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phantasieandmirare · 3 hours
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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
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phantasieandmirare · 13 hours
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garfield could probably understand the mechanics of driving a car but his legs are too short and stubby to reach the petals. this is also known as "Yoda's Quandry"
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phantasieandmirare · 14 hours
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during final exam season, don’t forget to take care of yourself. make it a priority. your wellbeing is more important than a grade.
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phantasieandmirare · 14 hours
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We need to bring back children’s programming that focuses on reading. I’m so serious
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phantasieandmirare · 14 hours
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY CAN'T DO THIS! IT ISNT RIGHT
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phantasieandmirare · 14 hours
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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago
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phantasieandmirare · 14 hours
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its always daddy's kitten never daddy's fat capybara
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phantasieandmirare · 14 hours
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
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phantasieandmirare · 14 hours
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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:
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phantasieandmirare · 16 hours
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I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again
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phantasieandmirare · 16 hours
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I don't have much of a say on Dusthides but I wish people would stop straight up lying about what the staff has said about ancients. They did not say the point of ancients is to break the mold, they said due to not having to fit apparel on them they can break the mold, not that they will every time.
"Our main goal with ancient breeds is to release them more regularly than we do modern breeds." This is the point of ancients
"Since they don’t need to wear apparel, ancient breeds also allow us to break the “One head, four legs, two wings, one tail” template. For example, dragons like wyverns, multiple-headed dragons, drakes, and more!"
'Allow us' gives them the opportunity to, not a promise to always do it. They also mention terts in a similar way and clearly don't always go wildly linebreaking with ancient terts
Do I think ancients SHOULD break the mold? Absolutely, I love funky dragons like Aberrations and Banescales, but don't make up something for them to have to always follow and then get mad when they don't, that's just bad for you
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phantasieandmirare · 17 hours
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these posts have the same vibes imo 💯
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phantasieandmirare · 17 hours
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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store
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phantasieandmirare · 17 hours
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Me if I were a dog
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phantasieandmirare · 17 hours
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It’s Lesbian visibility week !!!
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❤️🧡🤍💗🩷 (we also have some reading recs over on insta)
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phantasieandmirare · 17 hours
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The two twins…
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phantasieandmirare · 17 hours
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