are amazing. 9. A time will come, once you’ve battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won’t regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better. 10. What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do? What about the things you’ve planned, but never got around to doing? You can’t do them when you’re dead. 11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that’s still a reason to stay alive. 12. You won’t be able to listen to music if you die. 13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You’ll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. 14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me. 15. You’re preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born. 16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died? 17. You’re gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect. 18. Think about your favourite music artist, you’ll never hear their voice again… 19. You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day 20. Listening to incredibly loud music 21. Being alive is just really good. 22. Not being alive is really bad. 23. Finding your soulmate. 24. Red pandas 25. Going to diners at three in the morning. 26. Really soft pillows. 27. Eating pizza in New York City. 28. Proving people wrong with your success. 29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life. 30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can. 31. Being able to help other people. 32. Bonfires. 33. Sitting on rooftops. 34. Seeing every single country in the world. 35. Going on roadtrips. 36. You might win the lottery someday. 37. Listening to music on a record player. 38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower. 39. Taking really cool pictures. 40. Literally meeting thousands of new people. 41. Hearing crazy stories. 42. Telling crazy stories. 43. Eating ice cream on a hot day. 44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know. 45. Travelling to another planet someday. 46. Having an underwater house. 47. Randomly running into your hero on the street. 48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel. 49. Trampolines. 50. Think about your favourite movie, you’ll never watch it again. 51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke, 52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it’s for just one person or 20 or 100 or more. 53. People do care. 54. Treehouses 55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse 55. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees 56. I don’t even know you and I love you. 57. I don’t even know you and I care about you. 58. Because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness! 59. You won’t be here to experience the first cat world emperor. 60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU’LL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS! 61. Starbucks. 62. Hugs. 63. Stargazing. 64. You have a purpose, and it’s up to you to find out what it is. 65. You’ve changed somebody’s life. 66. Now you could change the world. 67. You will meet the person that’s perfect for you. 68. No matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you. 69. You have the chance to save somebody’s life. 70. If you end your life, you’re stopping yourself from achieving great things. 71. Making snow angels. 72. Making snowmen. 73. Snowball fights. 74. Life is what you make of it. 75. Everybody has a talent. 76. Laughing until you cry. 77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy. 78. The world would not be the same if you didn’t exist. 79. Its possible to turn frowns, upside down 80. Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive. 81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero. 82. Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections. 83. One day your smile will be real. 84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day. 85. Lying on grass and laughing at the clouds. 86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends. 87. Eating crazy food. 88. Staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one. 89. Sleeping in all day. 90. Creating something you’re proud of. 91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didn’t commit 92. Being able to meet your Internet friends. 93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate 94. Sherlock season three. 95. Cuddling under the stars. 96. Being stupid in public because you just can. 97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile? 98. being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years 99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this. 100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now, literally anything could happen

IF that isn’t enough:

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husband and wife

newt scamander x wife!reader

universe: fantastic beasts and where to find them

requested: no

warnings: pregnancy, blood but not a lot, mentions of mean bowtruckles,

summary: married life with newt scamander seems like the best thing you can think of. and you got it.

type: blurb, fluff, 900+ words.

you fed the small, occamy babies, hearing their cries and you bent down to pick up their mother. she slithered into your arms and you pulled her close, softly petting her.

she then heard her little ones call out to her, making her squawk and you put her back down and you saw her cuddle them close to her, making your heart warm.

you felt his hands wrap around you and his chin rested on your shoulder as he peered down at the small family.

“they’re adorable,” you cooed, placing your hands on his that were wrapped around your front. “they’re very tiny.”

“yes they are,” newt mumbled, kissing your neck and you giggled, jerking your head and accidentally bumping heads with him. he groaned, releasing you from his hold. “ouch.”

“sorry!” you inhaled sharply, inspecting his head for any injury. “you alright?”

