phildanphannie123

[phildanphannie123]

FROG WILL WIN, TODAY I WILL BE 20 MINUTES EARLY TO WORK AND BRING BANANA BREAD AND EVERYONE WILL LOVE ME D:<<<

i am conquering the public transport - 🐸

Frog Vs The Bus who will win

[phildanphannie123]

just because he can't bake bread, doesn't mean others can't smh

me, when i see a good bread: dan would've hated it 😔

- 🐸

He’s just jealous

[phildanphannie123]

phannies, in 20 years, waiting for the devan wedding:

#listen dnp just give usthe devan wedding and then you can retire the gaming channel #please just give us this #amazingphil #danisnotonfire

[phildanphannie123]

almost upset they managed to make dan's ugly tree creation look nice i wanted to bully them so bad but they pulled through :/

[phildanphannie123]

babe wake up im traumatising cole with abo origins in no babies - 🐸

You are a wealth of knowledge nobody needs in their brain

#....yeah #yeah i am #i wish i didnt have that knowledge #paesh said all her knowledge of spn comes from me #i only watched 20 minutes of the first episode so thats not good

[phildanphannie123]

Dan and Phil, Japan, yahoo answers, and supernatural: the saga in summary

Thank u frog @phildanphannie123 for this masterpiece and shoutout @herequeer-fullofexistentialfear for being my partner in this crime

#it was a trip

[phildanphannie123]

please, derek wouldn't send the "dan sleeps around" ask to herself. she'd send it to other people, like allie. or she'd make it its own post with a reblog saying "this was a joke, i did not expect it to get notes" and start freaking out - 🐸

Hey you seem to know way too much about my rumour starting habits frog 👀

#hmm #wives who start rumours together stay together dear

[phildanphannie123]

not certain, all i know is that my soul demands chaos

im vibrating with the need of chaos ,j̸͚̞͇̔̈́̊͋͜͠o̴̯̗͍͋i̴̫̫͉̎̔͠n̸̖̙̞̾̓͝ͅ ̴̨͇͇̣͊͆͆̓̚͜m̵͚̫̾͊̈̏̕é̴̛͕̜̼ ̶̧̤̜̮̇̑̇͠ͅi̸̤̪̘̘̅n̶̛̞̾̎́̚ ̴̡̡̘͓̰̃̑c̴̢̛͔͖̞̪͇̖̥̰̜̩͔͙̞͕̥̹̒̓́͋̋̀̚ͅͅḣ̵͖͍̳̝̘̦̯̜͍̜̲̪̥̳͚̝̦̖̟̜͂̆̍͊͑͒̀̂̅͆̿̓͆́̍̆͘̕͝ã̵̡̡̛̜̮̣̝͍̩̳̭̩̹̖̫̯̩̦̬͚̼̣͒o̴̠͛̾́̓̒͆͜ŝ̸̢̧̨͈̮̗͍̪̯͖̼̹͚͎̦̘̱̱̙̉ - 🐸

Christ alive what have you planned

#my soul demands the payment and who am i to fall behind on my payments?

[phildanphannie123]

While it is true Dan and Phil are soulmates, the science is clear: they've also chosen each other.

#as the good place said: #'if soulmates do exist they're not found. they're made.'

[phildanphannie123]

With roughly a week until the release of @danielhowell ‘s book, let me introduce you to:

The (un)Official You Will Get Through This Night Drinking Game!

The rules are simple. Read the book and take a sip or a shot every time something on the list happens. Feel free to play with the non-alcoholic beverage of your choosing if you’re underage or just don’t feel like getting alcohol poisoning. (Or just use this like a bingo card. I’m not the boss of you)

Special thanks to @deadandphilgames for the idea, and to the little babies group chat and all the anons who submitted these. Cheers!

Take a sip if:

•Advice you already knew

•You find a typo

•A joke makes you cringe

•Dan mentions that he’s gay

•You cry

•You black out and skip a whole page

•You learn something about Dan you wish you hadn’t

•Dan makes a self deprecating joke (make it a shot if the joke is in the middle of a paragraph about self love)

•Existential Crisis mention

•Sex joke (make it a shot if it’s way too personal or specific)

•Veganism mention

•Exercise mention (bonus sip if he makes a joke about how he doesn’t do it, but you should)

• “Black clothes like my soul” or similar 2016 humour

•He uses a word you have to google to understand

•He tells a story we’ve already heard

•Advice that reeks of privilege

•Something something “curate your social media experience”

•Mentions the importance of good communication (🔪)

•Every time you spot an “Easter egg” or a reference to something

Take a shot if:

•Phil mention (make it a double if Dan gives him some new descriptor to avoid being Too Loud) (make it a triple if he mentions Phil in the acknowledgements) (just chug the bottle if he actually says something Too Loud)

•A joke makes you laugh

•Family coming out story

•Subtle drag at invasive fans

•Gaming channel mention

•He drags his grandma again

•There’s a whole section on sex and pleasure and dopamine and it’s super uncomfortable

•Subtle shade at other youtubers or celebs

•Religion mention

•CoMmItMeNt IsSuEs

•Death joke

•Says something mildly problematic or offensive

•A little bit of plagiarism. As a treat

•Literally any dating or breakup story (make it a double if it happened within the last decade)

•Danisnotonfire joke

[phildanphannie123]

irl is getting real brave with these prices all things considered jsjdjdjdjd ok to be fair they do have to pay the artist

Between paying the artist, the exchange rate, and the $22 shipping.... irl might as well mug me in a back alley if they want me to drop that kind of cash

#as if you carry any cash on hand

[phildanphannie123]

don't cry, craft

So what are we supposed to do know? Wait? I just can’t go on living like this

Personally I am going to eat a subway sandwich and if the video isn’t up by the time I’m done I guess I’ll just cry because I’m out of ideas

[phildanphannie123]

don't drag us into this

AmazingPhil can see through your bullshit.. he Knows

Amazingphil can suck my ass me and the homies all hate amazingphil 😠

#derek pls keep your bad karma away from the house thank you

[phildanphannie123]

Dan's book leaked... And ew it really is a leak... the pages are covered in slick

That’s it I’m deleting

#for an omega you are really against slick

[phildanphannie123]

i cant believe anon made me read this with my own two eyes

At first I thought frog was accusing you of cumming in their ear. Cummy ear is stuck in my head. Earworm? No. Earcum

No cum ears in this house. Big drama ear infection. Little Ear Hurty Babies

#derek if u considered putting your cum anywhere near my ears i would divorce you

[phildanphannie123]

my right ear hurts, how do you plead 🔫 - 🐸

Hey, I’m the queen of fucked up left ear, not right. This is a u problem

#sounds fake but okay

[phildanphannie123]

egg will burn down her kitchen at midnight but wont send pics of her girls?? i see how it is 😤 - 🐸

If I am denied girl pics for one moment longer I will simply show up in her yard and see them myself

#another day goes by where i havent seen the girls and i am sick of it