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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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mom: hey Seri, is the founder of Wendy's still alive?

Seri: sorry, i couldn’t find any of your music.

#family #father #fathers #love my family #iDK fam #familystories #funnyfamilystories #fam

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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one of my favorite things to do to my younger brother who is 14, is when it’s that time of month I just;

“I’m bleeding brother!”

“my uterus is ripping it’s self apart.”

“you bleed for a week every month and I’ll see how many diapers you want to change.”

and to just see his face, it makes my little hell week a tiny bit better. and so it’s worth it.

#family #father #fathers #love my family #iDK fam #familystories #funnyfamilystories #brothers #Little Brother #sisters #siblings #Little Sis #big sis #love them #gotta love it #love them all #15siblings #quarantine

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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I was holding my baby brother and I really didn’t feel like bending over to pick up the toy he dropped, so instead I kinda just moved him around and held him by his ankles and lowered him down so he could grab it himself.

this is what it’s like to be a parent.

but wait...

he’s my...

brother...

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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I think I need sleep because I just spent the last two hours on pintrest looking at dumb text posts from this stupid beautiful site and laughing so hard I almost peed more times than I can count, and none of them were THAT funny you guys.

#idk #idk anymore #so idk #idk fam #help me?#is this healthy?#i'mnot sure anymore #maybe I should stop?#why stop when i still have half a tub of cookie dough left #and on we go #funnyfamilystories

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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the is the most relatable thing I have ever read in my entier life. OMG

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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update-

A: “you are my brother but from another dimension”

C: “ok”

A: “so you have to say everything I say, but only a little bit different.”

D: “me? me?”

A: “no, you are my brother from this dimension, you don’t talk.”

D: “oh...”

A: “ok, so we are sinking.”

C: “sinking?”

A: “and we all die and live in your dimension.”

C is four and D is three.

ok, so I’ve got a room right next to the bathroom, and three of my little brothers are taking a bath. you know how we sing in the shower? yeah, this is whatI hear from them.

A: “hey, sister, can you watch us?”

B: “uh, sure.”

A: “but from over there… in the hallway”

B: “sure, whatever” sister B walks to the halway and watches them take their bath.

A: “her Majesty is going to watch us my brothers!” keep in mind brother A is six years old.

C & D: “yaaay!”

#fa

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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ok, so I’ve got a room right next to the bathroom, and three of my little brothers are taking a bath. you know how we sing in the shower? yeah, this is whatI hear from them.

A: “hey, sister, can you watch us?”

B: “uh, sure.”

A: “but from over there... in the hallway”

B: “sure, whatever” sister B walks to the halway and watches them take their bath.

A: “her Majesty is going to watch us my brothers!” keep in mind brother A is six years old.

C & D: “yaaay!”

#family #fathers #kids #Little Kids #so idk #idk anymore #idk #lol #love them #love my family #gotta love it #love them all #Little Brother #Little Sis #siblings #15siblings #sisters #big sis

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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alright kids, here’s the plan.......

ikea released introductions on how to build different furniture forts

#family #love my family #iDK fam #familystories #funnyfamilystories #families #siblings #15siblings

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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That... that sounds about right...

Every baby in history cries when they are born. However, yours is born laughing

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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update.

I have gotten half way through the box in one sitting.

I do not feel great.

I have a box of fruity pebbles.

that’s right.

and you

dont

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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I have a box of fruity pebbles.

that’s right.

and you

dont

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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Coran: How do you rate your pain?

Shiro: Zero stars.

Coran:

Shiro: Would not recommend.

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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it’s mothers day and two of my little sisters are wanting to write a song for my mom... this is what they came up with, so the tune of BINGO...

there was a mom who had 16 kids

she was very busy,

M-O-M-M-Y

and we love you mommy!

they called it... busy mom... it’s better than their first draft... that’s all I’m gonna say.

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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having 15 siblings means we need a bit of a big house, now we don’t live in a mansion, but we don’t live in an apartment.

but our house does have like 42 closets.

“go put that in the closet.” “which one?” “the one next to the couch and the TV but across from the laundry room...”

yeah, no. we gave them each names.

“go put that in More-door.” “go put that in the TARDIS” “go put that in Narnia”

yeah, that’s whats happening in my house.

we also have; the forbidden forest, the robot, the highway to hell, Alderon, and I am sleeping in the unfinished basement... the chamber of secrets.

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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we were just talking about how kids are bad at lying, and my older sister says;

“cuz kids don’t know what their doing, ever.” and at that exact moment is when my little brother decided the best way to get from the floor to the couch right next to him, was to do a back flip, scaring everyone in the room, and almost breaking his neck.

perfect timing.

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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Social experiment: if you know what this is don’t say anything just reblog

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phantom-of-miraculous · 4 years

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So my sister just asked me what she should name her new fanfic and so I said "Steve".

I dont understand why she wont use it, it's a perfectly good name.

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