“i’m fine. a little hurt on this side though,” he poked the side of his forehead and you kissed it. “and here.” you kissed his forehead when he pointed at it. “and here.” his finger then moved to his lips, making you see the small smirk on his face and you scoffed playfully. you kissed his lips and he wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you close.

you then heard grumbling on newt’s shoulder and you broke the kiss to see pickett, his hands on his hips looking like a disappointed mom. he then tapped his green arm, looking as if he was tapping an imaginary watch on his wrist. you laughed and extended your finger to him and he climbed onto it, settling himself on your shoulders and kissing your cheek.

you chuckled, patting his leafy head as you walked forward, missing the way pickett blow raspberries over at your husband who huffed and rolled his eyes but he followed you.

you then ended up at the demiguises but pickett jumped off of you and landed over on newt, hiding behind your husband’s neck. you bent down and one demiguise crawled over to you, pulling on your sleeve and making you sit down on the ground. he showed you a tiny bowtruckle in his hand who was squealing for help. you gasped and shook your head in disapproval and the demiguise whimpered. your eyes softened and you took a small carrot from beside you and offered it to him as a trade.

he let go of the bowtruckle and gently took the carrot from your hands, examining it carefully. the bowtruckle ran as fast as it could over to your open palm, curling into itself. you pat the demiguise on his head and you stood up just as it disappeared, walking over to the bowtruckle’s tree and placed him on one of the branches, the others squealing in relief.

you turned to newt and extended your hand and he placed pickett in them. he dug his thin, wooden fingers into your skin but you paid it no mind. instead, you got him near one of the branches but his hold on your palm tightened, making you suck in a breath.

“they’re not gonna hurt you,” you whispered, nudging him over to the direction of the tree. “don’t be scared. i promise they won’t bully you anymore.”

he stood up and climbed on the branch as he neared his kin. there were small squeaks and squeals but then pickett was pulled by his hand by another bowtruckle. he sent you both a small wave of goodbye and disappeared into the tree.

you smiled, turning back to newt who had the same expression on his face. his grin soon dropped though, as he saw the blood on your hands.

“y/n! why is there blood on your hands?” he panicked. you looked down and you were going to give him an explanation but you were cut short when he sat you down on the ground and started casting healing spells. instantly, the wounds closed and he kissed your palm and your wrist, placing your hand on his cheek. “i’m going to get pickett for doing that.”

“come on, newt,” you muttered, rubbing his cheek with your thumb. “he was scared, it’s fine. and it was just a small scratch.”

he sighed, helping you back up on your feet and lacing your fingers with his, swaying them back and forth as you walked. you didn’t have a destination in mind, just walking with your husband in comfortable silence was good for you.

as you walked, you noticed him looking at the babies of the different species you and him kept in his suitcase. you furrowed your eyebrows. was there something he wasn’t telling you?

“i want a baby.” you heard him declare and you stopped in your tracks. you heard him groan but you felt him turn you around to face him. “sorry. i was too excited. i–uhh, i want to have a baby with you, y/n.”

you bit your lip, trying to contain your smile but failing to do so. you wrapped your arms around his neck and he released a breath he didn’t know he was holding. “you’re not mad?”

“oh newt, i’m far from it,” you pulled away enough to see his face. “in fact, i have something to tell you as well.” you took one of his hands on your waist and placed it on your abdomen. “we already have one. i was going to tell you next week but—”

he cut your sentence by pulling you close to him, resting his chin on your head. he kissed the crown of your head and you relaxed in his hold, grateful for everything you had. him, your and his beloved animals, and your little bun in the oven. it was perfect.

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Judge Donna Scott Davenport oversees a juvenile justice system in Rutherford County, Tennessee, with a staggering history of jailing children. She said kids must face consequences, which rarely seem to apply to her or the other adults in charge.

This woman needs to be kicked off the bench and disbarred. Then, she must be prosecuted for abuse of power.

https://www.propublica.org/article/black-children-were-jailed-for-a-crime-that-doesnt-exist

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Clairvoyance

Written for my 2021 Halloween event.

Pairing: Percy Jackson x Warlock!Male!Reader

Prompt: Percy + “Make yourself useful and pass me those eyeballs before this potion is completely ruined.”

A/N: Fun fact- my dog’s name is also Percy, so it was kind of odd to write this one. Also, this is the third piece for my Halloween event. The next piece will be released Saturday, October 9th.

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In all of the years that Percy Jackson had spent going on quests, he had seen a lot of weird things and been to a lot of spooky places. But this? This was a whole new level of creepy.

