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No way he posted them holding hands on his fucking instagram

#i log in after weeks (?) months (???) and what is going AWNNNN #dnp

[philielester]

I’m going to get pissed

#IS HBO FUCKING SHITTING ME #NOOOOOOOO #OFMD

[philielester]

CHOCOLATE HAS CAFFEINE???

#this was not the revelation i expected from watching under the banner of heaven

[philielester]

boncas throwback

#NOOOOOOOOOO……… #i’m not even gonna reflect on how long ago that was #bc then i will have an entirely different spiral #the boncas is a code word designed to trigget a ph*nnie’s defense mode

[philielester]

Serving c*nt

#hello misbhv polish rep!!! #polska gurom!!! ⛰️📸 #dan howell

[philielester]

Phil does know things

#danandphilbarbz #dnp

[philielester]

not phil’s “gag city” and the giggles 😭 danandphilbarbz was not on my 2023 bingo

#danandphilgames

[philielester]

uh oh

honey it’s time for your daily gamingmas content that would give a 2010s phannie radiation sickness

#danandphilgames

[philielester]

honey it’s time for your daily gamingmas content that would give a 2010s phannie radiation sickness

#dnp #dan and phil #danandphilgames

[philielester]

i just noticed the tail. what is it attached to

#⁉️

[philielester]

you know, i thought dan and phil setting boundaries in 2014 was protecting them from us but i failed to acknowledge how much it was protecting us from them

[philielester]

[philielester]

LEGALISE CATBOYS

sweater available now: danandphilshop.com / us.danandphilshop.com

#im gonna mcfucking lose it #daniel howell #dan and phil #catboys

[philielester]

dan oh my fucking god

#i just saw the legalise catboys post….

[philielester]

with great disappointment in myself i have to report that i knew what both manhua and bad dragon were before this dapg video. send me to gay superhell or whatever

#dan and phil #that heartthrob video…. pls

[philielester]

[philielester]

DAN AND PHIL AND CATS 2024

Hello furry friends.

It is true. The sequel to the fabled canine calendar is here.. and this time we’re feline fine! (i am so sorry)

Presenting - the Dan and Phil and Cats 2024 Calendar

Taking the strong theme of 80’s awkward family photos and the world’s ugliest sweaters to the next level - this is a full 12 month calendar each with its own dreamy retro concept photo, accompanied by a cute kitty (or two!). 

Why not mark August with Soft-prom Dan and Phil?

Or celebrate spooky season with angsty vampire Dan and Phil?

This may be the single best thing we’ve ever created in our lives. The sheer power of the aesthetic is only matched by the aura of cats, that honestly were only there to be stroked, sleep and eat and barely acknowledged our existence.

If you want to see the making of the calendar we uploaded a BTS vlog here: https://youtu.be/ZBzitn5_OUg

Shoutout to our brilliant artist photographer Linda Blacker.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL - in case you wanted something to keep you warm we also have the:

Legalise Catboys Sweater

A soft grey sweater featuring Dan and Phil as Catboys working at a café. A political slogan, a rallying cry. What does this message mean? Whatever the world needs it to.

And yes, if Americans buy it from the US shop it will incorrectly be spelled Legalize. You strange United Z'ers Z'ing up our language.

The Dan and Phil and Cats 2024 Calendar, and LegaliZZZE Catboys Sweater are available right now!

Worldwide: http://danandphilshop.com USA: http://us.danandphilshop.com

Thank you for all of your support in this comeback era of DAPG, together we are truly healing the world and the miscellaneous trauma of the last few years and the vibes are at an all time high. We hope you are all excited for the festive season! My what content awaits.

Love Dan and Phil

#what the fuck is going AWNNN #!!! #dan and phil