phansterdam

[phansterdam]

Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”

[phansterdam]

Every single person studying a language when they recognize the most basic word of the language in a text or a video

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"rpf is fine" says the most rpf'd man on youtube

[phansterdam]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[phansterdam]

hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#i got bohemian rhapsody let's goooooooooo

[phansterdam]

im not sure you know what ancient rome is

[phansterdam]

Paramore was right. Hard times

[phansterdam]

really? another album? didn't she just make one??

[phansterdam]

[phansterdam]

im tired of online discourse. look at this family of quails

[phansterdam]

just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

#i've done all of these alone #i don't really like eating at a restaurant alone (if it's not a fast food place) but that's not bc i feel uncomfortable

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#i think i'd be fine listening only to music from the netherlands #but only music from zuid holland would be a bit too restrictive #though froukje and naaz are both zh girlies so could be worse

[phansterdam]

Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer

#my beautiful flail

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#ill say chocolate #strawberry depends so heavily on real vs fake strawberry #and though real strawberry is better than chocolate #chocolate always slaps

[phansterdam]

@pscentral​ event 25: seasons

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where the liberals live

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het feit dat Mark Rutte maatschappijleer les geeft op het voorgezet onderwijs is echt insane. je gaat naar je maatschappijleer les en meneer de maatschappij is daar.

#wat een verschrikking #also op mijn middelbare was er een gs docent genaamd marc rutten #ik had hem nooit maar was altijd heel grappig