He, Jason, and Hazel had been sent on a quest to find a legendary weapon that Chiron had called the Sword of Arthur, which was apparently a legendary blade which rendered its wielder effectively undefeatable, as long as it deemed them worthy of taking it from its resting place. The only problem was that no one knew exactly where that was.

Well, he supposed, not quite no one. Hazel had remembered an acquaintance from her time living in New Orleans that she thought might be able to help them. That was what brought them to a sprawling manor beyond a towering wrought iron gate. Once white walls had grayed with time, and ivy climbed nearly every surface, making the frame appear cracked and crumbling. It appeared that one of the windows overlooking the front yard had been broken in and Percy had been able to make out the faintest flickering light through it, like a dying candle was the only source of light in the eerie house.

There had been no answer when they knocked, so they made their way into the house. Percy had honestly expected the place to be abandoned since the outside of the house had looked so decrepit, but the interior seemed almost inviting with curtains in rich colors and comfortable looking furniture.

Hazel led the boys quietly through the house to a room that overlooked the backyard. Percy could make out the sound of something bubbling and the crackling of a fire, though he couldn’t quite tell if there was anyone in the room or not.

Suddenly the door swung open, as though pushed by some unseen wind. “Are you coming in or not?” a voice called out to them, echoing slightly in the otherwise quiet house.

Percy felt an odd sort of hesitance, but eventually trailed into the room behind his friends. The first thing he noticed was the fire roiling under the massive black cauldron in the center of the room, and the second was the ethereal young man standing behind it.

He had never really been interested in anyone apart from Annabeth before, but ever since they’d broken up a few months prior Percy noticed that he wasn’t really attracted to anyone. But now, for the first time since the breakup, he had found himself captivated by someone.

He wasn’t sure what it was that had caught his attention so entirely. Whether it was the way his hair seemed to drift on an invisible breeze or the brilliant gold that his eyes were glowing or that he didn’t even falter at their entrance as he stirred the potion in his cauldron, he found himself enthralled.

“Hazel,” the stranger greeted, lips turning up in a smile without so much as glancing at the intruders. “If I hadn’t known better, I’d have thought that we wouldn’t have met again. It’s been, what, seventy years?”

She laughed, moving to stand beside the (h/c) and peering into the bubbling brew. “Something like that, yeah,” she agreed. “I’m afraid that this-”

“Isn’t a social call?” he finished for her, raising an eyebrow pointedly. “I knew that before you even knew you were to come see me.”

“That doesn’t make sense.” Percy hadn’t even realized that he’d spoken until the (h/c) turned to look at him. “I just- how did you know we’d be here?”

“You must be Percy Jackson,” the (h/c) said. “I assume Hazel hasn’t told you much about my powers, has she?” At Percy’s silence, he pressed on, “I was born with the ability to see beyond the mortal plain. I see glimpses of futures that may come and that will, much like the Oracle at your camp. I knew that the three of you would come asking about the sword; that’s why I’m brewing this after all,” he nodded toward the swirling concoction in the cauldron, the color shifting and blending as it bubbled. “Make yourself useful and pass me those eyeballs before this potion is completely ruined.”

Percy blinked, visibly confused by the onslaught of information. “What- what is that?” He reluctantly retrieved a jar of eyeballs from a nearby shelf and held it out.

“Drinking this will grant each of you a vision similar to those that I experience the next time you sleep.” The magician twisted open the lid of the jar and plucked out several eyeballs, dropping them absently into the concoction. They dissipated into the liquid almost as soon as it touched the surface. “If you focus on the weapon you’re tracking, it should be a vision related to it; one of the three will likely reveal the location.” After a moment, the (h/c) seemed satisfied and retrieved a large ladle, scooping some of the liquid into each of three glasses before holding them out to the party.

Percy was hesitant to drink it after learning about some of the ingredients, but the confident glint in the warlock’s eyes as the gold faded away to reveal the beautiful (e/c) beneath reassured him. “You’re sure this will work?” At the (h/c)’s nod, Percy steeled his nerves and drank.

He winced at the taste, but he noticed both Hazel and Jason drinking from their own cups.

“I’ll show each of you to your rooms so you can rest,” the warlock said. “You can set out for the blade in the morning.” He turned as though to lead the trio back into the main hall, but hesitated for a moment, “And Percy?”

