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phenomenal-eggplant · 7 days ago
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Coñe como mola
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phenomenal-eggplant · 14 days ago
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Mobile app players: hey i figured out this strategy of gameplay that makes the app more playable and fun :)
Mobile app devs: lol sorry huge oversight on our end. the only strategy you need is in-app purchases actually (: we’ll fix that immediately, and as thanks heres a series of unskippable 2-minute ads (:
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phenomenal-eggplant · 15 days ago
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🎶 there is power in a union 🎶
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house-ad · 2 months ago
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phenomenal-eggplant · 21 days ago
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phenomenal-eggplant · 25 days ago
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Hot guy summer is a phrase that needs to be said more
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phenomenal-eggplant · a month ago
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This picture has been circulating all over social media and I have more to add:
Delete all period cycle tracking apps off your phone today.
Do not tell anyone why you want to take your trip, especially over text/apps.
Do not tell anyone the real state/destination of your trip.
Have everyone on your trip turn off their phones. Use written directions or a burner phone. Do not use burner phone to open any personal apps. Dispose of after trip.
Only use cash while purchasing ANYTHING on your trip.
Take “vacation” photos to post later. Be cautious of geo-tags/only post screenshots of the original photos.
Some people might say this is being extra or overly precautious, but this really is the reality we are facing. People have been imprisoned with murder charges in certain states- some for literal miscarriages. If you are a person that ends up in this situation, the state can and will use your data against you as evidence in court. Do not leave a paper trail. If they want to treat us like criminals, we’re gonna move like criminals.
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phenomenal-eggplant · a month ago
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Pro-tip to young trans guys:
If a stranger misgenders you, please please please do not ever utter the phrase, “I’m a man.” It sounds very unnatural and immediately sounds overly defensive.
My advice? Just look at the person like they’re an idiot and, in the deepest voice possible, say, “Uh. Alright, then.”
Just act as though they made a huge and obvious mistake, and don’t get flustered. If you’re comfortable with it, handle the situation with humor and say something like, “Man, I know I’ve got a babyface, but I didn’t think it was that bad.”
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phenomenal-eggplant · a month ago
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writing tip:
if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything
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phenomenal-eggplant · a month ago
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phenomenal-eggplant · a month ago
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Christ this is so fucking cool
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house-ad · 2 months ago
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phenomenal-eggplant · a month ago
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Last night I dreamed I unlocked the secret “volcano threatens to destroy your island” plot in Animal Crossing. And let me tell you.
Stressful.
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phenomenal-eggplant · a month ago
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meanwhile…
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phenomenal-eggplant · a month ago
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do you think sucking helium would give trans women gender euphoria?
Unfortunately, if you have a deep voice sucking helium does not make you sound like a woman, it just makes you sound like Ben Shapiro
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phenomenal-eggplant · 2 months ago
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He may kiss him the next second.
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phenomenal-eggplant · 2 months ago
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Everyone talks about Elle Wood’s bad bitch energy in getting accepted to Harvard as a revenge plan, but no one talks about Chutney’s “went to the gym, got a latte, got a perm” the morning she planned on committing first degree murder. That’s a bad bitch the deserve some respect
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phenomenal-eggplant · 2 months ago
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I haven’t posted on here in a while but here, a comic!!
The IPRE didn’t let just ANYONE on the starblaster. Nah. They had to be scientists!
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phenomenal-eggplant · 2 months ago
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house-ad · 2 months ago
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