Percy perked up at the sound of his name, eyes quickly finding their way back to him. “Yes?”

“Feel free to come visit once you make it back from your quest.” His lips twitched up in a knowing smirk, “I have the feeling that we’ll have a lot to discuss.”

Percy didn’t need to be clairvoyant to know that he was right.

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October is ADHD awareness month! 🎉

The memory issues ADHD causes are some of the scarier and more frustrating parts of living with it - so here’s a set of reaction doodles that all my fellow ADHD peeps are welcome to use whenever anybody decides to comment on your forgetfulness ^ 

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Hello!! Do you think you could do The Bench trio x 6’10 reader! (They/Them and 16-17) the trio doesn’t believe the reader is 6’10 until they meet up in real life! Or the trio is in Tubbos backyard and the reader is sitting on the ground, not wanting to make the boys “insecure” about their height but a fan asks for a height check and the fans just go crazy when the reader is taller than Ranboo or something like that! You can do head cannons or little scenarios/images!-🖤🤍 Anon (If possible)

If tall why not tree?

I'm gonna spoil you 🖤🤍 Anon >:) Considering you are the first anon I have :D Pls tell me you're not that tall irl P!bench trio x tall!reader tw: cussing again and caps

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[scenario] You were in a discord call with the bench trio today. Everything was going smoothly until Tubbo brought up a question.

"So U/n, how tall are you?"

"6'10, why are you asking"

The call was silent for a few second. Tommy's chat was going haywire along with Ranboo's.

"Don't fuck with us, tell us the truth"

"Whot? Are you lying?"

"Wait really?"

"Just wait until we all meet up"

A smug smile was on your face not that anyone could see it. You were excited to see tommy's reaction after doubting you.

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[scenario] Once Tommy met you the life in his eyes disappeared, not only he was a month older than you but also shorter. Didn't talk to you for hours before realizing the power he had.

"How does it feel to bend all the time just to get out of a room?"

"How does it feel to look up at your superior?"

To say the least, the beeduo watched the whole thing escalated and did nothing but watched.

Tubbo would be cheering for both of you and Ranboo would film it all, trying so hard not to laugh too loud.

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[scenario] 3rd person

The trio was interacting with the stream while the giant of the group sat on the ground.

User donated 10.5$

"where's u/n?"

The three teenagers looked down on to meet with the faceless streamer's mask.

"U/n get up"

"Uh no thanks"

Y/n didn't want to accidently make them embarass of their height despite talking about the subject a few minutes before the stream.

Suddenly, Tubbo grabbed their arm and tug them towards him with the help of Tommy.

The streamer stumbled on their feet for a bit before crouching a bit. The action confused the others.

"Stand up properly or does your back hurt from being old?"

The giant couldn't let the blond get away with the teasing so they stood up straight got a nerf and started shooting at him.

"Oi! What the fuck!"

Chat was amused with the scene in front of them. Before long, the back yard became a battle to the fittest.

Tommy teamed up with Ranboo while the brunet teamed with the other faceless person. This went on for for a long time but nobody complained, everyone was having fun.

After the whole event, Y/n went beside Ranboo showing the viewers the height difference.

User: WTF User: I'm scared ;-; User: Mom! There's a giant outside!

The reactions were funny to see. Maybe they were overthinking about it.

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[headcanon]

- I feel like Tubbo would try to climb tall people and if you deny him. He'll look at you straight in the eyes and say:

"Shut up peasant"

- You can't tell me he didn't do that with ranboo at least once.

- You tried to carry tubbo like simba from the lion king but can't since he runs towards small rooms

- Ranboo was glad to have someone that can relate to him with the space in the car.

- Tommy uses you as a shield when all of you are playing nerf.

"What tha fack tommy!" "It's nerf or nothing! So shut up!"

taglist: @oh-mcyt @sxltedcxramel

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𝘆/𝗻 : 𝖧𝖤𝖸 ! 𝖧𝖤𝖸-

𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗯𝗼𝗼 , 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 : 𝘴𝘩𝘩𝘩𝘩 , 𝗍𝗎𝖻𝖻𝗈 𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗅𝖾𝖾𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀 - 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝗐𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗀 ?

𝘆/𝗻 , 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 : 𝗈𝗁 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗒 . . 𝗎𝗁 , 𝗍𝗈𝗆𝗆𝗒 𝗌𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗈𝗇 𝖿𝗂𝗋𝖾-

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Hello, lex! I was writing this ask and something went funky and idk if it went through. Anyway! It is me once again. But this time I would like to request something! :] I saw the post of different ccs reacting to reader raiding them and I would like to rq that but with the feral boys and/or the bench trio! I hope it's not too much to ask for! Sending lots of love and remember to take care of yourself. And I don't know if you need to hear this rn, but you are very loved and appreciated <33

𝒔𝐰𝐚𝐠 𝒂𝐫𝐜, bench trio

꒰꒰ fluff, tubbo, tommyinnit, ranboo x reader, ༉‧₊˚ 😎

TY FOR REQUESTING I LOVE MY SWEET BOYS <3! ENJOY MY BELOVED I LOVE U!!

𝒕𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲

blushy boy

"Yeah I know i'm so cool why wouldn't they wanna raid me B)"

immediately calls Will

"WILBUR GUESS WHO JUST RAIDED ME" "who Tommy" "Y/N" "NO WAY!" collective fangirling between the two boys, Tommy going FERAL, the usual

he feels so powerful, so cool like he can take over the world

"yeah chat me and y/n are basically best friends now y'know no biggie"

he's so excited he even tells his mum about it! even though she's a little confused, she's still happy to see Tommy so excited!

𝒕𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐨

he is SO honored

literally reads the notif and immediately goes o7

"THANK YOU DEAR Y/N FOR BLESSING ME WITH YOUR PRESENCE"

"ty dear tubb for being my fave out of the bench trio. hope we can be besties one day 👍"

HE SMILES SO BIGGG AWW

"BESTIES? FOREVER :D"

#you made his day- and his year too probably

𝒓𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐨

"RANBOO IN HIS FAMOUS ARC LETS GOOOOO"

thinks you're essentially a twitch god and treats you as such

"Y/n do you need anything? Water? Merch? A car? Let me know I got your back"

thinks he is officially cooler than all of his friends, and just has to rub it in their faces

"you may still be canonically alive BUT did the Y/n raid your stream? didn't think so, move along"

tells his chat to go give you compliments on twitter and to tell you how cool he thinks you are

#helovesyourcontent #hejustwantstoseeafellowgirlbosswinning

🏷: 𓄹 T͢AGLIST.

@purrplxd @ghostcactuss @pastelsbaby @am0r3

ty for reading <3 masterlist, requests are open :)

[peterparkersned-org]

hi! we both follow each other and i followed you because you seem very nice and i wanted to say hello!

I’m so sorry for being late to this omg!

Anyways! Hello there! Thank you for saying hi lol :DDDD

[peterparkersned-org]

Hey there!!~~ i hope you're feeling alright! if not just remember even though the world's a mean place many people love and care for you Like I love you!! <3 take care of yourself ^0^ !!

HFJSJSJS- this is such a nice message! Thank you so much for your kindness, dear!

I am doing fine as of right now! I hope you are as well!!

I love you too PLSSS DJDJDJ AHH THAT WAS SO SWEET!!!

<33

[peterparkersned-org]

How did I not hear about France banning hijabs? What’s going on?

long story short, there’s legislation in the process of being passed that would

ban girls under 18 from wearing any form of religious head covering in public, and although it’s obviously aimed at muslim women, it would also affect other faith groups that practice similar forms of modest dress

ban islamic swimwear in schools and public (there is already a modest swimwear ban in place at public beaches, this just extends it)

ban mothers wearing hijab from entering schools or participating in school field trips or extra curriculars

ban the slaughter of halal poultry - the cheapest and most easily accessible form of meat protein for the muslim community

extend school hijab bans to universities

prevent muslim women from choosing healthcare providers based on gender (which many muslim women prefer to do, since many exams require removal of clothing, etc)

ban muslim parents from homeschooling

force halal markets to sell pork and alcohol or face closure

ban foreign flags at weddings

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ℚ𝕌𝕀ℂ𝕂 𝔸ℕℕ𝕆𝕌ℕℂ𝔼𝕄𝔼ℕ𝕋

I KNOW I'VE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG AND I'M SO SORRY DUCKLINGS BUT I HAVEN'T HAD TOO MUCH MOTIVATION TO WRITE AND POST STUFF RN! BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOME GOOD XREADER CONTENT TO CONSUME THEN GO ON OVER TO WATTPAD TO READ MY OLDER SIBLINGS STORIES!! https://www.wattpad.com/1068700730-the-blood-god-technoblade-x-reader-00 & https://www.wattpad.com/1040830375-as-the-crow-flies-north-technoblade-x-reader

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH, THANK YOU FOR ALL THE FOLLOWS AND LIKES YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!! I'LL PROLLY BE BACK TO WRITING AND POSTING AFTER SCHOOLS DONE!! LOVE YA! <3333

#announcement

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[𝒀/𝑵] 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑩𝑼𝑹 𝑺𝑶𝑶𝑻. (𝒊𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒒𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔) ♡♥♡♥

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ✎

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a/n: I just want to say a couple of things before you start reading, you don't necessarily have to read this but I would advise you should because this has been bothering me ever since I started getting likes and follows, which thank you so much for! I didn't expect people to like these so much to follow me and reblog them.

I love each and every one of you, thank you so, so much! alright now on the next thing, all of the incorrect quotes I use aren't mine, I know you guys aren't daft and have probably heard some of the quotes before but I get sure confused when people are like "I love your work!" (btw those comments make my day 1000% better, thank you!)

but I don't really do anything, I try to make the post look aesthetic and all that jazz. I get all my quotes from websites that generate them with the names you put down. egu43jiy5h6tgrwiegtbvs idk why but I just thought I would say this- I prolly look d u m b. anyways! hope you enjoy this post! WILBUR MY BELOVED!!!🧎‍♀️

!TW!: cursing, mentions of a gun, light flirting, and fluff?

·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳

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𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘣𝘶𝘳 𝘚𝘰𝘰𝘵 & 𝘠/𝘕

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[Y/N]: Can I have a private talk with you?

Wilbur: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Wilbur, texting [Y/N]: *sends a voice message*

[Y/N], texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Wilbur: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

[Y/N]: *presses play*

Wilbur's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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[Y/N]: I've connected the two dots.

Wilbur: You didn't connect sh*t.

[Y/N]: I've connected them.

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Wilbur with a gun to [Y/N]'s head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

[Y/N]: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

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[Y/N]: You played me!

Wilbur: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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Wilbur: Can you pass the salt?

[Y/N]: Can you pass away?

Wilbur: Too much salt.

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[Y/N]: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.

Wilbur: You mean you stabbed them?

[Y/N]: They ran into my knife.

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Wilbur: D*mn, [Y/N], are you secretly cool?

[Y/N]: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Wilbur: I do not.

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Wilbur: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

[Y/N]: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Wilbur: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

[Y/N]: Is it working?

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Wilbur: [Y/N] just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

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[Y/N]: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Wilbur: Heck.

[Y/N]: You're on thin f*cking ice.

[Y/N]: Oh no-

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Wilbur: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-

[Y/N]: You sleep with a teddybear.

Wilbur: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!!

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[Y/N]: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.

Wilbur: way to just f*ck me up on a Tuesday.

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[Y/N]: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Wilbur: Aren't you forgetting something?

[Y/N]: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Wilbur's forehead before running out.*

Wilbur: No, pay your bill! D*mn, who raised you?

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[Y/N]: I desire moisture.

Wilbur: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

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Wilbur: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

[Y/N]: Okay.

Wilbur: And make out during the scary parts.

[Y/N]: Th-

[Y/N]: The scary parts.

[Y/N]: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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[Y/N]: When was the last time you cried?

Wilbur: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??

[Y/N]: really? That recent?

Wilbur: Yeah *voice crack* is that an issue? *starts crying again*

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Wilbur: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.

[Y/N]: Voldemort?

Wilbur: No.

[Y/N]: Is it Voldemort?

Wilbur: It's not Voldemort.

[Y/N]: You haven’t mentioned wizards once in this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.

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[Y/N]: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.

Wilbur, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!

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Wilbur: That was so hot, [Y/N].

[Y/N]: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Wilbur: I'm so in love with you.

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Wilbur: You want some leftovers?

[Y/N]: What are those?

Wilbur: You've never had leftovers before?

[Y/N]: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter

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